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IRC, Even Pedobear strikes there... Just kidding

 

Real quote is real.

 

Well, you did ask for proof after all.

 

oh god, i remember that ... lol XD

btw Viend.... did you ever click the link i provided?

 

What link?

 

can we post quotes from other channels?

 

I get it now, you're that Aussie dude.

 

Nolan hi
21:11 Nolan i have no internet =;[
21:11 Nolan @hounddoggy
21:11 Hounddoggy Cannot Send File List Serving to Voice and Above Only....
21:11 Nolan awwwww
21:11 Romz_Mark ...you have no internet, and your talking to us?
21:11 Romz_Mark

 

Yeah I was there, that was a crack up.

 

[ Note to future generations: use the comma. Always use the comma. ]

 

Woah awesome quotes ^_^

I find it funny that loonlylion and i are basically 10 minutes away from each other.

Oh and i'm back on the chan as Necro

 

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<anandjones>Luna Lovegood is ugly as shit
	<voidsies>	my point exactly.
	<Seph>	legal age in Britain is 16
	<voidsies>	oh
	<voidsies>	wait
	<voidsies>	well
	<ricky>	hold up babes
	<voidsies>	are visionary hallucinations normal or should I be freaking out even more than I am
	<ricky>	there's a lookalike on /b/ always being uploaded
	<ricky>	hot as hell
	<ricky>	i can't remember her name though :(
	<Seph>	luna lovegood look-alike?
	<ricky>	yes, kinda
	<ricky>	like her, but a little older and fuller
	<anandjones>	kate?
	<Seph>	kate is nothing like luna lovegood
	<voidsies>	Kate who
	<anandjones>	they're similar in looks
	<ricky>	apparently she goes by the name 'Dasha B'
	<voidsies>	Only porno Kate I can think of is the "Kate's Playground" girl with the hoof
	<anandjones>	oh Kate's Playground right
	<anandjones>	she doesn't do anything though
	<voidsies>	I once found a set where she's showing her vag off
	<voidsies>	another less exposed with a dildo
	<anandjones>	she just gives you a sneak peek at her goodies
	<anandjones>	ah
	<voidsies>	but yeah she's reluctant to show tits, fuck.
	<anandjones>	yeah.. but uh.. i don't look at porn..
	<loonylion>	better than most modern singers
	<voidsies>	anand: oh, uh, yeah, me either.
	<anandjones>	LOL[code]

[/code]

 

Code:

[18:41]	<BlogMan>	So...anybody alive?
[18:42]	<CJDogger>	No, I'm dead...
[18:42]	<BlogMan>	ZOMBIE!
[18:42]	* BlogMan	hides
[18:42]	<CJDogger>	Indeed
[18:43]	<CJDogger>	Actually there are many variables from Vampires even to Angels
[18:43]	<Seph>	nazi zombies!? WHERE!?
[18:43]	* Seph	readies his railgun
[18:43]	* BlogMan	goes and hides behind seph
[18:44]	<CJDogger>	Nazi Mudkipz
[18:44]	<CJDogger>	Actually
[18:44]	<BlogMan>	mudkipz!
[18:44]	<BlogMan>	where! i'll kill em all!
[18:44]	<CJDogger>	My army has readied the battalion on Spam Thread 101
[18:45]	<BlogMan>	oh really...
[18:45]	<CJDogger>	We have took the Swastica formation to prevent less casualties
[18:45]	* BlogMan	readies his anti-nazi-mudkipz gun
[18:46]	* CJDogger	readies swastica battalion
[18:46]	<CJDogger>	Ready the 'A_A' guns!
[18:47]	<BlogMan>	Ready the dancing fatmen!
[18:47]	<CJDogger>	All your base are belong to us!
[18:47]	|<--	RobertMugabe has left imperium.ca (Quit: I blame the yews.)
[18:47]	<BlogMan>	fatmen! absorb them!
[18:48]	<CJDogger>	Use 'So I Herd U Liek Mudkipz?' attack!
[18:48]	<BlogMan>	fatmen! dodge!
[18:49]	<CJDogger>	Charge!
[18:49]	<BlogMan>	ouch that battle looks nasty
[18:49]	<BlogMan>	Fatmen! RETREAT
[18:50]	<BlogMan>	Faster you fat slobs!
[18:50]	<CJDogger>	Use the 4Chan attack!
[18:50]	<BlogMan>	NOT THE 4CHAN ATTACK!
[18:50]	* BlogMan	abandons his fatmen
[18:50]	<CJDogger>	No! Damnit! Friendly fire...
[18:51]	<CJDogger>	Stupid Mudkipz, that was too many memes!
[18:51]	<BlogMan>	Fatmen! nows your chance! get them while there in disarray!
[18:52]	<CJDogger>	Mudkipz, I regret this... but... Use Shoop Da Whoop!
[18:53]	* BlogMan	hightails it
[18:53]	<BlogMan>	AAAAH
[18:53]	<CJDogger>	All... The... Fatmen are... dead... you did well... It is my time... but.. i'll be back!
[18:54]	* CJDogger	warps away
[18:54]	<BlogMan>	Muhuhahaha...if only he knew those were decoys...
[18:54]	<BlogMan>	Fatmen army assemble!
[18:55]	* CJDogger	warps behind BlogMan and puts a knife to his throat
[18:55]	<CJDogger>	Surrender or He dies!
[18:55]	* BlogMan	's fatman army is so umbeleivably huge the ground shakes and cjdogger accidently drops the knife
[18:56]	<CJDogger>	I'll have to do this the old fashioned way...
[18:56]	<BlogMan>	Fatmen! stop him!
[18:56]	<CJDogger>	Chuck Norris!
[18:56]	* CJDogger	summons Chuck Norris
[18:56]	<BlogMan>	grrr
[18:57]	<BlogMan>	The A-Team! Go!
[18:57]	<CJDogger>	Mr.... T?!
[18:57]	* BlogMan	summons the A-Team
[18:57]	<BlogMan>	I pity the fool who messe with BlogMan!
[18:57]	<BlogMan>	said Mr T
[18:57]	<CJDogger>	he pities... the... Fatmen?
[18:58]	* CJDogger	Summons giant nipple
[18:58]	<CJDogger>	Harhar
[18:58]	<BlogMan>	...
[18:58]	<BlogMan>	W
[18:58]	<BlogMan>	T
[18:58]	<BlogMan>	F
[18:58]	<CJDogger>	SUCK ON THIS!
[18:58]	<BlogMan>	WTF
[18:59]	<CJDogger>	*Pun intended
[18:59]	<CJDogger>	Got milk? Get milk!
[18:59]	* BlogMan	begs for mercy
[19:00]	<CJDogger>	You gonna know what breakfast cerial feels like
[19:00]	<CJDogger>	Shoot Breast Milk!
[19:00]	<BlogMan>	Holy jesus christ monkey balls please don't do it!
[19:00]	<CJDogger>	ATTACK!
[19:01]	<CJDogger>	... Over did it a bit...
[19:01]	* BlogMan	is soaked in breast milk
[19:01]	* BlogMan	just stands there, silent
[19:01]	<CJDogger>	Tastes nice?
[19:02]	* BlogMan	spits out the milk
[19:02]	<BlogMan>	...
[19:02]	* BlogMan	drops to the floor, facedown
[19:03]	<CJDogger>	Why do the good die young?
[19:03]	<CJDogger>	Or is he dead?...
[19:03]	* BlogMan	jumps up with a gun
[19:03]	<BlogMan>	The old die easy!
[19:03]	<CJDogger>	Persistant...
[19:03]	* BlogMan	fires into CJDoggers face
[19:04]	* CJDogger	knows the Matrix
[19:04]	<CJDogger>	Harhar
[19:04]	<BlogMan>	oh ffs
[19:04]	<BlogMan>	WAIT
[19:04]	<BlogMan>	A cow was born on Harvest Moon ds!!!!!!!!!
[19:04]	* BlogMan	jumps for joy
[19:05]	<CJDogger>	I believe we have learnt something...
[19:05]	<CJDogger>	We all like the DS
[19:05]	<BlogMan>	i second that notion
[19:05]	<CJDogger>	I shall hold back my Pirate Ninja army and truce this war
[19:05]	<BlogMan>	Truce accepted
[19:06]	<BlogMan>	I named him Beppy!
[19:06]	<CJDogger>	And that kids is how WW4 ended
[19:06]	<CJDogger>	The End...

 

Good stuff with hands free masturbation device link which obviously attracted some fans.

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        <anandjones>	hands free masturbation http://www.somjapan.com/us/mens_som/
        <Seph>	anandjones: why is there no price >:(
	* Dmac	thinks seph is eager to know the price cuz he wants to use it...
	<Seph>	well thank you mr Obvious
	<Dmac>	secrets out :P
	<Dmac>	its probably made only in japan
	<Reider>	Looks like something they'd have over there.
	<Reider>	Bastards are always keeping the good stuff for themselves.
	<anandjones>	sorry Seph :( got your hopes up
	<Dmac>	it is made in japan, it says so in a small box near the patent
	<Seph>	yeah, but so was my flash cart
	<Seph>	made in japan doesn't mean exclusive...
	<Dmac>	so true you are kind sir
	<anandjones>	the URL has "Japan" in it..
	<Reider>	The fact that you have to get it from there instead of being able to get it from someplace closer is a bit irritating,
	<Reider>	Its not exactly close. :(
	<anandjones>	they'll probably export
	<anandjones>	I'll keep you updated
	<Dmac>	I'm sure you will
	<anandjones>	I will..
	<Dmac>	I wouldnt buy it though
	<Dmac>	I'm very sure its better to get it from women (or men in seph's case) than from some machine...
	<Seph>	too much work :P
	<Seph>	besides, imaging being able to troll IRC while masturbating
	<anandjones>	there's one for the ladies too http://www.somjapan.com/us/ladys_som/
	<Seph>	that's like stimuli from two different sources at the same time! Mindblowing orgasm!
	<Dmac>	what if the machine malfunctions, you **** will be a goner...
	<anandjones>	Seph, I know
	<Seph>	Dmac: short of it being a transformer I don't see it doing very much harm...
	<Dmac>	who knows, maybe the japanese have transformers....
	<Dmac>	hands/mouth => machine
	<anandjones>	it has speed settings
	<anandjones>	nice
	<Dmac>	varying speeds hmmm
	<Dmac>	anand: will you get this?
	<anandjones>	yes
	<Seph>	I want a review
	<Dmac>	review of the month, winter'll laugh
	*Dmac*	how will you hide it from your parents?
	<Reider>	He still needs to catch up on the other ones. :P
	<anandjones>	parents never check my room
	<Seph>	I live on my own, I can totally buy it if I want to
	<Seph>	fuck yeah
	<Dmac>	what would I say if I got caught with this by my roomate?
	<Reider>	You want to take a turn?
	<Seph>	nah
	<Seph>	don't question it
	<Seph>	assume it
	<Seph>	"you can have it in an hour, just remember to clean it when you're done"
	<Seph>	#1 advice on getting your will - assume everyone agrees.
	<anandjones>	he probably won't know what it is at first
	<Seph>	and act like it
	<Seph>	anandjones: unless it's in use? :P
	<anandjones>	xD
	<anandjones>	or that
	<ricky>	i want it.
	<Dmac>	err
	<ricky>	someone must buy it for me.
	<Dmac>	I don't think men should buy other men 'masturbating machines' as presents ricky...
	<anandjones>	why not?
	<Reider>	I see no reason not to.
	<ricky>	i agree with reider. to that, i didn't say that YOU should buy it.
	<ricky>	amandapanda could buy it and send herself to me as a present and the machine as a reminder.
	<Seph>	Dmac: stop being so old fashioned, we're liberal people here
	<Seph>	we shake hands just after we masturbated :P