pick someones death

Must...Finish...Final...Fantasy...Marathon...................

Next poster will transform into a Pokemon, and die in a battle.

 

Wow!I turned into a Pikachu!
*Pika*
Wait,what that Lugia is doing there?
No,Don't come near me!
*dies from multiple attacks*
next poster enters in an online game,and can't exit.Then he/she dies because someone PKed he/she.

 

Hey its runescape haven't played this in a while, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH *gets sucked into game* wow this is so cool, I'm going to go exploring... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH BLACK KNIGHT *attempts to escape from game but can't and gets killed so horribly and painfully that it is the worst death ever*

next person dies out of laughter because they set that up.

 

*dies*

Next person dies from guilt.

 

Oh no I shouldn't have made him die like that I feel so guilty, *stabs self and dies*

Next poster dies wondering why the police haven't come after all of these deaths. ;D

 

Hmmm why the hell haven't the police noticed all these dea~ *super ninjas attack and kill me*

Next poster dies trying to arrest the super ninjas.

 

RIGHT THATS IT NINJAS YOUR UNDER ARREST *Ninjas kill me*

Next poster dies because the ninjas quit and this person was their boss.

 

You can't quit stupid ninjas!! I OWN ALL OF YOU!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!! wait... where'd they all go?...
*decapitated ninja style in the dark*

Next person dies because the internet was shut down.

 

WHAT?the...internet.......was...........shutdown.....?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I DON'T HAVE NOTHING MORE TO DO IN MY LIFE!
*Takes a knife and cut all vital parts of my body*
next poster will die seeing what I did to myself.

 

I'm use to seen dead body parts so its not my funeral its yours.

 

The poster dies because I revived this topic,

 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JONEZS HOW COULD YOU
"dies"

next poster will die when he/she is walks into football field

 

*ahh for an evening stroll in the ol' football field.... what the? *thud*

The next poster dies due to massive blood loss in a nasty cheese grater accident.

 

I really should left those kind of things under my pillow

the next poster dies of brainfreeze..

 

"I CAN TOO eat a whole gallon of Ice cream in under a minute!"
AAARRRRGGHH!






Next poster dies from eating the little 'do not eat' packet.

 

hey, my mouths bubbling heh.....
* falls to the ground*

the next poster dies of a toilet accident...

 

*walking to work and ~wHaM a toilet falls from 15 stories onto my head



Next one dies from playing 'stick the fork in the socket'

 

[me=hYpNoS]sticks fork into eletical socket, doesn;t die but slips on a banana and cracks his skull open[/me]


next poster...in dedication of my eye sight and the user above me...dies from an extreme case of organ diarrhea...

 

OMG....Hey is that my pisol i once put into my mouth? X.X

Next person dies from using complicated words

 

The aforesaid ramifications; though facetious, *chokes on vomit*



The next poster dies because they ran with scissors