pick someones death

melfice666 you have mail: An Vacation Card form "Hollow" of Jonez001. Oh his death card arrived too!

The next poster will die because he played maffia wars for real...

 

*other guy kicks me in the head*
*BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
... Next poster will die from food poisoning

 

I ate salami that was contaminated with salmonella. :-[

Next poster will die while luging.

 

*explodes*

Next person will die by having their girlfriend stick a metal clothes hanger up there butt!

 

Impossible. I slap the bitch back to the kitchen.

Next poster will die while luging again.

 

Win some, luge some.

NEXT POSTER WILL DIE by eating too many bananas and remaining sexually abstinent, preventing their own spawning of children. Not that it matters; potassium overdose is a deadly condition and their children would likely inherit this deadly addiction.

 

...
next poster will die by me sniping them

 

Just going about my business, staying alive and what no~ *head explodes from sniper round*

Next person will die by a coconut falling on their head.

 

COCONUTS? AAAARGGHHH

Next person will die of a falcon punch by chuck norris.

 

I believe I can fly ... oh die...

The nexter poster will die because I demand it!

 

*kisses Jonez and suddenly dies!*

Next poster dies trying to avenge me

 

Why don't you attacked the emeny with your fireballs...

The next poster will die because Link (The legend of zelda) demands it!

 

I Will save Hyryle for now is my time to shine!

"is ambushed by small monster and gets killed"
Next person will die by the hands of sexy anime fan girls

 

SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!
This isn't bad at all!!!!!!!!
Blarg...................(dead)

Next poser spontaneously combusted and their ashes were eaten by a killer haystack who was then stabbed with a pitchfork and fed to cows. The ashes contaminate the milk and the milk is sent to the funeral of the next poster. Everyone at the funeral drinks the milk and dies...

 

sweet that way not only I just die, plus I'm taking everyone to the tomb!!!

next poster will die in the hands of a vicious panda

 

Panda: "No Mark, please don't die i love you!".
Mark: *Dies*
Panda: "Nooooooo!".


The next person will die by being mauled by an evil labradoodle

 

I will protect everyone...

 

next person will die because Altair confuse him with his next victim

 

Wow look it's Altai~ WHY DID YOU JUST STAB ME!?!?! *BLURGH!!!*

Next person will die from a fatal groin injury involving a football, 3 anime cat girls, a giant rat and 5000 pokeballs.