One word-one item-YOUR FATE!

[me=Galih]drink a hot black coffee, it's so hot it burn his tongue. He ran around looking for water only to be crashed by a truck in the middle of the road[/me]

Wood

 

queenieweenie is on the golfcourse, she hit a bad shot with a 3 wood. She slams it on the ground in anger, the head flies off and knocks her block off.

muesli

 

sorry about the post i was looking at the on another thread and the Word "snail" came to my mind so my bad
SlicedandDiced is at home try some muesli that some girl gave him, he added some milk and ate the stuff but he didnt know he was allergic, His airways were block and he chokes to death

Binder

 

SlicedandDiced asked for a binder, so Seph throws him one frisbee style. Decapitation!

flour

 

I ate flour and died of overdose.
M4

 

queenieweenie was driving on the M4, when a swan flew into her windscreen and killed her outright, it was a right mess to clean up all the feathers.

mouse

 

The mouse bit me, and gave me a killer case of herpes.
LED

 

LED TV smashed my head...
Opera

 

SlicedandDiced was listening To a Hot and Sexy Opera Singer, when The Hot and Sexy singer started to sing in high pitch, SlicedAndDiced eardrums broke and his head exploded

Panties/Ladies Underwear

 

[me=Galih]saw a thief stealing lady's underwear, he doesn't care and just keep walking. But the guilt he felt for not stopping it makes him go suicide[/me]

Modem

 

queenieweenie's pc stopped working, she tried everything to get it back to work and gets angrier and angrier. Finally she finds out that the fault was with the modem. In frustration she goes to throw it out of the window, instead of breaking through, it bounces back and hit's her on the head and kills her.

statement (bank)

 

SlicedandDiced when in inside a building to visit Statement bank he didnt know it was due to be demolished despite of all the warning signs.... 10 mins later the bank collapsed and crush him.

Porno (sorry this topic has been dull lately so here something to spice things up)

 

queenieweenie78 was watching a porno, when she got a stroke due to bad acting and died.

Calendar

 

i looked in the calendar and i saw my birthday i die.

rick roll

 

ONE WORD....
GOD
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iluvgtavcs god hit by a god hand
Forklift

 

queenie tried to drive a forklift truck, but she left the fork up in the air, hit a doorway, turned the thing over and got crushed to death.

playingcard

 

I was playing cards in a rickety factory during break. A card slipped between a crack in the floor so I went to retrieve it. It was stuck in some machine. Sticking my fingers in to get it, I got stuck. In my struggle to get it out I hit the on button. My arm was crushed but fortunately I survived. Another card fell through the cracke and split me in half.

Shoebox

 

I covered my head with a shoebox, then got threw myself in the trash, and got squashed by a garbage truck.
Handgun

 

queenie was rummaging in the cupboard under the stairs, when she found a handgun, the shock made her stand up too fast and she hit her head on the door frame causing internal bleeding and death.

headrest

 

I put my head back to a very comfy headrest but then i sank into it and drowned
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