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Re: IRC Memories - Because the memories there are better.


<Dino> im prettier than all of you combined
<venom> oh baby
<venom> You need your sex hair back man
<Sektor> Gay ass washroom photo for your pleasure.
<venom> I miss them pretty hair
<Sektor> I know.
<Sektor> I might grow it.
<Sarra> aw sektor looks innocent
<Trouble> That's like you saying you're the smartest person in the special olympics Dino.
<Sektor> But chicks say my short hair is nice.
<Sektor> My mommy does too.
<Dino> Trouble: kinda


Dino is prettier than everybody.

 

Re: IRC Memories - Because the memories there are better.

It's true

 

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[06:17pm] *** as214 has joined #RomUlation
[06:17pm] <Sektor> We're going to have sex.
[06:17pm] <Sektor> Right now.
[06:17pm] <Joben> I'm so sorry
[06:17pm] <as214> hi
[06:17pm] <as214> how is everyone..
[06:17pm] <Gus> HELLO
[06:17pm] <Sektor> HI.
[06:17pm] <Gus> I AM FINE
[06:17pm] <as214> hey..
[06:17pm] <as214> please no caps..
[06:17pm] <Sektor> HOW ARE YOU.
[06:17pm] <as214> its kinda annoying
[06:17pm] <as214> I'm good
[06:17pm] <Sektor> DO THE CAPS HURT YOU?
[06:17pm] <Joben> OH IS THAT RIGHT
[06:17pm] <as214> nope
[06:17pm] <as214> lol
[06:17pm] <as214> its cool
[06:17pm] <Sektor> OH.
[06:17pm] <as214> just joking
[06:17pm] <Sektor> COOL.
[06:17pm] <Gus> SORRY ALL OUR CAPLOCKS BROKE AT THE SAME TIME
[06:17pm] <as214> lolololol
[06:17pm] <Sektor> EVERYONE HERE IS STUCK ON CAPS
[06:17pm] <as214> AHAHAHAH
[06:18pm] <daedalus> HEY GUYS WHATS GOING ON IN HERE
[06:18pm] <Trouble> MY CAPS LOCK IS JAMMED
[06:18pm] <as214> idk
[06:18pm] <daedalus> OH IS IT CAPS TIME
[06:18pm] <Gus> i think i fixED IT
[06:18pm] <Gus> OH DAMN
[06:18pm] * Dmac goes back to sleep
[06:18pm] <Sektor> GUYS.
[06:18pm] <Sektor> HOW LONG DOES CAPS TIME GO FOR?
[06:18pm] <as214> ...
[06:18pm] * daedalus is now known as DAEDALUS
[06:18pm] <Trouble> FOREVER
[06:18pm] <as214> buy a new keyboard
[06:18pm] <as214>
[06:18pm] <DAEDALUS> SWEET
[06:18pm] <Gus> 23 HOURS AND 45 MINUTES
[06:18pm] * Sektor is now known as SEKTOR
[06:18pm] <SEKTOR> SHIT MY NAME IS CAPPED TOO.
[06:18pm] <as214> CAPS LOCK IS FOREVER
[06:18pm] * Trouble is now known as TROUBLE
[06:18pm] <as214> OH NOOOOO
[06:18pm] <as214> 2012 IS COMIGN
[06:18pm] <TROUBLE> OH DAMN GUYS
[06:18pm] <as214> ITS THE CAPSLOCK VIRUS
[06:19pm] <as214> AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[06:19pm] <as214>
[06:19pm] <TROUBLE> FAKER
[06:19pm] *** as214 has left IRC (Quit: IRC webchat at *external link*)
[06:19pm] <Gus> :d
[06:19pm] <DAEDALUS> lol

 

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20:06 Joben I think jelly is a girls thing isn't it?
20:06 +++ ChanServ has given halfop to Joben

 

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15:49 FacePoppies yeah
15:49 FacePoppies and what the fuck is yoshi's egg
15:49 FacePoppies that sounds awful
15:49 FacePoppies yoshi's menstrual waste

 

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23:00:43		*** Inunah joined #romulation [email protected] 
23:01:46		*** darkdays joined #romulation [email protected] 
23:01:56	        Littlekill	Inunah i think your mom wants me
23:03:22		*** Inunah left #romulation [email protected] 

 

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[20:48] <~Seph> !8ball should I ban Honey_Badger?
[20:48] <Rainom> It is likely
[20:48] <venom> Obviously!
[20:48] * Seph sets mode: +b *!*@*.9E6DB9F6.33D7B68B.IP
[20:48] * You were kicked by Seph (it is so)

 

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*** Chat8171 ([email protected]) has joined #romulation
 <Chat8171> any one intrested in datin??
 <FacePoppies> yeah
 <FacePoppies> I'll hump your fag sausage so hard you poop blood for the rest of your life which will be short because I give you butt tumor with my gay missile
 <Chat8171> m lookin for female
 <FacePoppies> female here
 <Chat8171> can i have ur pin???
 * FacePoppies I pull ur pants off
 <Chat8171> ya but i need ur pin
 <Chat8171> can i have it ???
 * FacePoppies I take off ur underwear omg ur penis is right there
 * FacePoppies I pull out my penis and we touch
 <Chat8171> ur pin
 * FacePoppies ur pinus is smaller then mine but I dont care cause i like it
 <Chat8171> will u give me ur pin
 * FacePoppies I put ur pinus head against my pinus head and push my forskin up over ur pinus head and we rock back to forth gentle
 [Reider] ...
 [Reider] I've got nothing
 <FacePoppies> give him ur pin reider
 [Reider] I think you've given him more than a mouthful.
*** Chat8171 ([email protected]) has quit IRC [Quit: Chatmosphere for Blackberry]

 

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...that sounded like this guy I knew that listened to ICP and drank faygo all day...

 

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<Lawr> I'm so gay for you, Petey

 

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WAT

 

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Code:

22:37	Reider	You're a bit late to the party
22:37	Trouble	A bit?
22:37	Joben	A bit.
22:37	Littlekill	hey
22:37	Littlekill	i got one
22:37	Littlekill	SHUT UP REIDER
22:37	Littlekill	there
22:37	Reider	It'd be a byte if he was a couple minutes later
22:37	Joben	lol
22:37	Reider	Hey
22:38	Joben	Littlekill makes me giggle
22:38	Reider	I've got one better
22:38		*** Littlekill was kicked by Reider (EAT SHIT)
22:38		*** Littlekill joined #RomUlation
22:38	Littlekill	wow how mature you fat cow
22:38	FemmeFatale	lol
22:38	Omega_2	That's the RomU I remember
22:38	Reider	Fuck you shortstack
22:38	Littlekill	hows it like being so fat mr fat
22:38	Littlekill	how about you and trouble bump bellies
22:38	Littlekill	fat fucks
22:38	Reider	Hows it feel being eye level with everybody's assholes
22:39	Littlekill	smelly
22:39	Reider	Bet it smells great down there
22:39	Littlekill	hows it feel being so fat that you gotta roll around to get anywhere
22:39	Trouble	QUIT PUTTING ME IN YOUR INSULTS YOU BASTARD
22:39	Littlekill	fat
22:39	Reider	hows it feel being so short you need an adult to hold your hand to go anywhere
22:39	Joben	Reider has just been
22:39	Honey_Badger	why is everyone being mean?
22:39	Joben	HURT FEELINGS AND BUTT RANGED
22:40	FemmeFatale	littlekill is killing me here
22:40	Joben	go drink ur moms bredt milk u fart commander
22:40	Littlekill	hows it feel when you roll into the bathroom to take a shit only to get stuck in the hallway
22:40	Joben	lol
22:40	Trouble	lol
22:40	Littlekill	then you shit all over yourself
22:40	Reider	hows it feel being so small you get kidnapped by pedophiles?
22:41	Littlekill	i make a lot of friends that way
22:41	Trouble	I love pissing contests.
22:41	Reider	I love pissing on you
22:41	Trouble	So sexy.
22:42	Littlekill	hows it feel to be so fat that you are just SO FAT FUCK YOU FAGGOT
22:42	Joben	lol
22:42	Reider	Hows it feel being so short that you get mistaken for grumpy?
22:42	FemmeFatale	omg
22:43	darkdays	now now kids
22:43	Littlekill	HOWS IT FEEL TO BE SO FAT THAT DARKDAYS IS FUCKING STUPID
22:43	Trouble	That's why darkdays is so dumb?
22:43	Trouble	Holy shit.
22:43	Reider	HOWS IT FEEL TO BE SO SHORT THAT DARKDAYS LIKES THE COCK
22:43	Littlekill	Reider's girth explains most problems in the world
22:43	Joben	I wonder what it's like being so fat you can hide things under your breasts
22:43	Joben	lol
22:43	Littlekill	like chicken
22:44	Littlekill	and more fat
22:44	Littlekill	Reider just eats fat
22:44	Joben	I've seen people ask for just chicken skin at kfc
22:44	Littlekill	wow
22:45	Reider	Littlekill isn't allowed to ride any of the adult rides at the amusement park.
22:45	Joben	And then argue with them when they don't do it
22:45	Bueurns	This conversation made me laugh
22:45	Bueurns	So much
22:45	Littlekill	Reider is only allowed at Sea World, they stick him in the tank with the whales
22:45	Littlekill	he floods the place
22:45	Bueurns	haha
22:46	Reider	Littlekill always gets a kid's menu at every restaurant he goes to.
22:46	Joben	Me too
22:46	Joben	I love to color
22:46	Littlekill	Reider always goes into the kitchen and eats the chef
22:46	Joben	lol
22:46	Bueurns	What I think of Reider:
22:46	Reider	Dude
22:46	Reider	Sektor works in a kitchen
22:46	Omega_2	is that why you show up with colors in your teeth?
22:46	Joben	I am offended by that comic Bueurns
22:46	Reider	Why the hell would I eat somebody like him?
22:46	Omega_2	cansir
22:46	Littlekill	for the ball cancer
22:47	Reider	Oh right

 

Re: IRC Memories - Because the memories there are better.

I believe that is one of my favourite moments as well

 

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<Petey> hmm
<Petey> fuck
<Petey> none of you nigs work out
<Littlekill> i do
<Littlekill> so does Face
<Petey> i know you don't
<Petey> Face mostly lifts
<Littlekill> i do
<Petey> what do you do
<Littlekill> i stretch my legs out, lean back and move my fingers rapidly like this
<Petey> you are an idiot
<Littlekill> or a genius

 

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It seems the only good things that happen in IRC anymore are because of me

 

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Ofc

WHY IS THERE A NETSPLIT AGAIN

 

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<tehuber1337> Porn destroys lives
<Dino> porn improves lives
<Honey_Badger> yea
<TroubleDS> Someone said that women wouldn't be accepting of my viewing of pornographic videos. Is this gentleman correct, just stupid, or does he have an underlying message about society's dependence on oxygen?
<Honey_Badger> it's gives jobs to men and women
<Dino> tehuber1337: how is porn destroying my life?
<tehuber1337> Have you ever had sex, Dino?

 

Re: IRC Memories - Because the memories there are better.

Nice one Dino