pick someones death

NOOOOOOOOO! *BANG* 'why i don't know you' i die

next person wil die drowning in ice cream Ben And Jerry's if you will

 

Oh No freezing cold death..........

Next person will die from fail back flip onto a pole and get skewered next to a petrol station then the station explodes spit roasting you.

 

do i get to eat a hot dog first?
next eprson will die without eating a hot dog first

 

TOO MUCH HAMBURGERS! NO, not that hot dog * EXPLOSION *
Half hot-dog survives....

The next post will die be a Silent form Lux-Pain!! (Kinda deadly monster in you brain that is forcing you into killing yourself!)

 

MUST:: COMMIT.... AA SUICIDE............

next person dies when he/she learns to use ESP

 

? FTW

next person will suicide because of that i hacked his WOW account

 

So that was me? * Drops dead together with his WOW account * (I don't have one )

The next poster will be killed by a explosion of his game console.

 

3....2....1.....GO!!! turn right, turn, le–BOOOOOOM!!!!! * dead *

The next poster will be speared by my unicorns.

 

That is a nice horn... What you are going to do .... Nice horse .... * Unicorn freaks out : I AM NOT A HORSE! I AM A UNICORN *
Horn in belly.....

The next poster will survive a car hit but will then be killed because of a chrash of the ambulance...

 

The next poster is in a lake, they get pulled down to the very bottom. They will hold their breath for as long as possible, and then suck in water instinctively. They will hear the water splashing into their lungs feeling as though they are being stabbed. They'll'll actually take 5-6 breaths until the oxygen deprivation shuts down the brain. Just as the lifeguard attempts to save them, a Tiger Shark will swallow them hole leavin only blood and bones behind as it swims away...

You will have a gorgeous funeral though

 

now that is a OVERKILL!!

next person will be fed to my german shepherd

 

I like dogs

The next poster will be killed by a ditto (pokemon)

 

Next poster will be eaten by the same ditto,
It will slowly devour your body starting at your feet. You can feel the horrible burn as it eats through your shoes and digests your toes. as it moves up your leg, you begin feeling woozy as you can no longer feel them. Be the time it reaches your waist you feel as if your no longer human since they ate your (looks down) When it reaches your chest, it begins to crunch away your ribs and slurp your intestines. soon after it burrows into your inside eating your heart and lungs eventually making its way through your esophagus and out your mouth. It then eats your eyeballs but leaves you ears incase your still alive so you can hear your own death.

 

God, why must you do descriptive overkills, man that's disgusting.

Next poster will die by a Shy Guy with a AK47

 

Now I am cheese with holes......

The next poster his weapon will turn against him...

 

wait what?
Oh my god my saber is cutting me! Why! How? NOOOOOOOO! X_X *dead*
Next poster will have the closest thing to him/her kill him/her

 

aaaaaahhh doritos

the next person will die listening to cliff richards greatest hits

 

NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

next person will die in a most humorous way possible

 

time for an ollie. *fail* *dead*

Next poster will die of natural causes

 

...

Nest poster will die being strangled to death by his neighbours water hose.