pick someones death

damn i knew i shouldnt have joined the army.

the next person will die by my hands.

 

argh! stop choking me

the next person will die of cuteness

 

Ahh isn't that nice.

THE NEXT PERSON WILL DIE FROM A GUNSHOT WOUND, THEN DRAGGED TO HOSPITAL, DIED, SHOCKED BACK TO LIFE, THEN CARRIED ON LIVING, FLEW TO JAPAN, THE PLANE CRASHED, THEY SURVIVED ONLY TO FIND OSAMA BIN LADEN ON A CANOE WHO SHOT HIM AGAIN, THEN HE WAS WASHED UP ON THE SHORE OF THE PHILLIPINES THEN SENT TO HOSPITAL AND FELL UNCONSIOUS AND BURIED ALIVE. ;D

 

Note to self: Become a hermit

The next person will die from an overdose of radiation from sitting in front of the computer screen for too long

 

O.O ... need to go read a book....

next person tried to tame Bahamut but was killed in the battle

 

Easy, boy! Or girl! I'm just gonna make you my personal horsey! Wait, what's that glowy thingy-OH MAN! *mega flare*

...Daaaam... *deadness*

Next poster dies getting RickRoll'd

 

RICKROLL?! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

After I die of getting rickrolled, my zombie will eat the next poster.

 

Oh c'mon, everyone knows zombies aren't re... (looks behind) CRUNCH. Slurp, munch, gobble...
the next poster will be flayed alive by Ren and Stimpy.

 

samurai slash, nuff said.

 

DARN SHARP OBJECTS!

The next poster will fall onto a busy highway and get run over by cars for 3 minutes straight.

 

Woot! Guinness World Record! Could I at least wear a cup?

Next poster dies of caffeine poisoning.

 

Oh crap. Too much caffeine....*Dies*

Next one dies of over posting.

 

oh noes...
I shouldn't have posted this if I knew i was going to die from posting
next person dies from choking on air...
-dies-

 

gah-gah-gah-gah... no-o a-a-air.... *slump* Dies.

Next to die will die of a broken heart.

 

nooo....
why did he leave me
-cries-
-falls dead-
-revives- yaya
next person dies from obesity

 

Oh crap... shouldn't have eaten that extra Whopper.... ugh *crashes down* Dies horribly.

Next on will die in a loved one's arms.

 

ZOMFG HE'S HUGGING ME! *major nosebleed of doom* *dead*

Next poster dies slipping on the infamous banana peel.

 

They will get killed by a talking chicken!!!!!!!!!

 

they get shot with a gun.


ohhh havnt thought of tht hvnt u???? lol

 

Next poster will die by suicide by jumping off the train head first