One word-one item-YOUR FATE!

an inchworm that is literally only an inch long is caught in a nuclear blast radius, however intead of dying gets super powers (WITHOUT growing). It then proceeds to kill all around it that is not an inch wide and thick, including k4ylan

Ouendan

 

queenieweenie couldn't open a jar of pickles, she was despaired. She asked Ouendan if he could help her, but instead they kept cheering till she died from deathness.

 

Balloon

 

*K4ylan eats the balloon, and uses it to be able to fly, enabling him to kill all from the air!!! But then floats into the sun....

Mirror

 

pickle!!

 

queenieweenie looks into the mirror one morning, the mirror cracks and the splinters stab her to death.

queenieweenie desperately fancies a pickle. She tries to open the pickle jar, but with all the effort it takes her head explodes.

handkerchief

 

[me=Galih]is walking in the park, he saw a woman drops her handkerchief and give it to her. For unknown reason the woman shoot his head[/me]

Bag

 

i ate a bag and choked myslef.
MP7

 

When I tried to shoot yourself, the MP7 blew up in my face instead.

WWE

 

[me=nhi_po]spents all day and night watching WWE on the internet, she eventually dies of lack of sleep[/me]

rose

 

i was picking the petals of a flower when suddenly a wind blew and it went into my heart and i died from loss of blood
lego

 

queenieweenie had a pile of legos on the floor, because she played with them the day before and couldn't be asked to clean them up. At night she needed the bathroom and forgot she had legos on the floor. She trod on one of the legos, screamed in pain, which brought her husband running. He hit her on the head with a rolling pin and killed her instantly.

satellite

 

a satellite fell on my head and i died. DX
M9 (pistol)

 

iluvgtavcs was cleaning his M9, when accidentally touched the trigger and ricocheted around the room, then the bathroom, then the dog house, then back to him and intantly killed himself

earphones

 

I was wearing earphones when I realised a 120 kmph car was running towards me. SPLAT!
Krabby Patty.

 

Spongebob sent a krabby patty flying up the sea at 10000000000000000000000000000000000kmph and instantly punctured a hole into my boat, and I sunk like what happend to the Titanic.
AK47

 

queenieweenie tried to do sword swallowing with an AK. No need to say that was a bad idea, the gun went off and shot her guts out.

puppy

 

I went to save a drowning puppy in the sea on my cruiser - and then got hit by 4 torps by a rogue submarine. Sunk with all lives lost.

torch

 

[me=Galih]use a torch to burn and kill himself but he survives, the he shot himself in the head[/me]

Guitar

 

Starts playing my guitar... only to find that some baddie has switched the strings for razor blades! All my fingers are chopped off and I die of excessive blood loss.

cannon