pick someones death

Oww.

The next poster will die from their Computer crashing and exploding

 

*CPU CRASHES ON MY HEAD*
"oh well, cant get any worse..."
*explodes*
AGGGGGGGGGGGGH DAMMIT!

Next dies of playing GT and then getting run over by a Bugatti VEYRON

 

wroooooom X.X

Next person dies of a whip

 

whip?what whip arrrrgggggg*death by whip lash

next person dies choking on someones vomit

 

"Hey dude, please don't puke on my...AGGHH!KAK!HE..LP!!ARGGH!ROF!LMF!AO!AKK!"
Next dude dies of pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconisis (or whatever)

 

OMG DEAD



NEXT ONE DIES BECAUSE I ACTUALLY KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!!


it's the longest word in the f-kin dictionary

 

wow he smart blurghhh...

next one dies because he died from my dead bodies bad odour

 

"paulthegreen? is that you?"
[me=will1008]moves closer[/me]
"Sheesh paul, have you ever heard of dead bathi.."
cue dead bugle military music

next guy dies because his/her hand tells him/her to

 

Hands: Come on kill yourself,
Me : Dont want to...
Hands : Die X.X

 

Im alive lol

next person will die when he/she knows that Im alive and run away whit his/her GF/BF

 

ok... thing is I don't have a GF.

next person dies bacause of to much CoD intake in one day

 

But that is just normal for m...... X_X

Next will die because he never played an RPG before

 

*Dead because never was able to play the Rocket Propelled Grenade as an instrument in band*
Woe is me.





Next one dies because they missed the sarcasm.

 

"Wait, what? I don't ge--"
X_x

Next poster dies of too much drinking

 

-Man I don't know why,but I just can't stop drinking this.
*drinks**drinks**drinks*
-Oww,I'm not......................feelling gre-.................
*falls dead at the ground*
next poster will die because your mother takes a knife and kill you.

 

Me: LISTEN MUM I'M NOT A KID ANYMORE STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO
Mum: I'm sorry so...
Mum gets taken over by mutant from out of space and she picks up a knife
Mum:I'LL KILL YOU
Mum stabs me over and over and over again, and she keeps on doing it even though I'm dead

next person dies because they saw what happenned

 

omg she killed him *head explodes*

next person will die from entering the matrix

 

Hey whats this, OH NO I SWORE I WOULD NEVER GO INTO THE MATRIX

kill myself

next person dies from laughter

 

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHACANT STOPHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAAHMUSTINHALEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHaaa..........................................................

next person will die when he/she realises that he/she has gone into Pokemon world

 

I like pokemon xD

Next person will die because his mother is angry