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One word-one item-YOUR FATE!

Discussion in 'Forum Games, Jokes & Random' started by mds64, Oct 29, 2009.

  1. queenieweenie went to a cannon club, she thought she was going to do a bit of canon singing, but instead she signed a form to be shot out of a cannon and smashed her head on a passing bird. The bird survived.

    gingerbread man
     
  2. Tri_Edge

    Tri_Edge Active Member

    gingerbread man gets stuck in your throat and you fall of a cliff

    planet
     
  3. ADMSeraphes

    ADMSeraphes Well-Known Member

    I volunteer for cannon duty and unwittingly not notice the cannon is pointed up to the sky! I get blasted out of the planet and die in space.

    space
     
  4. iluvgtavcs

    iluvgtavcs Guest

    i was eaten by space worms.
    Victor Vance (sorry)
     
  5. hi1116

    hi1116 Well-Known Member

    (revive)

    victor vance shoots me with a shotgun

    rom
     
  6. nhi_po

    nhi_po Well-Known Member

    [me=nhi_po]downloads too many roms[/me]
    seph bans nhi
    [me=nhi_po]dies in a corner[/me]

    Ozone :p
     
  7. queenieweenie buys an airpurifier, she puts it on the highest setting to get the air as pure as possible. But the purifier instead of purifying the air produces a very high level of ozone, which gets into queenieweenies lungs and suffocates her very slowly till she's dead.


    fish
     
  8. g@l1h

    g@l1h Well-Known Member

    [me=Galih]falls because he steps on a slippery fish and die instantly[/me]

    Mouse
     
  9. gamblore101

    gamblore101 Well-Known Member

    3 bannanas
     
  10. nhi_po

    nhi_po Well-Known Member

    [me=nhi_po]sets a mouse trap for the rat living in her kitchen, the next day she steps on it and dies[/me]

    rain
    disregarded
     
  11. SlicedandDiced

    SlicedandDiced Well-Known Member

    Dust Bunny ;D
     
  12. hi1116

    hi1116 Well-Known Member

    i inhale the dust bunny

    pie
     
  13. I was steadily eating a pie that my friend made, and to my surprise, it was delicious! I looked at the recipe and it called for "1 Landmine." My head thus exploded.

    Sheep
     
  14. Xainiax

    Xainiax New Member

    wool was actually a portal to another dimension where you met a very nice faun named Mr. Tomnas and a not so nice atomic bomb which brought about a trans-dimensional nuclear winter which you somehow survived however Mr.Tomnas mutated into a horrible monster and ate your head

    boomerang
     
  15. TAYLOR2O

    TAYLOR2O Well-Known Member

    I forgot how to wake up!

    Playing the Glee soundtrack 24/7
     
  16. queenieweenie was trying out her new boomerang. After a quick look over the manuel and casting it aside, she threw the thing with all her might, it came back and decapitated her, of course.

    Sail
     
  17. iluvgtavcs

    iluvgtavcs Guest

    i HAD A SAIL TIED ONTO ME AND I DIED CUZ I WAS WRAPPED AROUND IT, SUFFOCATING.
    DSi
     
  18. TAYLOR2O

    TAYLOR2O Well-Known Member

    I took a picture of myself on my DSi then looked at it, I died in horror!
    Stylus
     
  19. SlicedandDiced

    SlicedandDiced Well-Known Member

    A Snail Crawled inside my nose, went to my brain, ate my brain then when to my lungs , ate my lungs the when to my ****** and ate it.

    Hair
     
  20. I'm gonna ignore SlicedandDiced and do Taylor20's stylus. Because SlicedandDiced did snail for some reason. queenieweenie had an itchy nose while playing DS, she used her stylus to scratch it and got a bit carried away. Her husband found her dead some hours later and the post mortum shows she died because a stylus had been inserted into her brain.

    coffee