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Re: IRC Memories - Because the memories there are better.

http://bash.org/?695394

;-;

 

Re: IRC Memories - Because the memories there are better.

I'm still pissed that "Fingers on the Foot" was never accepted.

 

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03:43:47: <babydriz> I think we should move on
03:43:51: <dino> hell i yelled at my mom on the phone today
03:43:53: <babydriz> and find something new to complain about
03:43:55: <Joben> You're kind of a fucking idiot to be talking about this again
03:44:00: <Joben> Whoever started
03:44:13: <Justin> i love android btw
03:44:26: <Fenrir> I do too, babydriz
03:44:41: <dino> Joben: i started
03:44:56: <dino> because why not
03:44:58: <Fenrir> let's talk about the garbage collectors fucking up setting trash bins down
03:44:59: <Justin> Dino, you got a smartphone?
03:45:06: <dino> Justin: yeah i have a desire
03:45:15: <Justin> Fenrir: THEY FUCKED UP MY LID ON MY TRASH CAN!
03:45:23: <Littlekill> SHUT THE FUCK UP
03:45:31: <Justin> Dino: Coo! i got a droid X. fucking hate how motorola locks shit down though.
03:45:36: <Justin> NO U
03:45:49: <Littlekill> are you still with your girlfriend
03:45:57: <babydriz> when you live in a trash can
03:45:59: <babydriz> this shit is a big deal
03:46:01: <Justin> that was like 3 years ago lmao
03:46:09: <Littlekill> so is that a no
03:46:13: <Oscar> THEY DINGED MY HOUSE

 

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<Fenrir> tehuber1337
<Fenrir> we're sending you poptarts
<tehuber1337> Fenrir
<tehuber1337> I'm sending you mailbombs
<Fenrir> we're packaging the poptarts with mortal kombat
<Fenrir> so you have something to play while you eat them
<Fenrir> also jail
<tehuber1337> I'm packaging the mailbombs with anthrax
<Honey_Badger> have you been to Cinnabon?
<tehuber1337> So you have something to eat while you die

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* Reider ([email protected]) has joined #romulation
* ChanServ gives channel operator status to Reider
<Reider> Hi fags
<Seph> What about the rest of us?
<Littlekill> indeed
<Littlekill> how rude
<Reider> Alright, alright
<Reider> Hello jizzbag and cockmongler.
<daedalus> mighty nice of you to include everyone

 

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[09:54pm] <Petey_iPhone4_> For that I shall stay on for a bit longer
[09:54pm] <Petey_iPhone4_> Thx 4 p3ptalk
[09:56pm] <+Dino> i like how it takes you longer to type like a retard on your ipad than it does normally
[09:57pm] <Littlekill> be nice
[09:57pm] <Littlekill> maaaan
[09:58pm] <Petey_iPhone4_> Just 4 u
[09:58pm] <Petey_iPhone4_> How do u know I'm not on my phone
[09:58pm] <Petey_iPhone4_> Aka my android device
[09:58pm] <Littlekill> your crazy name

 

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<@Reider> Seph: My pleasure
<Littlekill> Seph isnt here
<Littlekill> LOL WHAT AN IDIOT
* Reider sets mode: +b Littlekill!*@*




Remnoca played no part in anything

 

Re: IRC Memories - Because the memories there are better.

He did say to do what I want before I left however.

 

Re: IRC Memories - Because the memories there are better.

That explains...EVERYTHING

 

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15:57	Remnoca	WHAT what are cuticles?
15:58	Honey_Bager	it's a part of your fingernail
15:58	Littlekill	look at your nail
15:58	Sarra	the bits of skin on your nails
15:58	Littlekill	the skin like part
15:58	Littlekill	where your nail begins
15:58	Honey_Bager	also known as Eponychium
15:59	Fenrir	congratulations, Mr.Wikipedia
16:00	Honey_Bager	fuck you

 

Re: IRC Memories - Because the memories there are better.

we should have his name changed to Mr.Wikipedia

 

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23:08	Fenrir    http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkch0i5KE01qbnvpao1_400.jpg wat
23:10	Littlekill	dont fuck with me like that
23:10	Fenrir	lol
23:10	Joben	haha
23:11	Honey_Badger	 http://i.imgur.com/zqyqd.jpg
23:11	Honey_Badger	earth looks better that way
23:11		*** darkdays quit (Quit: )
23:12	Littlekill	pretty interesting
23:12	Littlekill	we could flip it that way
23:12	Littlekill	and everything would be the same pretty much
23:12	Littlekill	space would still look the same
23:13	Honey_Badger	yup
23:13	Littlekill	just mirrored
23:13	Omega_2	it's space, what would you expect
23:13	Honey_Badger	magnetic north doesn't need to up
23:13	Honey_Badger	to be*
23:13	Littlekill	we very well could of easilly called that south
23:14	Joben	we very well could call you a FAGGOT
23:14	Omega_2	clearly, you're holding that compass wrong 
23:15	Honey_Badger	what's wrong with being a faggot joben?
23:15	Honey_Badger	there's nothing wrong with homosexuals
23:15	Fenrir	is there another kind of joben?

 

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[00:19] [Reider] Story time!
[00:19] [Reider] So, I'm sitting here eating a klondike bar and the fucking thing explodes all over my hand.
[00:20] <Omega_2> goddamned trap snacks
[00:20] [Reider] I'm licking the vanilla ice cream off and my mother comes in and she sees me licking the ice cream off and she also sees a chick in a bikini on the monitor.
[00:20] <Fenrir> the fucking thing?
[00:20] <Anbu15> Reider: you didn't do enough for a klondike bar.
[00:20] <Omega_2> lol
[00:20] <Fenrir> is that what you were doing for a klondike bar?
[00:20] <Fenrir> oh
[00:20] <Fenrir> oh god
[00:20] <Anbu15> lmao.
[00:20] <Fenrir> I think I can see where this is going
[00:21] <Fenrir> did your mom lick it off for you
[00:21] [Reider] She didn't say anything.
[00:21] <Fenrir> and act all disappointed when it wasn't semen?
[00:21] [Reider] Just turned around and left.
[00:21] <Fenrir> ABOUT FACE
[00:21] <Omega_2> "ok, fuck this."
[00:21] [Reider] I'm laughing about it too hard to bother correcting her.

 

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20:45	Fenrir	 oh look it's littlekill http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llvbi7U4Pp1qcecwvo1_500.jpg
20:46	Sarra	HAHA
20:46	Sarra	oh fenrir
20:47	Littlekill	so pretty
20:47	Honey_Badger	oh fenrir, please cum on my breasts

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19:55	FacePoppies	I had a great idea for a book
19:55	Fenrir	oh yeah
19:55	Metris	Nah, I only read faces <3
19:55	Fenrir	you have a shotgunner somewhere
19:55	Rem	There's so many factors that change thing, it's like the chaos theory.
19:55	daedalus	and 6 enemies
19:55	Fenrir	get him in that room
19:55	daedalus	well i tried
19:55	Fenrir	because you'll need him
19:55	Joben	that's why they're so annoying Rem 
19:55	Fenrir	try harder lol
19:55	FacePoppies	check this out: two bros do an epic high five that's so powerful that the shockwaves change history
19:56	Metris	That's the idea for the book? My advice; Don't write it.
19:56	FacePoppies	like, the scene jumps back to world war two, where hitler and churchill are meeting, and things are tense, and hitler does his hiel hitler thing and suddenly churchill feels the shockwave and high fives hitler
19:56	FacePoppies	ww2 is ended and europe is united in brodom
19:56	Fenrir	FacePoppies: is this like, a Captain Underpants book?
19:56	FacePoppies	no it's a serious book
19:57	Joben	I'll just stick my penis into my own butt hole
19:57	Fenrir	you just talked about churchill high fiving hitler
19:57	FacePoppies	yeah
19:57	Fenrir	it doesn't sound like a serious book
19:57	FacePoppies	it's very serious
19:57	FacePoppies	it explores the nature of time and how history is as much a part of the present as the present is a part of tomorrow
19:58	FacePoppies	right now, there are hitlers high fiving churchills in 20 different universes
19:58	Joben	i bet there's a universe where hitler is a cool guy
19:58	Lawr	  I want to go to Universe Prime
19:58	Joben	fighting dinosaurs and evil gorillas
19:58	Lawr	  and change everything
19:58	FacePoppies	oh that's definitely happening
19:59	FacePoppies	there's a universe where gorillas have mastered the high five before mankind and are now the dominant species

 

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20:49	Dino	i like how the fork goes right into the scrotum

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<Omega_2> how does organic vodka?
<Rem> POTATO

 

Re: IRC Memories - Because the memories there are better.

Well it was the first thing I noticed on the Goatse cake, other than the fact that it was a Goatse cake...

 

Re: IRC Memories - Because the memories there are better.

goatse is disgusting. Goatse cake is confusing.

 

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[20:14] <SwissArmyFork> What the FUCK was that?
[20:14] <Primus> whoops
[20:14] <Primus> lol
[20:14] <Littlekill> BAH
[20:14] <SwissArmyFork> Oh
[20:14] * Petey_iPhone4_ ([email protected]) has joined #RomUlation
[20:14] <Omega_2> So, meat in innernets tubes = bad
[20:14] <SwissArmyFork> Okay.
[20:14] <Primus> apprently "..." is not a valid spamfilter
[20:14] <Primus> and means ban everyone

also this

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17:55	daedalus	lol did dino find a gf?
17:56	Fenrir	no
17:56	Fenrir	why do you ask?
17:56	daedalus	starsia sure does seem to be interested
17:56	Fenrir	that's Primus' girlfriend
17:56	Fenrir	of seven years
17:56	daedalus	oooooooh
17:56	daedalus	lol
17:56	daedalus	oops

 

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	*** Athemoe joined #romulation
00:07	Athemoe	k bai. wish me luck n.n
00:07		*** Athemoe quit (Quit: -a- Android IRC 1.8.19)
00:07	Jobe	the fuck
00:07	Dino|Mibbit	what the shit was the point of that?
00:08	Fenrir	seriously
00:08	Fenrir	what was that
00:08	Reider	She wanted Joben to wish her luck?
00:09	Jobe	the fuck

 

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17:49	FemmeFatale	dino
17:49	FemmeFatale	you don't want to start a poke war with me ok
17:49	FemmeFatale	it won't end well
17:49	Omega_2	yes he does
17:50	Fenrir	challenge accepted
17:51	Petey_iPhone4_	Hehe
17:51	FemmeFatale	not you aswell
17:51	Petey_iPhone4_	Finger time!!
17:54	FemmeFatale	oh dear god no

 

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<FacePoppies> also, this is a victory for all men
<FacePoppies> because Casey Anthony's life has been ruined beyond repair by the media no matter if she's guilty or not
<FacePoppies> which means she'll inevitably turn to porn

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<Blitzen> Gus, you're the original hipster
<Blitzen> I have a question
<Gus> huh
<Blitzen> Thoughts on Nick Cave?
<Gus> who
<Blitzen> argh why the fuck
* Gus has quit (Quit: :D)
<Sarra> ehheh
<Dino> lol
<Blitzen> Sonofabitch