One word-one item-YOUR FATE!

iluvgtavcs was rushing to eat a donut but the donut got stuck in his throat and he died...

Automobile

 

a car was driving at fvixcgft2 but the driver got shot and the car halted to a stop 14m away from him. Stunned by utter amazement a demolition ball snaps from it's chain and lands on him.

paper

 

Hair

 

fvixcgft2 was stalking nhi_po when on of her hairs went into his eye and he didnt see the terrorist...

puree'

 

queenieweenie was trying to make puree with her blender. Her hair got caught and her head dragged into the blades. It was a right mess I can tell you. But you can't let good puree go to waste. Lol.

drums

 

iluvgtavcs was banging the drums so hard he became deaf and then was hit by a car for not hearing it's horn.
Then he Died.
Bus

 

a bus was in the car wash and an open window drowned Alex

Mango

 

*Eats mango seed, which grows inside and implodes upon you
Cockapoo

 

queenieweenie tried to cross a cocker spaniel with a poodle to make a cockapoo, a misunderstanding occured about who was to cross with who and sadly she was shagged to death.

 

forgot to post an item :-\
keyblade

 

sorry k4ylan, won't happen again.

queenieweenie tried to use a keyblade to seal the keyhole to a world. She had forgotten that she had already locked it and unlocked it by accident. All the darkness came out and devoured her.

Postoffice

 

I go into a post office and get assaulted by my ex gf(though i dont have one).
Theif!

 

[me=Galih]saw thief stole an artifact from museum, he retrieve the artifacts but the police thinks he's the thief and shot him to death[/me]

tissue

 

Blew my nose wth tissue, which infected the world swine flu, killing everything but Miley Cyrus's career; she did that herself

chocolate milk

 

i drank choco milk with the tvirus inside it and i turned into a super chaotic lunatic.


Vampire

 

*Mister_Rainbow bit and sucked on his own neck. XD

Keyboard

 

i smashed the keyboard sooo hard... it turned into a robo and killed me.

Sportscar

 

hi1116 gets run over


paper

 

i ate a paper made from poisonous wood. and died
Superman

 

Super man looked around, thought we were all scaredycats, then wimpered in the face of a green rock, and killed us all in fear.

Inchworm