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Oh, didn't saw the quote, sorry

 

lol, I still don't get it >.>

 

=p

 

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[16:06] <Winterreise> ie: that, a DS, there was a $150 gift certificate for Boston Pizza once
[16:07] <Razmig> I just had pizza small word eh
[16:07] <Winterreise> yeah
[16:07] <Razmig> *world
[16:07] <Winterreise> only 5 letters
[16:07] <Razmig> I meant world
[16:08] <Winterreise> oh
[16:08] <Winterreise> yeah
[16:08] <Winterreise> 5 letters, too.
[16:08] <Razmig> uh huh
[16:09] <Void> hahahahahahahaha
[16:09] <Void> ahahahaha
[16:09] <Void> ahaha
[16:09] <Void> awesome

 

I gotta stop using the name Razmig.

 

Kefka (or Fantasy etc.) and I finishing quotes for VI.

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<anandjones>	I am not a Thief but a..
<Fantasy>	TREASURE HUNTER!
<Fantasy>	YOU SOUND LIKE CHAPTERS FROM A SELF-HELP BOOKLET
<anandjones>	:D
<anandjones>	I love you right now
<Fantasy>	XD

I played that way too long.

 

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=-=	vixxgames is now known as DrNick
<MonkeyButler>	vixx, I found something that might interest you. (LINK REMOVED, I GAVE HIM A LINK TO CHILD PORNOGRAPHY, TWO LITTLE BOYS PROBABLY SOMEWHERE BETWEEN 9-12 WERE NAKED AND JUST CAME OUT OF THE SHOWER) 
<DrNick>	I hope its nothing that would reinforce you being immature...
<MonkeyButler>	It's not.
<MonkeyButler>	It's a cool picture.
<DrNick>	its loading
<MonkeyButler>	I'm pretty sure you'll like it.
<MonkeyButler>	It's a big picture so just do something else until it loads.
<Void>		Who's DrNick?
<Void>		oh vixx
<DrNick>	DrNick is from simpsons
<DrNick>	and I just crashed mozilla lol
<DrNick>	I'll ask my dad to open it on his pc
<DrNick>	brb
<DrNick>	your an asshole MB
<MonkeyButler>	?
<MonkeyButler>	OH SHIT! I'M SO SORRY MAN! THAT IS THE WRONG LINK!
|<--	Biscuiteer has left irc.imperium.ca (Quit: ...and have a biscuit while your at it!)
|<--	DrNick has left irc.imperium.ca (Ping timeout)

 

I certainly LOL'ed at this moment!

 

Kamage finally sending me his music file for Voodoo over IRC.

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        <Kamage>	http://rapidshare.com/files/blahblah.mp543.html 
	<Kamage>	there
	<Kamage>	first song
	<anandjones>	okay
	<anandjones>	whoa, didn't even compress it >:(
	<Kamage>	I didnt wanna :P
	<anandjones>	FUCK YOU
        <Kamage>	I hate rock.
	<anandjones>	>:(
         <Kamage>	I'm gonna go now, before anand gets mad at me for having a music file that is in relation to techno, and not rock.
	<--|	Kamage has left #romulation
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	<Kamage>	so..
	<Kamage>	any good?
	<anandjones>	49%
	<Kamage>	...
	<Kamage>	Seriously...
	<anandjones>	yes
	<oracle>	so...can you play jap game
	<Kamage>	then pause your torrents?
	<anandjones>	next time, bloody compress it with the lowest size settings
	<anandjones>	no I can't pause my porn
	<anandjones>	it's illegal
	<--|	Kamage has left #romulation

 

not my problem you didn't like it.

 

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(13:30:51)	<warriorblade>	i'm bored
(13:34:05)	<warriorblade>	nothing to do
(13:35:52)	<MonkeyButler>	Go play with your one eyed snake.
(13:36:09)	<Wyvr>	loonylion: 1: i got it when my father and mother came THAT close to each other and 2: i installed JRE now what?
(13:36:10)	<warriorblade>	i killed it
(13:36:23)	<MonkeyButler>	Why did you kill your one eyed snake?
(13:36:47)	<warriorblade>	it stole my yo yo
(13:37:04)	<MonkeyButler>	How did your one eyed snake steal your yo yo?
(13:37:35)	<warriorblade>	it was gonna use it for porn
(13:37:57)	<MonkeyButler>	How can a one eyed snake use a yo yo for porn? You make no sense.
(13:38:38)	<warriorblade>	meh
(13:39:46)	<MonkeyButler>	How did you kill your one eyed snake?
(13:40:13)	<warriorblade>	choped his head off
(13:40:59)	<MonkeyButler>	What did you do with it after you chopped it's head off?
(13:41:17)	<warriorblade>	burn
(13:42:13)	<warriorblade>	it was fun
(13:42:18)	<MonkeyButler>	Okay, so let me get this straight. Your one eyed snake stole your yo yo to use for porn so you chopped off its head and burned it?
(13:42:26)	<warriorblade>	ya
(13:42:39)	<MonkeyButler>	Do you know what a one eyed snake is?
(13:42:48)	<voidsies>	cawk
(13:43:09)	<warriorblade>	hi void
(13:43:14)	<voidsies>	Hey warriorblade
(13:43:23)	<MonkeyButler>	warriorblade, answer my last question.
(13:45:18)	<warriorblade>	dunno
(13:45:43)	<MonkeyButler>	You don't know what a one eyed snake is? How old are you?
(13:45:52)	<warriorblade>	11

 

Long but funny.

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Solus>	hey i need your view on a skool project
	<loonylion>	poor quality posts and double posting
	<Solus>	its a design shit and current assignment is design an outfit for a job of your imaginary company
	<anandjones>	k
	<Solus>	so say for a spokeswoman of a tyre company
	<Solus>	should she be bad ass sexy?
	<Solus>	or elegant?
	<anandjones>	nude
	<Solus>	or whaddya guys think
	<Solus>	...
	<loonylion>	elegant
	<Solus>	spam ALERT!!
	<Solus>	why not badd ass?
	<loonylion>	spokesperson is a formal role
	<Solus>	i mean cars are like...for bad ass people
	<anandjones>	nude
	<Solus>	well i said it wrong
	<Solus>	not a spokesperson
	<Solus>	like an icon
	<Solus>	you know... like the malboro man
	<Solus>	those kind of figure icons
	<loonylion>	oh like a girl on the car mag covers?
	<Solus>	kinda
	<loonylion>	ok then nude
	<Solus>	one who promotes the tyres
	<Solus>	...
	<Solus>	well i would do that
	<Solus>	if they'd alow me
	<Solus>	i guess ill design some skin tight bad ass outfit
	<loonylion>	cover as little as possible
	<anandjones>	loony agrees
	<voidsies>	tl;dr
	<voidsies>	but I dig boobs
	<voidsies>	cars are cool too
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	<Seph>	legs are important with cars
	<anandjones>	long
	<loonylion>	and tits
	<Solus>	yeah
	<Seph>	she'll often be bent over the hood, so legs and ass must be great
	<Solus>	..
	<Solus>	prolly expose part of the boobies
	<Seph>	but then again, that would distract from the tyres
	<loonylion>	expose all of the tits
	<Seph>	would focus on the girl and the car
	<anandjones>	expose all of them
	<Solus>	have some sexy sleep holes on the outfit here and there
	<Solus>	hmm..
	<Seph>	what's this for? what media?
	<Solus>	but i could say, we'd put her pic or maybe give posters of her for every tyre purchased
	<loonylion>	put images of the tyres on her bra
	<Solus>	xD
	<anandjones>	naked
	<Solus>	its an assignment
	<Solus>	just design an outfit
	<anandjones>	no outfit needed
	<Seph>	how about an outfit of tyres?
	<loonylion>	michelin man? :P
	<Solus>	yuck
	<Solus>	its a wonder how something so ugly can be so successful
	<Seph>	"[brand]. Comfortable travel for everywhere"
	<Solus>	hmm i guess i could say her sexy almost nude outfit symbolises the confort of the tyres
	<Solus>	you'd dare to do anything
	<Solus>	xD
	<Solus>	our nude talk to much for her?
	<anandjones>	so nude Solus
	<anandjones>	final decision
	<Solus>	gah damnit
	<Solus>	it says design an OUTFIT
	<Solus>	OUTFIT
	<Solus>	NUDE IS NOT AN OUTFIT YOU PERV
	<loonylion>	yes it is
	<anandjones>	yes it is
	<loonylion>	its skyclad
	<Solus>	-.-
	<anandjones>	or just get the chick to wear a hat or something :P
	<Solus>	damnit, its just not appropriate man
	<loonylion>	of course it is, it sells stuff
	<Solus>	jealous housewife woul forbid their husband buying these tyres
	<anandjones>	the housewives would be buying them
	<Solus>	..
	<Seph>	Solus: don't make her nude
	<Solus>	unless they're lesbians then no
	<Seph>	besides, no one is going to model the outfit, right?
	<Solus>	of course not
	<Solus>	not just anyone will model it
	<Seph>	so there, no point in making the girl nude, because it won't actually be tried one
	<anandjones>	damn
	<Solus>	only a true angel would be worthy of this outfit
	<Solus>	xD
	<Solus>	case closed
	<Seph>	now, time for serious suggestions
	<Seph>	I still think my tyre idea was nice though :P
	<Solus>	tyre round the boobies?
	<Seph>	if you can somehow manipulate tyres into rings that can be worn to cover the bits
	<Solus>	well maybe they will be the textiles
	<anandjones>	big rings so you can still see the good stuff
	<loonylion>	lol
	<Seph>	anandjones: you're how old again? 13?
	<Seph>	I'd hate to see you in a couple of years :P
	<Solus>	my god..
	<anandjones>	14
	<anandjones>	:P
	<Solus>	how corrupted children are nowadays
	<anandjones>	im not that bad :P
	<Solus>	task task its just shocking
	<Seph>	shit I'm 20 and don't think of nakked girls that often :P
	<anandjones>	I do all the time
	<anandjones>	anything naked goes in my book
	* anandjones	thinks of Solus naked
	<Seph>	nah, I'm thinking of naked Amandas
	<Solus>	xD

 

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(04:25:38)	<oracle>	how old is romz again?
(04:31:34)	<Romz_Mark>	13
(04:31:53)	<oracle>	and you're year 7?
(04:32:40)	<Romz_Mark>	8
(04:32:41)	<Romz_Mark>	:D
(04:33:15)	<oracle>	have you learned 'function' in your math class?
(04:33:39)	<Romz_Mark>	Nope.
(04:33:58)	<Romz_Mark>	We aren't really learning anything...
(04:34:15)	<oracle>	what about solving equation?
(04:34:23)	<Romz_Mark>	Yer...
(04:34:30)	<Romz_Mark>	Were doing graphs now.
(04:34:34)	<PinkRanger>	jesus man
(04:34:39)	<PinkRanger>	wait how old ar eyou
(04:34:39)	<Romz_Mark>	I know.
(04:34:43)	<Romz_Mark>	13.
(04:34:53)	<PinkRanger>	and you havent learned function? >_>
(04:35:02)	<Romz_Mark>	No.
(04:35:09)	<Romz_Mark>	Can you tell me what it is?
(04:35:24)	<MonkeyButler>	It's when you learn correct math.
(04:35:24)	<oracle>	splinter that's your task
(04:35:27)	<PinkRanger>	hmm
(04:35:32)	<MonkeyButler>	No, it is nobody's task.
(04:35:46)	<PinkRanger>	function is like a formula I gues
(04:35:48)	<PinkRanger>	s
(04:35:51)	<MonkeyButler>	Well, nobody in here.
(04:36:05)	<MonkeyButler>	It is his country's education system's task.
(04:36:32)	<PinkRanger>	is this place full of prepubescent kids
(04:36:45)	<Romz_Mark>	What's prepubscent?
(04:37:21)	<PinkRanger>	...
(04:37:26)	<PinkRanger>	ask google
(04:38:24)	|<--	oracle has left irc.imperium.ca (Quit: )
(04:38:49)	<MonkeyButler>	If you have to ask what prepubescent is you are prepubescent.
(04:40:09)	|<--	Encarion has left irc.imperium.ca (Quit: )
(04:41:04)	<Romz_Mark>	Lol.
(04:43:15)	<MonkeyButler>	STFU You dirty bastard.
(04:43:35)	<MonkeyButler>	Has your testes descended yet?
(04:43:52)	<Romz_Mark>	Do you have testes?
(04:44:59)	<MonkeyButler>	I don't think you have testes since you don't know what puberty is and you fail at math.
(04:45:04)	<MonkeyButler>	I think you have fallopian tubes.
(04:45:22)	<Romz_Mark>	You... think?
(04:45:30)	<Romz_Mark>	Funny joke.
(04:46:37)	<MonkeyButler>	Oh, so you are admitting that you have fallopian tubes.
(04:47:04)	<Romz_Mark>	Did i say that?
(04:47:17)	<MonkeyButler>	You implied it, lrn2english failfag.
(04:47:36)	<Romz_Mark>	Lol'.
(04:47:46)	<Romz_Mark>	You should shut up.
(04:48:52)	<MonkeyButler>	LRN2ENGLISH!
(04:49:00)	<MonkeyButler>	I AM CHINESE AND MY ENGLISH IS BETTER THAN YOURS!
(04:49:05)	<Romz_Mark>	Go pick your pimples.
(04:49:10)	<Romz_Mark>	English?
(04:49:17)	<MonkeyButler>	I don't have pimples, I'm not going through puberty like you are.
(04:49:24)	<MonkeyButler>	Oh wait, you are still prepubescent...
(04:49:36)	<Romz_Mark>	Oh sorry, you have scars from pimples you've picked.
(04:49:53)	<MonkeyButler>	Nope, I wash my face unlike you. You dirty fat pig.
(04:50:05)	<Romz_Mark>	Anyone told you, that you whine like a little bitch?
(04:50:16)	<MonkeyButler>	Anyone told you that you are stupid?
(04:50:24)	<Romz_Mark>	Piss off, i'm nearly anirexik.
(04:50:32)	<Romz_Mark>	Yer you.
(04:50:36)	<MonkeyButler>	What the fuck does "anirexik" have to do with shit?
(04:50:46)	<Romz_Mark>	You called me fat, faggot.
(04:50:48)	<MonkeyButler>	Again, lrn2english!
(04:50:57)	<Romz_Mark>	Learn to spell.
(04:50:59)	<Megiddo`SG>	behave, monkey
(04:51:06)	<MonkeyButler>	I do not know of this made up word of "anirexik".
(04:51:08)	<Romz_Mark>	No, more like piss of monkey.
(04:51:14)	<MonkeyButler>	HA! You're telling me to learn to spell...
(04:51:31)	<Romz_Mark>	lrn = what language?
(04:51:38)	<MonkeyButler>	Hey, you were the one that started this conversation.
(04:51:43)	<Romz_Mark>	Really?
(04:51:55)	<Romz_Mark>	Thought it was PinkRanger.
(04:52:04)	<Romz_Mark>	Goldfish
(04:52:21)	<MonkeyButler>	Anyways you never answered my question....
(04:52:33)	<Romz_Mark>	What one?
(04:52:42)	<MonkeyButler>	Has your testes descended?
(04:53:05)	<Romz_Mark>	Why, you feel like rape?
(04:53:40)	<MonkeyButler>	No, I just want to know if you've gone through puberty (you should have since you're 13) but then again you don't know what prepubescent is so...>_>
(04:54:04)	<Romz_Mark>	Well, my voice has cracked so yer probably.
(04:54:18)	<SplinterOfChaos>	back
(04:54:37)	<MonkeyButler>	I'm not asking if your voice has cracked. I'm asking if your balls have dropped.
(04:54:55)	<Romz_Mark>	...I did say probably.
(04:55:27)	<Romz_Mark>	Anyway, i don't friggen perve on myself.
(04:57:09)	<MonkeyButler>	You don't check out your own body? I'm going to laugh at you when you find out you have cancer and it's too late for any treatment to be useful and then you find out that if you just checked out your own body it could've been stopped at an early state.
(04:57:51)	<Romz_Mark>	Do you have a brain?
(04:58:11)	<Romz_Mark>	Seriously from my point of view, it's like someones pissed on it.
(04:58:20)	<Romz_Mark>	(If you have one.
(04:58:21)	<Romz_Mark>	)
(04:58:35)	<MonkeyButler>	Dude, I can go get a lobotomy and still be smarter than you.
(04:58:43)	<MonkeyButler>	Do you know how most people find out they have cancer?
(04:58:57)	<MonkeyButler>	THEY LOOK AT THEIR OWN FUCKING BODY!
(04:59:14)	<MonkeyButler>	They see a weird bump and they go get it checked out.
(04:59:19)	<Romz_Mark>	Shouting isn't gonna do anything...
(04:59:23)	<MonkeyButler>	I'm not shouting.
(04:59:32)	<Romz_Mark>	And i think i know if i have a lump on my balls.
(04:59:42)	<Romz_Mark>	I do shower...
(04:59:47)	<MonkeyButler>	Who said I was talking about testicular cancer?
(05:00:05)	<MonkeyButler>	And it's not ON your balls... Go read up on stuff, you are 13, you should know better.
(05:00:07)	<Romz_Mark>	Go to the docter.
(05:00:12)	<Romz_Mark>	Something is wrong with you.
(05:01:12)	<MonkeyButler>	What is wrong with me? I'm trying to help people out. Stop being an ass. I know you don't like me...
(05:01:33)	<Romz_Mark>	No shit.
(05:01:51)	<MonkeyButler>	I never did anything to you, stop being mean to me.
(05:01:59)	<Romz_Mark>	Lmao.
(05:02:07)	<MonkeyButler>	You are an ass.
(05:02:17)	<Romz_Mark>	Your a hairy ass.
(05:02:20)	<MonkeyButler>	I have a friendly conversation with you and you get hostile on me.
(05:02:22)	<Romz_Mark>	Get over yourself.
(05:02:54)	<MonkeyButler>	You get over yourself, I don't know what your problem with me is. I guess it was because I was trying to teach you math and you got angry at me for being smarter than you.
(05:03:17)	<Romz_Mark>	No.
(05:03:27)	<Romz_Mark>	Wait.
(05:03:34)	<MonkeyButler>	Why do you hate me then?
(05:03:42)	<Romz_Mark>	<MonkeyButler> Anyone told you that you are stupid?
(05:03:54)	<Romz_Mark>	Let's see what else.
(05:04:12)	<MonkeyButler>	I can play the same card with you. You started this shit. Don't try to play innocent.
(05:04:26)	<Romz_Mark>	I started...
(05:04:28)	<MonkeyButler>	If you can't take it then don't speak.
(05:04:32)	<MonkeyButler>	Yes you fucking started it.
(05:04:44)	<Romz_Mark>	I think you have a problem...
(05:04:51)	<MonkeyButler>	I asked you if your damn testes descended and you are all like "You don't have testes!"
(05:05:07)	<MonkeyButler>	Go scroll up and read...
(05:05:09)	<Romz_Mark>	<MonkeyButler> STFU You dirty bastard.
(05:05:09)	<Romz_Mark>	<MonkeyButler> Has your testes descended yet?
(05:05:18)	<MonkeyButler>	OMG, you are a sensitive prick.
(05:05:32)	<Romz_Mark>	No you asked who started...
(05:05:41)	<Romz_Mark>	Theres your answere.
(05:05:54)	<MonkeyButler>	I'm not going to talk like that to you anymore because you are "anirexik" and might get hurt.
(05:06:10)	<Romz_Mark>	Please, just don't talk at all.
(05:06:11)	<SplinterOfChaos>	Wow. Front row seat to an internet debate!
(05:06:12)	<MonkeyButler>	No man, you are sensitive as shit. I tell everyone STFU when they say stupid shit like "lol" for no damn reason.
(05:06:20)	<SplinterOfChaos>	Anyone bring popcorn?
(05:06:56)	<MonkeyButler>	Why don't you look at what I say to everyone else in this channel instead of thinking you're a victim?
(05:07:15)	<Romz_Mark>	What?
(05:07:16)	<MonkeyButler>	Who cries over "STFU"?
(05:07:24)	<Romz_Mark>	Not me.
(05:07:29)	<Romz_Mark>	You say lots more.
(05:07:59)	<Romz_Mark>	SplinterOfChaos were you there when Wyvr beat MonkeyButler.
(05:08:02)	<MonkeyButler>	Of course I say lots more. I didn't think you had the mind of a 5 year old and would get hurt over some damn words.
(05:08:06)	<SplinterOfChaos>	no
(05:08:11)	<Romz_Mark>	Damn.
(05:08:16)	<Romz_Mark>	You should have been
(05:08:30)	<MonkeyButler>	He didn't beat me... It wasn't a fight.
(05:08:40)	<Romz_Mark>	I didn't say it was.
(05:08:44)	<MonkeyButler>	Besides it was 5AM and I wasn't thinking straight.
(05:09:02)	<Romz_Mark>	Excuses, excuses.
(05:09:07)	<SplinterOfChaos>	"It wasn't a fight, but I have an excuse."
(05:09:09)	<MonkeyButler>	You need to learn English... Do you know what IMPLIES mean?
(05:09:20)	<Romz_Mark>	Meh.
(05:09:23)	<MonkeyButler>	I don't need an excuse, whatever, if you want to say he beat me then he beat me, whatever.
(05:09:37)	<Romz_Mark>	GO WYVR!
(05:10:05)	<MonkeyButler>	Wyvr has won ONCE when I've won like 10 times to him... OOOH WOW HE HAS A BETTER RECORD! :O
(05:10:37)	<Romz_Mark>	Lets all have a sook...
(05:10:40)	* Romz_Mark	cries
(05:10:48)	<SplinterOfChaos>	You DO have a tendency to get defensive, you know.
(05:10:56)	<Romz_Mark>	Yes, he does.
(05:11:09)	<MonkeyButler>	Goddamn, this is the fucking INTERNET! You guys think this is serious shit.
(05:11:17)	<SplinterOfChaos>	lol
(05:11:20)	<MonkeyButler>	Stupid fucking kids you two are. Grow up and let your balls drop.
(05:11:55)	<Romz_Mark>	MonkeyButler are you obsesed whith what you don't have?
(05:11:57)	<SplinterOfChaos>	lol
(05:12:09)	<Romz_Mark>	with*
(05:12:22)	<Romz_Mark>	Sorry about the english.
(05:12:26)	<MonkeyButler>	My balls dropped 5 years ago, unlike yours that never will (since you have fallopian tubes).
(05:12:29)	<Romz_Mark>	I mean reall really sorry.
(05:12:37)	<SplinterOfChaos>	I wonder if it's possible to restrain your balls from dropping.
(05:12:48)	<Romz_Mark>	MonkeyButler has done it.
(05:12:48)	<MonkeyButler>	Yeah, it's possible.
(05:12:53)	<Romz_Mark>	See.
(05:12:55)	<SplinterOfChaos>	how?
(05:12:55)	<MonkeyButler>	Want me to help you?
(05:12:59)	<SplinterOfChaos>	lol
(05:13:11)	<MonkeyButler>	I'll fucking kick your balls back into the pubic cavity.
(05:13:17)	<Romz_Mark>	Lmao.
(05:13:19)	<MonkeyButler>	If you want them back out just jump up and down.
(05:13:29)	<Romz_Mark>	don't take it to offence.
(05:13:35)	<SplinterOfChaos>	I remember now. Didn't they used to cut them off of quire kids?
(05:13:37)	<Romz_Mark>	Only the internet.
(05:13:41)	<MonkeyButler>	I don't... I'm not like you.
(05:13:49)	<Romz_Mark>	I know, i have balls
(05:14:09)	<MonkeyButler>	I know a joke when I see one. I don't think someone calling me something means it's true (unlike you).
(05:14:18)	<SplinterOfChaos>	http://damiandodd.com/Images2/Sitar_Hero.jpg
(05:14:21)	<MonkeyButler>	You don't have balls, you have fallopian tubes.
(05:14:34)	<Romz_Mark>	MonkeyButler don't give what you can't take.
(05:14:50)	<MonkeyButler>	Ha, I can take it. You're the one that can't/
(05:14:59)	<MonkeyButler>	You were practically crying.
(05:15:10)	* Romz_Mark	sobs.
(05:15:22)	<MonkeyButler>	You don't know how long I've practiced my skill of social engineering, words don't mean shit to me.
(05:16:02)	<Romz_Mark>	One thing.
(05:16:11)	<Romz_Mark>	Don't you go to uni to be an engineer?
(05:16:19)	<Romz_Mark>	and last time you said you were 18.
(05:16:27)	<MonkeyButler>	And?
(05:16:29)	<Romz_Mark>	That's 1 year in uni?
(05:16:37)	<MonkeyButler>	No, I'm not on the slow track like you.
(05:16:54)	<Romz_Mark>	Slow track?
(05:16:59)	<Romz_Mark>	I'm A in running.
(05:17:08)	<Romz_Mark>	You are probably D.
(05:17:14)	<MonkeyButler>	Also, social engineering is not like regular engineering. Social engineering is manipulation of social skills.
(05:17:34)	<MonkeyButler>	A in running makes no fucking sense to me because I don't know your country's fail system.
(05:17:52)	<Megiddo`SG>	if you don't know it, how do you know that it fails?
(05:18:00)	<Romz_Mark>	Burn.
(05:18:16)	<MonkeyButler>	I've already proven myself on multiple occasions, so I'm pretty sure that if you're an A I'm better than you.
(05:18:19)	<Romz_Mark>	MonkeyButler 3v1 your losing.
(05:18:23)	<MonkeyButler>	Megiddo, his country just fails in general.
(05:18:59)	<Romz_Mark>	MonkeyButler i am making you a program.
(05:19:04)	<Romz_Mark>	It deletes System32.
(05:19:14)	<Romz_Mark>	You wanna test sinse you don't have it?
(05:19:18)	<MonkeyButler>	Go ahead and get the whole channel, this isn't a losing fight. You're the one that is losing because you are crying over stupid statements and defending yourself over it. Don't take my shit seriously, I don't want you to be the next kid to kill himself.
(05:19:41)	<MonkeyButler>	I already deleted my system32 a long time ago you idiot. I told you this 3 weeks ago.
(05:20:01)	<Romz_Mark>	Yer, when i'm done, take a screenshot of the error message.
(05:20:09)	<Romz_Mark>	That shall be proof.
(05:20:21)	<Romz_Mark>	Or poof in your occasion.
(05:20:30)	<MonkeyButler>	I already deleted my system32. How can I delete it again?
(05:20:50)	<Romz_Mark>	Exactly, that it why there is an error message.
(05:20:55)	<MonkeyButler>	Romz, just stop being stupid, if you can't take my jokes then let me know, I don't need you crying a damn river
(05:21:02)	<MonkeyButler>	You are just being stupid now...
(05:21:16)	<MonkeyButler>	There is no error message. The correct way to run Windows is to not use system32.
(05:21:20)	<Romz_Mark>	MonkeyButler your jokes are gey.
(05:21:24)	<Romz_Mark>	gay*
(05:21:28)	<MonkeyButler>	Oh wait, I'm not using Windows because Windows is for shitbirds like you.
(05:21:40)	<MonkeyButler>	My jokes are gay, that's why you started having a bitchfit over it.
(05:21:58)	<Romz_Mark>	You don't use windows?
(05:22:03)	<MonkeyButler>	You have the mind of a 5 year old where everything is gay or gay.
(05:22:10)	<Romz_Mark>	What are you on some stupid Linux shit?
(05:22:16)	<MonkeyButler>	Lighten up and get that stick out of your ass.
(05:22:29)	<Romz_Mark>	Let your balls drop (if you have any).
(05:22:45)	<Romz_Mark>	And before you said you would stop talking.
(05:22:52)	<Romz_Mark>	So SHUT UP.
(05:22:57)	<MonkeyButler>	You're the one that needs to, I bet you don't even know what that statement means.
(05:23:18)	<Romz_Mark>	Far out.
(05:23:20)	<MonkeyButler>	I said I will stop talking to you as if you were mature since you think when I call you stupid it's serious.
(05:23:23)	<Romz_Mark>	Just shut up.
(05:23:27)	<Romz_Mark>	Your annoying me now.
(05:23:28)	<MonkeyButler>	Dude, calm the fuck down.
(05:23:39)	<Romz_Mark>	OMG!
(05:23:46)	<Romz_Mark>	FUCK OFF!
(05:23:50)	<Romz_Mark>	get off IRC.
(05:23:52)	<MonkeyButler>	Calm down man...
(05:23:59)	<MonkeyButler>	I'm trying to be nice to you but you want to be a dick.
(05:24:00)	<Romz_Mark>	NO you PISS OFF
(05:24:14)	<Romz_Mark>	Nice?
(05:24:18)	<MonkeyButler>	Whatever Mark Midgley.
(05:24:36)	<MonkeyButler>	No man, for the past 5 minutes I've been trying to tell you to calm down but you want to be an ass about it.
(05:24:50)	<MonkeyButler>	I call you stupid and you take it serious as shit.
(05:24:52)	<Romz_Mark>	Why are you snooping around my yahoo?
(05:25:04)	<MonkeyButler>	I say you have fallopian tubes and you get defensive.
(05:25:17)	<MonkeyButler>	I call you fat and you scream that you are "anirexik".
(05:25:26)	<Romz_Mark>	Scream?
(05:25:27)	<MonkeyButler>	What's up with all the defense? Do you have low self-esteem?
(05:25:59)	* Romz_Mark	listens to the peacul silence.
(05:26:03)	<Romz_Mark>	oops.
(05:26:08)	<Romz_Mark>	spelling error.
(05:26:11)	<MonkeyButler>	If you have low self-esteem, I won't bother with jokingly insulting with you since you are too sensitive.
(05:26:17)	<Romz_Mark>	Lets all sook about it.
(05:26:30)	<Romz_Mark>	Don't jokingly insult me then.
(05:26:34)	<Romz_Mark>	I don't want you to.
(05:26:41)	<Romz_Mark>	I want you to shut the fuck up.
(05:26:58)	<MonkeyButler>	Calm down dude... You're acting stupid now and this time I'm being serious.
(05:27:05)	<Romz_Mark>	So am i.
(05:27:11)	<Romz_Mark>	Fuck off.
(05:27:14)	<Romz_Mark>	serious.
(05:27:16)	<MonkeyButler>	How about you fuck off?
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(05:27:30)	<Romz_Mark>	Littlekill make MonkeyButler shut the fuck up.
(05:27:41)	<MonkeyButler>	You shut the fuck up you little cuntbag.
(05:27:44)	<Littlekill>	Monkey
(05:27:48)	<Littlekill>	what time did i quit last night
(05:27:52)	<MonkeyButler>	You are a waste of fucking oxygen.
(05:27:55)	<MonkeyButler>	I don't know...
(05:27:57)	<Littlekill>	im trying to figure out what happened last night
(05:28:01)	<Littlekill>	check your logs
(05:28:02)	<Romz_Mark>	OMG...
(05:28:05)	<MonkeyButler>	11
(05:28:09)	<Romz_Mark>	MonkeyButler you are poor.
(05:28:10)	<Littlekill>	you lie
(05:28:17)	<Littlekill>	check your logs
(05:28:35)	<MonkeyButler>	I'm poor, that's why I live in SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA while you live in a shithole called Australia.

Romz_Mark got butthurt over stupid statements, he's angry at me now He's never really liked me to being with.

 

Butthurt?

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(05:12:37)	<SplinterOfChaos>	I wonder if it's possible to restrain your balls from dropping.
(05:12:48)	<Romz_Mark>	MonkeyButler has done it.
(05:12:48)	<MonkeyButler>	Yeah, it's possible.
(05:12:53)	<Romz_Mark>	See.
(05:12:55)	<SplinterOfChaos>	how?
(05:12:55)	<MonkeyButler>	Want me to help you?
(05:12:59)	<SplinterOfChaos>	lol
(05:13:11)	<MonkeyButler>	I'll fucking kick your balls back into the pubic cavity.

 

^ I laughed.

 

Re: OFFICIAL IRC MEMORIES TOPIC - post all the funny shit that happens in irc he

I hate to quote myself, but this just worked so well.

 

Seph will fuck Hannah Montana. Spread the word.