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Winterreise, you should post your entire argument with vixxgames.

 

I thought hanging on IRC withyou guys but whenever I try to connect to the server... It does not connect.

 

Re: OFFICIAL IRC MEMORIES TOPIC - post all the funny shit that happens in irc he

Did you try typing /server irc.imperium.ca?

 

Tried it.

 

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If all else fails, I'd suggest you try going to the channel via the website of the server.

 

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Seph>	you're too idealistic to be on the internet then, this isn't a communist channel, we don't all share equal rights

 

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We can kick n00bs! Lol. Communist IRC channels, interesting.

 

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wheres Seph gone?
<Xile> hes busy
<+Hounddoggy> updating system/hard drives, be back asap, folks!
<Xile> as usual
* +Hounddoggy ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: ‹ MýRiàD v2.096 › Edited for StrandedIRC MTGTNT )
<ricky> blowjobs can keep the man busy.
<Xile> they sure can
<&loonylion> enjoying it, xile? :P
<Xile> what?
<&loonylion> the blowjob with seph
<Xile> you cant even quote it to look like i said that
<ricky> <Xile> i'm giving Seph a blowjob
<ricky> sure we can.
<nolan> ...
<Xile> lol
<Xile> fakequoting = fail
<ricky> <Xile> fakequoting != fail
<&loonylion> <nolan> wheres Seph gone?
<&loonylion> <Xile> hes busy
<&loonylion> <Hounddoggy> updating system/hard drives, be back asap, folks!
<&loonylion> <Xile> as usual
<&loonylion> * Hounddoggy has quit IRC (Quit: ‹ MýRiàD v2.096 › Edited for StrandedIRC MTGTNT )
<&loonylion> <ricky> blowjobs can keep the man busy.
<&loonylion> <Xile> they sure can
<&loonylion> <loonylion> enjoying it, xile? :P
<&loonylion> huh?
<Xile> yeah i don't see the connection between seph and me giving/receiving a blowjob?
<&loonylion> no it was my keyboard pasting instead of copying
* Seph ([email protected]) has joined #RomUlation
* ChanServ sets mode: +qo Seph Seph
<nolan> ...
<~Seph> Oh God that felt so good Xile
<~Seph> you must have a lot of pratice
<nolan> ...
<nolan> are you alright?
<@Winterreise> Hahahahahaha
<~Seph> better than ever sweetie
<nolan> ...
<Xile> what can i say.. it wasnt too big 

 

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Winterr got bored and nick'd to Seph while Seph was away. Complete fucking randomness ensued. I cut out little bits of other people talking as not to interfere.

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<Seph> >=)
<Seph> Hypr
<Hypr> Seph
<Seph> I am bored.
<Hypr> Wait, you're a fake
<Seph> OH NOES
<Seph> Wait.
<Seph> A fake? Me? Never.
<Seph> I am Seph. Seph am I. I have zero need for an, alibi.
<Seph> I rap all day, but upload roms by night.
<Seph> My face gives small children, a big fright.
<Seph> Void is my homey, he's a real cool cat. 
<Seph> Sometimes I wonder why the fuck he's so fat.
<Seph> Reider, on the other hand, he's a real cool guy.
<Seph> Remember that time we did that sweet ass-driveby?
<Seph> I live in the Netherlands, and it's a real tight place.
<Seph> I jacked off Hypr and he came on my face.
<Seph> Littlekill is my homey, too, but I pretend to not know him.
<Seph> If I see him in public, I hide in a bin. 
<Seph> Romulation's my site, I made it when I was bored.
<Seph> It was a Caturday night, and I couldn't find my usual whore.
<Seph> So with my mom nowhere near, I had nothing to do.
<Seph> I couldn't masturbate, did that earlier, too.
<Seph> So I sat down at my computer, and started typing a blaze.
<Seph> <title>RomUlation, I coded for dayz
<Seph> On the seventh day I rested, my fingers all bruised
<Seph> It looked like I had been fingering Tom Cruise
<Seph> But my baby was done, I had built that shit tight
<Seph> So I got out of the house and frollicked with my kite
<Seph> When I came back inside, I realized it was a lot of work.
<Seph> I decided I needed helpers, so I decided to lurk
<Seph> I built a forum on the site, it would do just the deed
<Seph> First attracted Reider, wjho likes to smoke weed
<Reider> Only on weekends.
<Seph> The joined loonylion, who I convinced while on my knees
<Seph> Last came the coolest, the Canadian Winterreise
<Seph> And so my legacy comes to an end
<Seph> I'd like to thank you for listening, you've been a good friend.
<Seph> But now I must go, please don't hate
<Seph> You see, I really fucking need to masturbate.
<Seph> *Done*
<Void> clap clap clap
<Seph> Fuck my life.
* Evil-evilness throws him a wad of lioncash.

 

First post here, woot woot. Took out a few messages.

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<Winterreise>	Piano is the biggest chick magnet ever invented.
<Winterreise>	I can play a simple song that every girl loves, such as Apologize, and they're all over me
<anandjones>	thats why we play instruments hehe..
<Airsoft>	just like playing an NDS is
<Winterreise>	About that.
<Winterreise>	This is why you don't have a girlfriend.
<anandjones>	my teacher says that reading novels attracts girls
<Winterreise>	ugly nerdy girls
<Winterreise>	let's make a scale, here.
<Winterreise>	Ugly nerdy girls > nerdy girls > dumb girls > 'average' girls > hot gaming girls > athletic girls > athletic smart gaming girls > my gf
<dmac154>	I really don't think there is an 'all-in-one' package available for girls
<Winterreise>	INCORRECT
<anandjones>	there is just pick them up at the local brothel

Amusing.

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Winterreise>	She will never know of RomUlation.
	<dmac154>	I vote yes
	<Winterreise>	This isn't a democracy...
	<Winterreise>	Go read the topic/
	<Airsoft>	o rly?
	<anandjones>	orally?
	<anandjones>	i mean o rly?

 

Lol, nolan doing a self-own

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<NolanDS> i <3 romulation
<@anandjones> what
<NolanDS> best site EVER
<NolanDS> im downloading guitar hero now...
<@anandjones> hows the porn nolan
<NolanDS> im sorta addicted to it...
<|AOW|Wyvr> O.o
<|AOW|Wyvr> <@anandjones> hows the porn nolan
<|AOW|Wyvr> <NolanDS> im sorta addicted to it...
<NolanDS> ..after i played frets on fire
<|AOW|Wyvr> lol irc memories!
<NolanDS> oops...
* NolanDS swears in silence
<@anandjones> do it

Happy anand?

Nolan = fgghjjkll

 

Haha, totally got him on that one.

 

put the two bolded text together

 

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lol @ addicted 2 porn...
heres somethin else...

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[22:33]	<Judge>	hmmm
[22:33]	<Judge>	who was guilty again?
[22:33]	<ManfredVonKarma>	FUTURELINK!
[22:33]	<Judge>	o yeah
[22:33]	<Judge>	futurelink
[22:33]	<futurelink>	hai
[22:33]	<futurelink>	wakarimasu?
[22:34]	<ManfredVonKarma>	for throwing a plasma grenade at assasin!
[22:34]	<futurelink>	oh
[22:34]	<futurelink>	iieeee!
[22:34]	<Judge>	you can begin your cross-examination on the witness mafred
[22:34]	<futurelink>	ah fux
[22:34]	<ManfredVonKarma>	YOU DID IT!
[22:34]	<futurelink>	i plead guilty
[22:34]	<futurelink>	but
[22:34]	<ManfredVonKarma>	DIE
[22:34]	<futurelink>	i also plead driven to insanity
[22:34]	<Judge>	what
[22:34]	<ManfredVonKarma>	RAWR!
[22:34]	<Judge>	hmmm
[22:34]	<futurelink>	he made me do it
[22:34]	<ManfredVonKarma>	who?
[22:34]	<futurelink>	i was too stressed
[22:34]	<Judge>	IS THAT TRUE!!!
[22:35]	<ManfredVonKarma>	who made you?
[22:35]	<futurelink>	HE KEPT SHOOTING AT ME MAN
[22:35]	<Judge>	who made you do it
[22:35]	<futurelink>	assassin!!!
[22:35]	<ManfredVonKarma>	oh
[22:35]	* futurelink	points
[22:35]	<Judge>	who is assassin
[22:35]	<Judge>	the only one i know is assasin
[22:35]	<futurelink>	well he ran off now
[22:35]	<ManfredVonKarma>	he's making false accusations
[22:35]	<ManfredVonKarma>	your honour
[22:35]	<Judge>	is that true future
[22:35]	<ManfredVonKarma>	I SAID IT!
[22:36]	<futurelink>	i tell no lies!
[22:36]	<ManfredVonKarma>	SO IT'S TRUE!
[22:36]	<futurelink>	unless... NO I NOT LIE
[22:36]	<Judge>	if it is i see no other option then declare the defendant assasin NOT GUILTY
[22:36]	<futurelink>	oh ghay.
[22:36]	* futurelink	runs out of the court room with an m16
[22:36]	<futurelink>	GET AWAY FROM ME
[22:36]	<Judge>	SHIT
[22:36]	<Judge>	HIDE!!
[22:36]	<ManfredVonKarma>	hey, futurelink is the defendant
[22:36]	<Judge>	FUCK IM OUT
[22:36]	<futurelink>	ile blow ur brains out kents!!!
[22:36]	<futurelink>	i told you i was nits!!
[22:36]	<Judge>	*takes a jetpack and flies to the sky*
[22:37]	<futurelink>	nuts
[22:37]	<ManfredVonKarma>	I object to everything you might do
[22:37]	=-=	Judge is now known as Assasin
[22:37]	* futurelink	sprays bullets into the air
[22:37]	<Assasin>	DIE FUTURE
[22:37]	<futurelink>	oh fuck!
[22:37]	<Assasin>	*kamehameHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[22:37]	* futurelink	fires @ assassin
[22:37]	<futurelink>	oh shitz
[22:37]	<ManfredVonKarma>	RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWR!
[22:37]	<futurelink>	HAIDOKENNNNNNNNNN!!!!!
[22:37]	<futurelink>	========))))))))
[22:37]	<Assasin>	SOMEHING!!
[22:37]	<Assasin>	BIG BANG KAMEHAMEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[22:37]	<futurelink>	========))))))))((((((((==========
[22:38]	<ManfredVonKarma>	OODAMA RASENGAAAAAN!
[22:38]	<futurelink>	========))))))))))))))(((======
[22:38]	<ManfredVonKarma>	hah
[22:38]	<Assasin>	100x BIG BAAAANG KAAAAAMEEEEEHAAAAMEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[22:38]	<Assasin>	your dead
[22:38]	<ManfredVonKarma>	RAIKIRI!
[22:38]	* futurelink	summons a spirit bomb
[22:38]	<Assasin>	Chocolate beam
[22:38]	<futurelink>	then a spiritomb for good measure
[22:38]	<ManfredVonKarma>	shiznits
[22:38]	<Assasin>	haha future link is a chocolate cooky
[22:38]	<futurelink>	lool
[22:38]	<futurelink>	nooo
[22:38]	<Assasin>	aaaw hes so cute
[22:38]	<futurelink>	wheres boo
[22:38]	<ManfredVonKarma>	eat him!
[22:38]	<futurelink>	oh shiT
[22:39]	<Assasin>	when he isnt holding a spirit bomb
[22:39]	<Assasin>	*eats futurlink*
[22:39]	* futurelink	launched sporit bomb
[22:39]	<Assasin>	bleeeehhh
[22:39]	<Assasin>	what
[22:39]	<futurelink>	in youor mouth!
[22:39]	<Assasin>	but your a cookAAAAAHHH
[22:39]	<Assasin>	*dead*
[22:39]	<futurelink>	im not a kookaaburrra m8
[22:39]	<futurelink>	:P
[22:39]	=-=	Assasin is now known as Judge
[22:39]	<futurelink>	wo0tz
[22:39]	<ManfredVonKarma>	RAWR
[22:39]	<futurelink>	i win :F
[22:39]	<Judge>	kaMehaMEhAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[22:40]	<Judge>	haha futurelink
[22:40]	<ManfredVonKarma>	CHIDORIIIIIIIII!
[22:40]	<Judge>	you didnt expect that
[22:40]	<Judge>	shit
[22:40]	|<--	Solus has left irc.imperium.ca (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.81 [Firefox 2.0.0.16/2008070205])
[22:40]	<futurelink>	what
[22:40]	<futurelink>	oh
[22:40]	<futurelink>	dang
[22:40]	* futurelink	dies
[22:40]	<Judge>	lol
[22:40]	<Judge>	yes
[22:40]	<Judge>	now its me and manfred
[22:40]	* futurelink	explodes like when you kill a worm in worms ... and damages judge
[22:40]	<ManfredVonKarma>	kewl
[22:40]	<Judge>	shit
[22:40]	<Judge>	100--->57
[22:40]	<ManfredVonKarma>	I object to that damage!
[22:41]	<Judge>	fuck you furutelink

 

lol i was the judge/assasin

 

And my greatness was Manfred! Hehe!