OFFICIAL IRC MEMORIES TOPIC - post all the funny shit that happens in irc here

Hahaha

 

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<Reider> I'll be dead by then so I won't give a shit
<lk> from heart failure
<lk> you're so fucking fat
<Reider> Yeah, heart failure
<Fenrir> lk will die from choking on a fat cock
<lk> AT LEAST ILL DIE DOING WHAT I LOVE

 

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<Elymasti> Looks like there's gonna be a fight between a bitch and somebody with a brain on the forums now.
<lk> ooo
<lk> link
<Elymasti> http://forum.romulation.net/index.php?topic=59219.msg1393892#msg1393892
<Elymasti> Heh
<lk> is the game in that thread any good
<Elymasti> No idea
<Elymasti> Haven't played it yet
<Elymasti> I guess it's supposed to be a strategy RPG of some sort
<lk> i dont know whos side im supposed to be on
<lk> seems they just have a difference in opinion on formatting
<Elymasti> Aeither is the anal one
<lk> no
<lk> no
<lk> the format keeps it neat
<lk> and tidy
<Elymasti> Like, he reported one of my posts for linking jonezy boy's forum anal.
<Elymasti> Because "This place is supposed to be private!"
<lk> dont link to other forums
<Elymasti> I love you lk
<lk> you are breaking the rules!
<lk> i know
<Elymasti> I'm gonna shit on your chest
<lk> no, but really
<lk> sylar's thread
<lk> feels messy
<Elymasti> He said he'd fix it up
<lk> tell him he needs to fix it now
<lk> ill just incite anger
<Elymasti> Pretty sure he doesn't even take you seriously anymore.
<lk> im hungry
<Elymasti> http://forum.romulation.net/index.php?action=profile;u=1569650
<Elymasti> You can get mad about this instead.
<lk> no
<Elymasti> Do it
<lk> why
<lk> his name breaks the rules
<Elymasti> I changed it to that
<Elymasti> Fucking Bueurns
<Dino> lol
<Dino> rawr diablo servers won't let me sign in...
<lk> good
<Elymasti> Guess that's what you get for going with shitty Diablo
<Dino> it's not shitty
<lk> shoulda got torchlight 2 you shit head!
<Dino> just overwhelmed with people trying to play it
<lk> Reider
<lk> this forum is fun
<Elymasti> Sorry, pretty much obligated to call anything you touch shitty.
<lk> hey
<lk> where did his thread go
<lk> uh oh
<Elymasti> It's your dino thing
<lk> hes not gonna be happy
<Dino> k
<Elymasti> You turn everything to shit and such
<lk> yeah
<lk> i get it Reider
<Elymasti> I still like you though
<Elymasti> You piece of shit
<lk> the butthurt is strong in this one
<Elymasti> Which forum?
<Elymasti> I blew that extra one up
<Elymasti> He fixed the formatting
<Elymasti> So now I don't give a shit
<lk> reported
<lk> where did my post go
<lk> fuck you
<Elymasti> You would
<lk> you a son of a bitch
<Elymasti> Yet you always talk about how you sleep with that bitch

 

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20:36	Elymasti	OH YEAH E3 IS SO GREAT
20:36	lk	        fuck you
20:36	Elymasti	But, but
20:36	Elymasti	We found goats for you...
20:37		*** Standroid joined #romulation
20:37	lk	        your fascination with goats is weird
20:37	lk	        faggot
20:37	Standroid	wow
20:37	Standroid	rude
20:37	Elymasti	hahahaha
20:37	Standroid	I think goats are cool
20:38	Elymasti	That made me laugh harder than it should have.

 

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<lk> i have to poop
<daedalus> you're face is gay
<Elymasti> *your
<lk> YOU ARE FACE IS GAY
<Dino> lol
<daedalus> it's still gay
<daedalus> regardless
<lk> he is saying you are facepoppies
<lk> and your face is gay
<daedalus> !
<Dino> be nice to FacePoppies 
<Dino> he's dealing with his gayness in his own way
<Elymasti> He puts up with a lot of shit.
<Elymasti> On his dick
<daedalus> oooooooo
<daedalus> lol
<Dino> yeah he sure puts up with a lot of assholes
<lk> ewww
<lk> but sex
<lk> you could say
<lk> hes a FAGGOT
<lk> am i doing it right
<Dino> no

 

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<FacePoppies> last night I had a dream where I was hardcore making out with this sexy older woman who I think was like a goddess or something
 <Soluri> That should be totally ookaaay
 <lk> oh well then its legal
 <FacePoppies> so I start going down on her, right?
 <Soluri> Yeah, that's what I thought.
 [Reider] And she has dick
 <Primus> hah hah
 <FacePoppies> and then, in my dream, I woke up and I was licking a pillow, and I was like WHAT THE HELL?!
 <FacePoppies> and then I woke up for real
 <Soluri> Hahaha
 <FacePoppies> so I had a dream about having a dream about going down on a woman
 <Primus> that would be one dry vagoo
 <FacePoppies> I can't even get any in my dreams
 <lk> lol
 <FacePoppies> we should keep talking so that little story isn't just floating there
 <Primus> someone +m the channel quick!

 

I'm surprised that wasn't Dino. That last bit is something I expect from him.

 

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<lk> actual hair
<lk> on the top of the human body
<lk> what kind do you prefer
<Sarra> on guys? not too short, not too long
<Sarra> idk
<Sarra> what about you?
<lk> i prefer men with with short hair

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<Dino> i'm curious as to what'd happen if i got cedric
<Dino> because he hates me
<Fenrir> lol
<Dino> for no real reason
<Fenrir> you're his competition for being the awkward guy that hits on girls
<Fenrir> of course he hates you
<Dino> i'm so much better than him at it

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<lk> internet is boring
<Reider> Go do something else then.
<Fenrir> haha Reider you're funny
<Reider> Funny haha or funny go die in a fire you fucking faggot?
<Fenrir> yes
<Reider> Great

 

Shameless post so there's no need for editing.

 

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21:35	Primus	I smoke while pouring gas
21:35	Primus	its open flame that causes it to blow
21:35	Primus	myth busters proved it
21:35	Dino	still
21:36	Primus	still prolly dumb though
21:36	lk	lol
21:36	Dino	dropping a cherry in wouldn't be good either
21:36	lk	i like to pump the gas into my mouth
21:36	lk	then into the tank
21:36	lk	through urination
21:36	Primus	lol
21:36	Primus	at the same time
21:37		*** Standroid joined #romulation
21:38	Primus	for extra fun do it backwards
21:39	lk	into the anus and out the mouth
21:39	lk	i do a handstand while doing it at the gas station
21:39	lk	i put on quite the show
21:39	lk	the police wont taze me either cause they're worried about fire
21:40	Primus	you win, I have nothing I can add to that mental image

 

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<Sarra> time for porn

 

I knew it.

 

ooooold

 

wat.

Spoiler

OH, I SEE NOW!

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Women never seem to understand the importance of Bacon

 

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<iLawr> Funny that Dino is taller than all of his friends because all of his friends are vastly taller than me
<iLawr> I will be 5'3" or 4" for the rest of my miserable life
<Dino> wow
<Dino> you short
<Dmac> lol shit tier height
<Sarra> how tall are you dino
<Dino> 6'1"
<iLawr> Yeah dino
<iLawr> I'm in the middle of both threshholds
<iLawr> Not too short for special attention and not tall enough to get any girls 
<littlekill> Lawr
<littlekill> you and me bro
<littlekill> are the same height
<Lawr> wait wtf
<Lawr> Why am I on my phone
* iLawr has quit (Client exited)
<Dino> lol
<Lawr> Yeah I'm not short enough for special attention but not tall enough for females to take me seriously

 

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* silkshot has quit (Quit: <censored> YOU WANKERS!)
<Gus> he likes us
<gaynorvader> i think so

 

I miss Gus.

 

I most certainly do.

 

He was on Irc recently