One word-one item-YOUR FATE!

[me=Galih]is busily playing on his iPhone that he doesn't see a car about to hit him, he manage to avoid it but his iPhone is crashed, due to the stress he commits suicide[/me]

Wallet

 

my wallet went evil and had a knfe and stabbed me....
Cellphone

 

queenie's cellphone had a life of it's own. It hypnotised her without her noticing. Next time she heard the word "combobulate" she run under a bus.

clam

 

I dived under the sea and got myself trapped in a clam. then i ran outta air and died
Space

 

[me=Galih]jumps out of the Spaceship without wearing any Space Suit, died from getting hit by a meteor[/me]

Signature

 

Only when queenie had already signed the document, did she realise that she'd signed her own deathwarrent.

smiley

 

looks at smiley dies

xbox

 

The strange feel of an xbox controller baffled me until I died of starvation (I've never played on an xbox

Ninja Lawyers

 

one word one item.....
Nissan

 

queenie sold her Toyota in fear of the accelerator peddle getting stuck. She bought a Nissan instead. The accelerator got stuck and she hit a brick wall at 100 mph.

cup

 

I got my cup of coffee, but it was poisoned

note

 

I stuck a note on my face with staples and died of pain and blood loss
DSi

 

[me=gavilatius]plays love plus on his DSi only to fall in love with it, marry it and be accused for adultery because he was caught playing artificial girl.[/me]

Cheese

 

queenie is such a cheese addict, that when she run out of cheese she decided to eat the cheese out of the mousetrap. Sadly the trap came down on her nose, the wound got infected and she died of gangrene.

spoon

 

I ate a metal spoon and die of metal poisoning.
Bomb

 

/m was sent a bomb disguised as a care package... he died playing soccer with it

pantyhose

 

queenie was a little drunk and tried to put a pantyhose on, she strangled herself with it.

YMCA

 

I went to the YMCA and i excercised to death.
Laser

 

[me=Galih]is being shot by a laser[/me]
Bag

 

queenie was being mugged, she tried to fight off the offender by hitting him with her bag, he ducked, the bag swung round and hit queenie square in the face, killing her instantly.

fish