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OFFICIAL IRC MEMORIES TOPIC - post all the funny shit that happens in irc here

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by b00bage, Jun 11, 2007.

  1. futurelink

    futurelink Member

    Re: OFFICIAL IRC MEMORIES TOPIC - post all the funny shit that happens in irc he

    That i must say was a battle of epic proportions.. GG!
     
  2. waylonn

    waylonn Well-Known Member

    Yeah really funny, oh and btw, Winter, The Netherlands aren't so tight as you think, we got 16 million peepz
     
  3. Loonylion

    Loonylion Administrator Staff Member

    also its factually inaccurate since Seph isn't from the Netherlands, and I started here before reider did.
     
  4. Reider

    Reider Modereider

    Re: OFFICIAL IRC MEMORIES TOPIC - post all the funny shit that happens in irc he

    I pointed that out too, but he wanted to post his little rap, so...
     
  5. Reider

    Reider Modereider

    Re: OFFICIAL IRC MEMORIES TOPIC - post all the funny shit that happens in irc he

    Proof that there was no concern for accuracy. :p

    Also, He = Void, his = you

    I'll be sure to use names next time to avoid further confusion.
     
  6. Void

    Void Well-Known Member

    Hey don't blame me, I pointed it out DURING the rap, but cut it to avoid interruptions. :p
     
  7. waylonn

    waylonn Well-Known Member

    Code:
    <Waylon>	bring me a drink quick
    	<blue>	no im dead

    oh well
     
  8. Tboi

    Tboi Well-Known Member

    No ops = spamming:
    (left my part out)

    Code:
    <Goky> fail
    <Goky> fail
    <Goky> fail
    <Waylonn> lol
    <void> *penetrated
    <void> *penetrated
    <void> *penetrated
    <void> *penetrated
    <void> *penetrated
    <Waylonn> lol
    <Goky> fail
    <Goky> fail
    * Goky ([email protected]) Quit (Excess Flood)
    <Waylonn> lol
    <Waylonn> lol
    <Waylonn> lol
    <void> you dumbfuck faggot
    <Waylonn> lol
    <void> you dumbfuck faggot
    <void> you dumbfuck faggot
    <void> you dumbfuck faggot
    <|AOW|Wyvr> lawl
    <Waylonn> lol
    <Waylonn> lol
    <Waylonn> lol
    <Waylonn> lol
    <Waylonn> lol
    * Goky ([email protected]) has joined #RomUlation
    <Waylonn> lol
    <Waylonn> lol
    <void> learn english too fucking cockfag.
    <Waylonn> lol
    <Waylonn> lol
    <Goky> I meant to do that
    <Waylonn> lol
    <Waylonn> lol
    <Waylonn> lol
    <Goky> also, no
    <Waylonn> lol
    <Waylonn> lol
    <Waylonn> lol
    <Waylonn> lol
    <Waylonn> lol
    <Waylonn> lol
    <Goky> shall we arrange a date?
    <Waylonn> lol
    <Waylonn> lol
    <Waylonn> lol
    <Waylonn> lol
    <Waylonn> lol
    <Waylonn> lol
    <Waylonn> lol
    <Waylonn> lol
    <Waylonn> lol
    <Waylonn> lol
    <Waylonn> lol
    <Waylonn> lol
    <Waylonn> lol
    <Waylonn> lol
    <Waylonn> lol
    <Waylonn> lol
    <Waylonn> lol
    <Waylonn> lol
    <Waylonn> lol
    <Waylonn> lol
    <Waylonn> lol
    <lemmayoshi> what the hell?
    <Waylonn> lol
    <Waylonn> lol
    <Waylonn> lol
    <Waylonn> lol
    <Waylonn> lol
    <|AOW|Wyvr> lemmayoshi: no ops
    <Waylonn> lol
    <Waylonn> lol
    <Waylonn> lol
    <Waylonn> lol
    <Waylonn> lol
    <Waylonn> lol
    (to be continued)
     
  9. Void

    Void Well-Known Member

    You basically take the one part of this entire mess I speak during out of context and make me seem like an ass, which I totally am, but only to a slightly less degree. :'(
     
  10. waylonn

    waylonn Well-Known Member

    Wyvr got banned!

    Code:
    |<--	|AOW|Wyvr has left irc.imperium.ca (Connection reset by peer)
    	<Waylonn>	ban?
    	<void>	Yeah.
    	<void>	:|
     
  11. Tboi

    Tboi Well-Known Member

    No i did not get banned (yet)
     
  12. waylonn

    waylonn Well-Known Member

    Code:
            <nolan>	frets on fire
    	<nolan>	i was putting notes all over the place
    	<nolan>	=p
    	<nolan>	at the end it said....
    	<nolan>	"you play like a little girl"
    	<Splinter|of|Chaos>	Well, you do.
    lol'd
     
  13. futurelink

    futurelink Member

    Re: OFFICIAL IRC MEMORIES TOPIC - post all the funny shit that happens in irc he

    so this new guy Razmig shows up out of no where, n somehow the topic was about religion ect....

    Code:
    [00:23]	<loonylion> also god supposidly loves everyone in the world, doesnt like humans suffering etc
    [00:23]	<loonylion> where the fuck is he?
    [00:23]	<futurelink> hes still respawning, hes on dialup
    [00:24]	<loonylion> lol
    [00:24]	<futurelink> :P
     
  14. futurelink

    futurelink Member

    Re: OFFICIAL IRC MEMORIES TOPIC - post all the funny shit that happens in irc he

    oh ... then this not much later :p

    Code:
    [01:15]	<futurelink> ANY1 ELSE HERE XCEPT waylonn ??
    [01:16]	<waylonn> yeah
    [01:16]	<waylonn> me
    [01:16]	<futurelink> wasnt talking to you
    [01:16]	<waylonn> oh wait i'm waylonn
    [01:16]	=-=	waylonn was booted from #romulation by loonylion (loonylion)
    [01:16]	<futurelink> thank god
    [01:16]	<loonylion> now he isnt here :P
    [01:16]	-->|	waylonn ([email protected]) has joined #romulation
    [01:16]	<futurelink> im bored of u waylonn
    [01:16]	<waylonn> wtf was that about
    [01:16]	<waylonn> omg
    [01:16]	<loonylion> fun :)
    [01:16]	<waylonn> :(
    [01:16]	<waylonn> I don't think it's funny
    [01:16]	<futurelink> i dont think waylonn is funny
    [01:16]	<futurelink> :P
    [01:17]	<waylonn> ..
    [01:17]	<waylonn> you suck
    [01:17]	<loonylion> don't be here when reider is then, waylonn
    [01:17]	<futurelink> ...
    [01:17]	<futurelink> u suck harder :P
    [01:17]	<loonylion> reider kicks everyone at least twice an hour
    [01:17]	<waylonn> no
    [01:17]	<waylonn> I lick harder
    [01:17]	<waylonn> :o
    [01:17]	<futurelink> yeah, you lick knobs harder :P
    [01:18]	<waylonn> o.o
    [01:18]	<futurelink> hahaha
    [01:18]	<waylonn> I'm National Champion Licking
    [01:18]	<futurelink> lmao
    [01:18]	<futurelink> whats the trophie look like, a mushroom?
    [01:18]	<waylonn> I have 5 licking thropies
    [01:18]	<waylonn> no
    [01:18]	<loonylion> presumably that means you'll be up against seph in the european championships then... :P
    [01:18]	<waylonn> A tongue
    [01:19]	<futurelink> lmaoo
    [01:19]	<waylonn> He is in too?
    [01:19]	<futurelink> yeah youle probbly vs him
    [01:19]	<loonylion> he represents denmark
    [01:19]	<waylonn> Awesome, I finally can have a autograph of him!!!
    [01:19]	<futurelink> just the 2 of u in the room and the judges...
    [01:19]	<waylonn> Then my Seph collection is complete
    [01:20]	<futurelink> OMG ROFL
    [01:20]	<waylonn> I'm going to steal his tongue
    [01:20]	<futurelink> i soo took that the wrong way
    [01:20]	<waylonn> You ARE the wrong way
    [01:20]	<futurelink> no buddy, your the wrong way..
    [01:21]	<waylonn> No way
    [01:21]	<--|	waylonn has left #romulation
     
  15. Reider

    Reider Modereider

    Re: OFFICIAL IRC MEMORIES TOPIC - post all the funny shit that happens in irc he

    <loonylion> reider kicks everyone at least twice an hour

    Lies, I only kick people when they do something that demands it. I'm totally the least abusive person ever.
     
  16. Void

    Void Well-Known Member

    Code:
    #Romulation
    	<Razmig>	wanna annoy a Startserv ?
    	<Razmig>	or monkeybutler
    	<OhSeven>	in a word
    	<OhSeven>	no
    	<Razmig>	your barrel of laughs
    	<Razmig>	If anyone is out there say something
    	<_a55_>		somthing
    	<Razmig>	void ?
    	<Razmig>	ah ha
    	<Razmig>	joker
    	<OhSeven>	Winterreise, or anyone for that matter up for halo multiplayer? bored as hell here guys
    	<Razmig>	nah I pass
    	<void>		wut
    	<Razmig>	I just wonderd if you where there
    	<Razmig>	Xeron ?
    	<Razmig>	Sandman ?
    	<Razmig>	err anyone
    	<OhSeven>	Razmig
    	<OhSeven>	Razmig
    	<OhSeven>	Razmig
    	<OhSeven>	Razmig
    	<Sandman>	Razmig
    	<OhSeven>	Razmig
    	<OhSeven>	just so you get the idea of how annoying it is to list names
    	<Razmig>	that wasn't
    	<Razmig>	hello someone who is better then ohseven
    	<Razmig>	hes a jerk
    	|<--	Sandman has left irc.imperium.ca (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.83 [Firefox 2.0.0.16/2008070205])
    	<Razmig>	hello
    	<Razmig>	CLAP CLAP WAKE UP !
    	<OhSeven>	ha, and i'm the jerk.
    	<Razmig>	yes you are
    	<Razmig>	I'm glad you agree
    	<Razmig>	If anyone with atleast 60% of brain say something ?
    	* Razmig	slaps JulsPower around a bit with a large trout
    	<Razmig>	he was choking
    	<Razmig>	I saved his life
    	<OhSeven>	I'm sorry I don't understand the question, try grammar, its good for you
    	<Razmig>	yeah and humor its good for you too
    	<Razmig>	good for your soul
    	<OhSeven>	i know, your soul must be taking this pretty badly i guess
    	<void>		This conversation sucks
    	<void>		here's some awesomeness:
    	-->|	warriorblade ([email protected]) has joined #Romulation
    	<void>		Hey guys, what's up?
    	<Razmig>	sup
    	<warriorblade>	hi
    	<OhSeven>	hey
    	<Razmig>	hi
    	<void>		hey
    	<MonkeyButler>	There's a British nig in here that thinks he's dyslexic.
    	<Razmig>	dont talk to ohseven he has no brain
    	<void>		haha who?
    	* Razmig	slaps MonkeyButler around a bit with a large trout
    	<MonkeyButler>	OhSeven is a genius compared to Razmig.
    	<Razmig>	right
    	<warriorblade>	lol
    	<MonkeyButler>	Razmig says he is a nigger that wants to be white and he has dyslexia.
    	<OhSeven>	lol
    	<Razmig>	Monkeybutler eats ants out of peoples hair
    	<warriorblade>	:P
    	<void>		Hahaha what?
    	<void>		Awesome comeback
    	<Razmig>	hes a monkey
    	<MonkeyButler>	I'm a monkey, and they aren't ants.
    	<warriorblade>	ticks?
    	<Razmig>	yeah they must be fleas
    	<OhSeven>	urgh, i could just !monter right now but Jester isnt online
    	<MonkeyButler>	You know, I happen to be Asian, ants aren't the worst things I've eaten.
    	<Razmig>	Yeah im sure
    	<warriorblade>	^_^
    	<OhSeven>	fuck it i'll do it myself: Beware Igronant people
    	<MonkeyButler>	I've eaten a live grasshopper, a couple live crickets, a potato bug and tons of weird stuff.
    	<Razmig>	because you have no brain
    	<Razmig>	you cant tell food and insects apart
    	<MonkeyButler>	Uh no, because I'm not an English idiot that likes to eat pig's blood.
    	<Razmig>	I dont actully
    	<Winterreise>	MonkeyButler: SCIV yet?
    	<MonkeyButler>	Insects are food in TONS of cultures. Only the crazy English eat pig's blood sausage.
    	<Razmig>	calling me an idiot doesnt make me fell bad either
    	<MonkeyButler>	SCIV should be coming home in like less than an hour.
    	<MonkeyButler>	I got my slave to go get it for me.
    	<warriorblade>	wtf
    	<Razmig>	The fact is your insults are boring
    	<MonkeyButler>	1, I'm not insulting you, I'm stating facts.
    	<void>		The fact is that you suck at English.
    	<Razmig>	do you have a reasonable critea for that
    	<MonkeyButler>	2, you try so hard but your "insults" are hardly insults.
    	<Razmig>	I dont try I just slide
    	<void>		wut
    	<Razmig>	I dont know ever
    	<Razmig>	I think is stupidness is spreading
    	<Winterreise>	MonkeyButler: girlfriend?
    	<Razmig>	yep
    	<MonkeyButler>	No, literally my slave.
    	<MonkeyButler>	I have this little cripple midget that I lock up in my basement.
    	<warriorblade>	ok>.>
    	<MonkeyButler>	He had like 1 arm and one leg and they are on opposite sides of his body. His center of gravity is so jacked up.
    	<Razmig>	everyday must be his death over and over again
    	<warriorblade>	lol
    	<Razmig>	I can see the light
    	<Razmig>	no wait wrong again
    	<MonkeyButler>	Yeah, he dies everyday but I have one of those cloning chambers like Hugh Jackman in The Prestige.
    	<Razmig>	why dont you clone your brain you only have half then you would have a full one
    	<Razmig>	man I just crack me up
    	<warriorblade>	are you sure about that
    	<Razmig>	yeah
    	<Razmig>	I got lots of crackers
    	<warriorblade>	fire crackers??
    	<MonkeyButler>	I have more brains than you.
    	<MonkeyButler>	I actually have so much brains I can donate my entire brain to you and still be smarter than you.
    	<Razmig>	oh he comes up with a comeback finally
    	<warriorblade>	wtf
    	<Razmig>	thats not even a comeback
    	<warriorblade>	i know
    	<Razmig>	geez monkey
    	<Winterreise>	My character on SCIV is so badass.
    	<MonkeyButler>	Yeah, I'm in more than one channel.
    	<Razmig>	it was fun while it lasted
    	<MonkeyButler>	I don't have time to think of shit. I'm chatting in two channels and texting my dumbass sister since she wants me to record the Olympics.
    	<Winterreise>	Fuck the Olympics.
    	<Razmig>	well good for you
    	<Razmig>	there all fixed
    	<Razmig>	in my opinion
    	<Winterreise>	lol
    	<Winterreise>	how.
    	<MonkeyButler>	Yeah, you can really get 300+ countries to agree on letting a certain person win.
    	<Winterreise>	Makes sense.
    	-->|	ROMer ([email protected]) has joined #Romulation
    	<Razmig>	there all a bunch of cut-ups
    	<ROMer>		Hi Im Here For The Gaming Night
    	<Razmig>	rly
    	<ROMer>		yeah
    	<Razmig>	well you made it just in time for the bashing monkey night
    	<ROMer>		how di sign up
    	<Razmig>	ask winter
    	<ROMer>		who winter
    	<OhSeven>	dont listen to Razmig
    	<MonkeyButler>	You don't sign up. You just ask if we are playing and if we are we'll invite you.
    	<Winterreise>	Hey ROMer
    	<Razmig>	listen to me
    	<ROMer>		what
    	<ROMer>		ok
    	<MonkeyButler>	Bashing me? Uh it looks like you're the one getting bashed.
    	=-=	Razmig was booted from #Romulation by Winterreise (Winterreise)
    	<Winterreise>	ROMer: You have a 360?
    	<MonkeyButler>	Damn...
    	<OhSeven>	thank you
    	<ROMer>		yeah
    	<Winterreise>	What games? :)
    	<Winterreise>	We're playing Soul Calibur 4 right now
    	<ROMer>		halo 3
    	-->|	Razmig ([email protected]) has joined #Romulation
    	<Winterreise>	MonkeyButler might play with you :P I'm addicted to SCIV right now.
    	<Razmig>	they always kick me
    	<OhSeven>	i'm up 4 halo 3
    	<MonkeyButler>	Once I get SCIV I'm playing that.
    	<Winterreise>	Ah, OhSeven will play with you ROMer
    	<ROMer>		who do i have to contact on xbl
    	<Winterreise>	I might join you later.
    	<MonkeyButler>	Razmig, learn to bash, you aren't even phasing me.
    	<Winterreise>	brb playing SCIV now.
    	<OhSeven>	my gamertag is lukebouch ROMer
    	<MonkeyButler>	I will admit, I am rusty since I haven't been an ass in a long time and I'm being less of an ass but I think I still have the upperhand.
    	<Razmig>	I ain't taking crap from you
    	<Razmig>	monkey
    	<Razmig>	YOUR DEAD TO ME
    	<MonkeyButler>	:(
    	<MonkeyButler>	I thought I was your friend.
    	<Razmig>	Yeah right
    	<MonkeyButler>	I'm so sad...
    	<Razmig>	I dont care monkey
    	<MonkeyButler>	I thought we were playing around with each other.
    	<OhSeven>	ROMer?
    	<ROMer>		yeah
    	<Razmig>	sarcasm is the lowest form of wit
    	|<--	Goky has left irc.imperium.ca (Quit: )
    	<MonkeyButler>	I'm not being sarcastic, I'm being serious.
    	<OhSeven>	add my gamertag its lukebouch
    	<MonkeyButler>	If you don't want to be my friend it's okay.
    	<Winterreise>	OhSeven: PM him maybe that will work a bit better, since it's busy in here.
    	<Razmig>	really
    	<Razmig>	I dont belive you
    	<ROMer>		ih yeah and i got sonic jam form you guys and it was great
    	<Razmig>	your trying to confuse me
    	<MonkeyButler>	No I'm not.
    	<MonkeyButler>	I play around with everyone and make fun of them.
    	<Razmig>	playing around with them what are you five
    	<MonkeyButler>	No, I'm SIX!
    	<Razmig>	I thought so
    	<MonkeyButler>	I turned six last week.
    	<Razmig>	I dont belive you
    	<MonkeyButler>	My birthday is July 31, 2002.
    	<OhSeven>	he is, he sent me photos
    	<OhSeven>	because i couldnt make it too his party
    	<Razmig>	lets see them
    	<Winterreise>	That's sad.
    	<MonkeyButler>	I turned six last Thursday.
    	<Razmig>	you know what guys how would a six your old have all those comebacks
    	<MonkeyButler>	I wasn't making those comebacks, my big brother was helping me out.
    	<MonkeyButler>	You made me cry because I thought you didn't like me.
    	<Razmig>	Oh really
    	<Razmig>	well be prepared to be petrified
    	<OhSeven>	dude, everyone PM's MonkeyButler to help him out. gotta give the kid a chance
    	<Razmig>	I would like proof of him being six
    	<ROMer>		i would too
    	<void>		I've known MonkeyButler since he was 5...
    	<Razmig>	oh rly
    	<void>		He's been on IRC longer than you faggots
    	<Razmig>	bring it on
    	<void>		and he can type better too
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    	<Razmig>	hi
    	<warriorblade>	hi
    	<Razmig>	I belive you monkey
    	<MonkeyButler>	Will you be my friend?
    	<Razmig>	if you can awnswer this question
    	<MonkeyButler>	What do you want me to answer?
    	<Razmig>	How many hours can sperm live for
    	|<--	Megiddo`SG has left irc.imperium.ca (Quit: -=SysReset =-)
    	<Winterreise>	Up to a day.
    	<MonkeyButler>	What is sperm?
    	<void>		LOL
    	<Razmig>	tadpoles
    	<warriorblade>	LOL
    	<MonkeyButler>	Tadpoles live until they become frogs.
    	|<--	dfg has left irc.imperium.ca (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.83 [Firefox 3.0/2008052906])
    	<Razmig>	yes big frogs from a cabe
    	<Razmig>	*cave
    	<MonkeyButler>	It can be a couple weeks or a few months, I don't know. They don't teach a lot of science to six year olds.
    	<Razmig>	they come out of tubes
    	<MonkeyButler>	COOL!
    	<Razmig>	you have one too
    	<MonkeyButler>	I have a tube?
    	<ROMer>		yeah
    	<MonkeyButler>	Where is my tube?
    	<ROMer>		its small
    	<warriorblade>	O_o
    	<ROMer>		under your pants
    	<MonkeyButler>	I don't have any small tubes that I know of.
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    	=-=	Mode #RomUlation +o Solus by ChanServ
    	<MonkeyButler>	My tube is under my pants? I don't have anything under my pants...
    	<warriorblade>	o_O
    	<Razmig>	yes you do
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    	<Razmig>	and it gets bigger
    	<Razmig>	when you see ladys
    	<MonkeyButler>	No... I don't have anything... I have a hole.
    	<ROMer>		you can masturbate
    	<MonkeyButler>	What is masturbate?
    	<Solus>		...
    	<warriorblade>	...
    	<warriorblade>	>.>
    	<ROMer>		...
    	<Razmig>	I cant tell you kid
    	<MonkeyButler>	:(
    	<Razmig>	ask your mother
    	<ROMer>		i cant too
    	<MonkeyButler>	My mother died when I was born.
    	<Razmig>	your farther
    	<MonkeyButler>	My father is in a coma.
    	<ROMer>		but oh shit
    	<warriorblade>	sad
    	<Razmig>	your grandfarher
    	<ROMer>		who is taking cae of you
    	<MonkeyButler>	My grandfather lives in Russia.
    	<MonkeyButler>	My big brother is taking care of me.
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    	<Razmig>	ask him
    	<ROMer>		ask you r bro
    	<MonkeyButler>	Okay, I'll ask him right now.
    	<Razmig>	he will tell you about the magical tube
    	<MonkeyButler>	He says he can't tell me.
    	<ROMer>		twwl us what he says
    	<MonkeyButler>	He said little girls shouldn't know about tubes and masturbate. He is angry at me.
    	<--|	ROMer has left #Romulation
    	<Razmig>	yout a girl
    	<Razmig>	*your a girl
    	<MonkeyButler>	OF COURSE I AM A GIRL!
    	<Razmig>	well you have a cave
    	<warriorblade>	O_O omg
    	<Razmig>	and one day a tube shall enter it
    	<Razmig>	and release
    	<MonkeyButler>	I don't have a cave...
    	<Razmig>	oh but you do
    	<warriorblade>	O_o
    	<Razmig>	go to your brother and ask him for sex
    	<warriorblade>	nasty
    	<MonkeyButler>	What is sex?
    	<Razmig>	just ask
    	<warriorblade>	O_o
    	<Razmig>	him
    	<MonkeyButler>	Okay
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    	<MonkeyButler>	He said something about gai?
    	<MonkeyButler>	He said he is gai or something like that.
    	<Razmig>	oh god
    	<warriorblade>	smashs table
    	<Razmig>	I cant say anymore
    	<MonkeyButler>	What is this gai?
    	<Razmig>	just go up to him and say wow big bonar
    	<warriorblade>	don't do it
    	<Razmig>	yes do it
    	<warriorblade>	don't
    	<Razmig>	do
    	<warriorblade>	not
    	<Razmig>	do
    	<warriorblade>	not
    	<MonkeyButler>	He said his bonar is broken...
    	<Razmig>	do
    	<warriorblade>	not
    	<MonkeyButler>	He said he broke it playing Xbox.
    	<Razmig>	what
    	<warriorblade>	wtf
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    	<Razmig>	hi
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    	<warriorblade>	hellow
    	<Razmig>	I still dont belive monkey is 6
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    	<MonkeyButler>	I am six. I turned six last Thursday, it's been 8 days since my birthday.
    	<warriorblade>	o_O
    	<Razmig>	yeah go to your brother and say you just got raped
    	<warriorblade>	wtf
    	<warriorblade>	do it
    	<Razmig>	do it
    	<MonkeyButler>	What is rape?
    	<Razmig>	its a cake
    	<MonkeyButler>	OOOH I LIKE CAKE!
    	<Razmig>	yeah go and tell him that
    	<MonkeyButler>	He asked me who raped me.
    	<Razmig>	say Winterreise
    	<warriorblade>	a stranger
    	<Razmig>	a stanger
    	<MonkeyButler>	He asked when.
    	<Razmig>	last week
    	<warriorblade>	12:00midnight
    	<MonkeyButler>	Okay, he said nobody was here last week at 12:00midnight to rape me.
    	<Razmig>	say he did in his sleep
    	<MonkeyButler>	You just said a stranger gave me a rape.
    	<Razmig>	its a code
    	<warriorblade>	O_o
    	<warriorblade>	ya right
    	<warriorblade>	>.>
    	<MonkeyButler>	He said something about a club last week.
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    	<Razmig>	just say your having a baby
    	<MonkeyButler>	I can't have a baby. I'M NOT A STORK!
    	<warriorblade>	O_o do it
    	<Razmig>	no a type of cake that is called baby
    	<warriorblade>	god
    	<MonkeyButler>	OH OKAY!
    	<warriorblade>	danm
    	<warriorblade>	it
    	<Razmig>	Im loving this
    	<MonkeyButler>	He said baby cake is good and I can have more.
    	<warriorblade>	LOL
    	<Razmig>	>_>
    	<warriorblade>	>_>
    	<Razmig>	ask him if he has had sex with his girlfriend
    	<MonkeyButler>	He says he doesn't have a girlfriend. He said something about gai again.
    	<Winterreise>	brb
    	<Winterreise>	time for weights.
    	<Razmig>	ask him whats gai
    	<warriorblade>	guy
    	<Razmig>	oh
    	<MonkeyButler>	He said gai is from nahrootu or something like that.
    	<Razmig>	okay whatever
    	<Razmig>	I dont care anymore your a freak
    	<MonkeyButler>	You don't want to be friends?
    	<Razmig>	no
    	<MonkeyButler>	I want yoo to bee mai fwiend!!!
    	<warriorblade>	O_O
    	<Razmig>	oh get a life
    	<Razmig>	act your age
    	<MonkeyButler>	I am acting my age, I am 6.
    	<warriorblade>	-_-
    	<MonkeyButler>	YOU ARE A BIG MEENIEE!
    	<warriorblade>	>.>
    	<Razmig>	Yeah I am
    	<Razmig>	I've had enough
    	<MonkeyButler>	What did I do to you? I just want to be your friend.
    	<Solus>		who is a mig beenie
    	<Razmig>	lol
    	<warriorblade>	LOL
    	<MonkeyButler>	Razmig is being mean to me :'(
    	<Razmig>	monkey pretending to be a 6 year old girl
    	<Solus>		how come
    	<MonkeyButler>	He thinks I have a tube and tadpoles and something.
    	<MonkeyButler>	He then said I had a rape cake and a baby cake. I don't know what he is talking about.
    	<Razmig>	hes not fooling around
    	<Solus>		awesome
    	<Solus>		u do/
    	<warriorblade>	-_-
    	<Winterreise>	MonkeyButler: I've found my stuff food.
    	<Winterreise>	Crab meat.
    	<Solus>		oo
    	<Winterreise>	I can eat a shitload of it, it fills me up fast, and it's extremely good for you.
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    	<Winterreise>	No fat, a bit of sodium, and 30 calories per quarter cup
    	<Solus>		shit is good for you?
    	<Solus>		what/?
    	<Winterreise>	I fucking love crab meat :P
    	<Razmig>	since when
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    	<Winterreise>	All seafood is generally good.
    	<warriorblade>	-_-
    	<Solus>		you love fucking crab meat?
    	<Solus>		geez
    	<Winterreise>	Tuna is chock full of protein.
    	<warriorblade>	its good
    	<Solus>		winterr control yourself
    	<Winterreise>	Crab meat is better.
    	<warriorblade>	also good
    	<Winterreise>	Like I said, no fat at all, 30 calories, a bit of sodium.
    	<Winterreise>	It's the perfect food.
    	<warriorblade>	ok
    	<Winterreise>	Shrimp is delicious but high in calories.
    	<MonkeyButler>	WINTERR!
    	<Winterreise>	WHAT.
    	<Winterreise>	GODDAMNIT WHAT.
    	<MonkeyButler>	My slave brought back my SCIV.
    	<Winterreise>	Excellent.
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    	<Winterreise>	Go play for 10 minutes while I lift weights.
    	<Winterreise>	Then, we shall rape.
    	<Razmig>	oh god
    	<Solus>		wahaha
    	<warriorblade>	>_>
    	<Solus>		monkeybutler
    	<Winterreise>	oh lawl.
    	<Solus>		you just got sciv?
    	<MonkeyButler>	Why were you guys picking on my sister?
    	<Solus>		we is gunna start a whole frikin clan
    	<warriorblade>	O_o
    	<Razmig>	sister ?
    	<MonkeyButler>	She's crying now.
    	<Razmig>	mission completed
    	<MonkeyButler>	Razmig, why do you have to be mean to a little 6 year old?
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    	<Razmig>	cause Im jackasses
    	<Razmig>	I dont like brats
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    	<MonkeyButler>	Why can't you just be her friend?
    	<MonkeyButler>	She wasn't being bratty, she was trying to be your friend.
    	<Razmig>	shes a 6 year old brat I dont give a da,m
    	<warriorblade>	i don't like sisters
    	<Razmig>	there bitches
    	<Razmig>	the name Razmig means Disrepubtly
    	<Razmig>	look it up
    	<MonkeyButler>	Hey if she comes on again just be nice to her please.
    	<Razmig>	so monkey what did she ask you
    	<MonkeyButler>	She didn't ask me, I went out for a run.
    	<MonkeyButler>	She asked my brother.
    	<Razmig>	you have a brother
    	<warriorblade>	o.O
    	<Razmig>	so he broke his bonar
    	<Razmig>	on his xbox
    	<warriorblade>	lol
    	<Razmig>	that bit was the funniest
    	<Solus>		monkeybutler
    	<MonkeyButler>	WHAT THE FUCK?
    	<Razmig>	someone should put it in the memories
    	<MonkeyButler>	How did he break his bonar on MY FUCKING XBOX!
    	<Solus>		WHATS YOUR PROBLEM MAN
    	<Razmig>	I dont know
    	<warriorblade>	sane
    	<warriorblade>	same
    	<Razmig>	warriorblade you tell him
    	<warriorblade>	why
    	<Razmig>	Please
    	<Razmig>	Im 32 years old im wise
    	<warriorblade>	i'm 11
    	<Razmig>	listen to your elders
    	<Scribe>	i'm 19 :(
    	<MonkeyButler>	I'm 18, my brother is 22 and my sister is 6.
    	<OhSeven>	Razmig is probably 13 and thinks hes having the time of his life
    	<Razmig>	good for you
    	<Razmig>	no Im 32
    	<warriorblade>	YA
    	<cj6>		warriorblade I'm 11 2
    	<Razmig>	Im going now
    	<warriorblade>	ok
    	<Scribe>	you're 32 and have a 6 year old sister who you bicker with you're probably 12
    	<Razmig>	no I dont have a sister
    	<Scribe>	lol i missed it all
    	<Scribe>	bleh
    	<OhSeven>	slightly missread the situation but your right he's probably 12 or 13
    	<Razmig>	Im not
    	<warriorblade>	>_<
    	<Razmig>	whatever guys
    	<Razmig>	just because Im a wacky guy leave me alone
    	<Razmig>	bye
    	* Razmig	slaps JulsPower around a bit with a large trout
    	* Razmig	slaps Solus around a bit with a large trout
    	* Razmig	slaps StatServ around a bit with a large trout
    Long, but oh so amazing.
     
  17. SplinterOfChaos

    SplinterOfChaos Well-Known Member

    Slightly edited.

     
  18. warriorblade

    warriorblade Well-Known Member

    Re: OFFICIAL IRC MEMORIES TOPIC - post all the funny shit that happens in irc he

    long chat but so funny
     
  19. waylonn

    waylonn Well-Known Member

    Warrior, void already posted that one :p
     
  20. Void

    Void Well-Known Member

    ^ He was just quoting it. No use in quoting the whole thing but yeah, no harm.