pick someones death

wut weight wut arrh yuu twoking abowt? Iym noh pperon.Byoom.

next person dies from breathing.

 

what do you mean im breathing fine suddenly lungs collapse stops breathing slowly dies.........

next person dies by getting stabbed by loonylion

 

next person dies by getting stabbed by a monkey

 

tch... that would hurt badly......

next person steps on a land mine that backfires and implodes, thus blowing off your leg, as you drag yourself to a nearby gas station, a dog sees you and starts chewing on your bone.. meanwhile the gas from a car leaks out and it goes to your wound(excrutiating pain~) the gas eats up your whole left leg and a drunk person walks by and spills wine over you... you scream in vain, and he tells you to shut up.. when you didn't stop, he kicks your head and gives you the finger, you die in vain...

 

*arggh*

next person dies by eating chocolate ice cream which was injected with the most deadly poisonous poison

 

This chocolate ice cream is delicious!.........Wait! NO,NO,NO!!!

The next poster realizes the heat from their laptop is killing their sperm and/or eggs and then gets shot in the face by Chuck Norris's second cousin.

 

Why is it sooo hot in here?........Hey who are yo*BANG*

Next person will die while waiting in a line at the post office

 

*gets bored of waiting* *falls asleep* *a week passes* Why haven't i woken up yet?...Oh dear...

Next poster dies by eating what looks like a normal egg, but turns out to be an egg bomb...

 

I love eggs. *eats egg* This was a nice--BOOM! What an eggsplosion.

Next person trips over a banana peel into a blender.

 

must be one big ass blender.

next person. you. dead. got. sars.

 

Sars doesn't exist. My people's republic of China told me seayrjnatttttttttttt

Next person dies of drinking milk. Got milk?

 

*drink milk and laid on the freaking ground

 

what? no cause of death? ah well. SUICIDE!!!!

the next person will die in awe of Modern Warfare 2

 

this seems fun so...

aww the light is so bright... IMMA COMIN MAMA

then next person will die waiting in line at the DMV by gay pirates with AIDS

 

Next person will die from stupidity

 

Trips over a dustbin... falls and breaks my neck....

Next person to die will die of incoming missiles

 

Oooh, pritty fireworks! Wait, why pritty fireworks coming my way-*BOOMZ*

Next person dies watching youtube poop.

 

hahahahahaha.. funny stuff... yes yes....hah hahaha AHH AHH!! hah ahaha AHHHH! this... ha.. laughing... hurts.... hahaha.... so ... much! AHH!! X.x
next person dies while walking across the street at night on an empty road

 

so calm..no cars....ahhhh so peaceful and...
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x_x


next person dies because he/she forgot how to pee and his/her bladder exploded...

 

Hmmm, why do I feel so tight now.... BOOM.

Next to die will die 'cause of a crossfire.