One word-one item-YOUR FATE!

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key

 

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*HaseoTOD tries to open a door with a key but ends up flinging it into his eye.

 

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queenieweenie meets Barry Manilow and asks him for an autograph, when he turns round and knocks her head off with his nose.

spider

 

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[me=mds64]eats spider and becomes a human spider...but get's squished[/me]


Wow looks like you guys saved my thread-I wondered why it was still going

(I will now change the topic name to reflect this)



Balloon.

 

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Hurray you are back!!

spider was rubbish, got a better one:

tissiue

 

I was hoping you'd do my balloon death


Oh well...

[me=mds64]is wrapped in tissues and set on fire, he is also being used as a pinyata[/me]



Balloon (I want to see )

 

[me=kamui]mistook a balloon for a condom, and he realized that the woman he enjoyed had STDs. Lots of them.

He eventually died from AIDS, gonorrhea, syphilis, and every other STDs you can think of.[/me]

Rice.

 

airplane

 

*Renji went sky diving.... As he jumped from the plane another one came from the opposite direction and killed him....

Ruler

 

Oh right, sorry mds, I thought we were back to the old rules. But it's good fun this way.

queenieweenie tried to test her reflexes by catching a ruler, but her reflexes were so fast that she smacked her fingers together so fast that all her red blood cells exploded and she died of oxigen starvation

crossstitch

 

Omega00 tried to cross-stitch but somehow stabbed his own wrists with the needle and bled to death

dishwasher

 

calander

 

You mean a calendar??

*Renji turned the calendar to a new month and while doing so got a paper cut on his wrist....

Keyboard

 

*Omega was typing away on his keyboard when a swarm of man eating locusts flew out of it and ate him

fly swatter

 

queenie was annoyed by a fly flying circles around her head and then landing on her nose. She got out the electric fly swatter and just as the fly landed her nose gave it a good wack. Sadly she burnt off her nose at the same time and died of an infection soon after.

trout

 

*Haseo dreamed of trouts that shoot laser beams when they roar and killing him in his dreams.

Spoiler

!PEDOBEAR!

 

shotgun

 

* Spyro dreamed of pedobears carrying shotguns and the army attack Spyro and laid, covered with colourful blood

 

heh thats funny.
on topic:
sickness

 

[me=mds64]infects iluvgtavcs with t virus and he turns into a harmless zombie which he kills effortlessly[/me]

terminator