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WTF?

 

shit happens, mds

 

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[18:52]	<tehuber|eee>	This salsa says "refrigerate after opening", but I didn't
[18:52]	<tehuber|eee>	Still good y/n?
[18:52]	|<--	AdamC has left irc.imperium.ca (Ping timeout)
[18:54]	<tehuber|eee>	Well screw you, I'm eating it anyway

 

he better have eaten it, it'll go bad if he thinks he can just store it for an indefinite period of time

 

Still some left over...

 

you run the risk of it going bad within a couple of days; aka lots of 'Throne Time'

 

I opened it a while ago, though...I don't remember if you were there when I was asking Tam how to open the damn jar, but yeah =/

 

I think I was there,.

 

Mag` and Littlekill, they are made for each other.

 

LK´s SELLING SPREE

 

<facepoppies> I have a baby slingshot in my back yard
<facepoppies> so I can quickly make a girlfriend's baby somebody else's baby

 

Caution, is huge!

Spoiler

02:19 Dino tell me tehuber1337!
02:19 JazzyBunny there is nothing else
02:19 AwayC hookers?
02:19 Dino or ill taunt you with more poptarts
02:19 Omega_2 Dino: do eet
02:19 AwayC Mmm
02:19 AwayC I should go make some poptarts
02:19 JazzyBunny ok who doesn't have poptarts?
02:19 Omega_2 pastries
02:19 AwayC right now
02:19 tehuber1337 I think one of my bogan friends went to Thailand
02:19 AwayC right now
02:19 Dino just tehuber1337
02:19 JazzyBunny ok tehuber
02:19 Omega_2 JazzyBunny: all of aussieland
02:19 JazzyBunny do you want poptarts?
02:19 tehuber1337 He regaled me with tales of weirdass strip clubs
02:19 tehuber1337 Hell yes I do
02:19 Omega_2 they have to import them
02:20 JazzyBunny ok on RomU pm me a list
02:20 AwayC Hmm
02:20 JazzyBunny of the flavors you want
02:20 AwayC TehUber
02:20 tehuber1337 10xeverything
02:20 AwayC George found a shop
02:20 AwayC you know
02:20 JazzyBunny and lol
02:20 tehuber1337 No need for a list
02:20 AwayC GenocideGeorge
02:20 Omega_2 lol, tehuber's going to get a care package
02:20 Dino ive offered to send him poptarts too
02:20 JazzyBunny listen I can send you some
02:20 AwayC he found a poptart shop
02:20 tehuber1337 I've found shops too, but they're damn expensive
02:20 Dino he wont accept
02:20 AwayC heh
02:20 JazzyBunny There like 3 for 5 dollars out here
02:20 AwayC they only exist in really cheap shops here
02:20 Dino george doesnt deserve poptarts for all the shit he spams my facebook with
02:20 Omega_2 he insists on being anon, but we know he can't really eat them
02:20 AwayC they're like
02:21 AwayC �1
02:21 AwayC which is like
02:21 JazzyBunny I can send it express mail
02:21 AwayC 1.4/1.5$
02:21 Dino i can get like 20 packages for 7 dollars
02:21 JazzyBunny Tehuber I'm being so serious right now
02:21 Dino he wont give you his address
02:21 tehuber1337 You have no idea how tempting this is
02:21 Dino ive offered this too
02:21 JazzyBunny listen you want poptarts?
02:21 Dino sexist...
02:21 AwayC wow
02:21 AwayC why does no one ever offer to send me stuff
02:21 AwayC ;o;
02:22 tehuber1337 Jazzy has less reason to hate me as far as I know, Dino
02:22 Omega_2 http://www.facebook.com/#!/photo.php?pid=246051&id=100000166945091 >
02:22 Dino because you're clearly not as awesome at tehuber1337
02:22 JazzyBunny tehuber pm me on romu
02:22 AwayC yes
02:22 Megiddo LK
02:22 AwayC but I'm 16
02:22 Dino i have reason to hate you tehuber1337?
02:22 JazzyBunny only I will see it
02:22 AwayC I'm getting awesome
02:22 Dino for what?
02:22 tehuber1337 I'm 12 and what is this
02:22 Omega_2 hax
02:22 tehuber1337 General assholery, but we already knew that
02:22 AwayC I'm just growinng up slow
02:22 JazzyBunny oh the large or small box
02:22 Dino na i dont think i could hate anyone for that
02:22 Dino since its mutual
02:23 tehuber1337 I suppose
02:23 AwayC tehuber1337: http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs228.snc3/21557_109045255777705_100000166945091_246051_3812098_n.jpg
02:23 Omega_2
02:23 tehuber1337 Well, let me finish my dinner and I'll contemplate how to proceed
02:23 JazzyBunny -_-!........
02:23 JazzyBunny dinner at this time?
02:23 Dino JazzyBunny: you should mail me poptarts too
02:23 Dino so i dont have to go to the store
02:23 Dino
02:23 AwayC you should mail me some tbqh
02:24 JazzyBunny lol lazy ass
02:24 AwayC the shop that sells them here
02:24 AwayC is like
02:24 AwayC 5 miles away
02:24 AwayC and I'm not sure where it is
02:24 Omega_2 when he gives a PO box, plz share, dino and joben has valentines that need delivering
02:24 AwayC I just steal my sisters
02:24 Martijn dino, I'm supposed to tell you to go to sleep
02:24 Dino i should
02:24 Dino im tired
02:24 Dino im gonna be running off coffee tomorrow anyways
02:24 tehuber1337 It is indeed quite early for me to have dinner, but considering that I haven't had breakfast and my lunch consisted of two small egg tarts and a few mint slice biscuits...
02:24 Dino low stress job day
02:24 Dino hobby store i dont do shit all
02:24 JazzyBunny Let me first mail tehuber a few boxes of poptarts first
02:25 Dino though i did get yelled at for leaving the door open
02:25 Omega_2 send coffee filters; to remind me that I need to get clean
02:25 JazzyBunny lol
02:25 tehuber1337 Ahhh
02:25 tehuber1337 Okay, let's think
02:25 JazzyBunny how about every month I mail someone something reasonable
02:25 tehuber1337 How many would you realistically send?
02:25 --- Dr_Vulpine is away (Auto away, x/0 and shit)
02:25 Omega_2 a grenade?
02:25 JazzyBunny Poptarts?
02:26 JazzyBunny like boxes
02:26 JazzyBunny prolly around 20 or so
02:26 Omega_2 box in a box in a box
02:26 tehuber1337 20 boxes of 8?
02:26 JazzyBunny yeah
02:26 JazzyBunny their on sale
02:26 JazzyBunny 3 for 5
02:26 Dino holy shit
02:26 Dino thats a lot of poptarts
02:26 Omega_2 thats good deal
02:26 Dino shipping is gonna kill you though
02:26 AwayC wait
02:26 AwayC what
02:26 JazzyBunny that's like everyday though
02:26 AwayC 160 Poptarts
02:26 JazzyBunny no
02:26 AwayC HOLY FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
02:26 Omega_2 tehuber just might live after all
02:26 tehuber1337 Three boxes for $5?
02:27 JazzyBunny lol
02:27 JazzyBunny so you want tehuber?
02:27 JazzyBunny pm me some flavors
02:27 Omega_2 he will undergo the operation he so desperately needs
02:27 tehuber1337 Estimate total financial debit
02:27 JazzyBunny like hot fudge sundae
02:27 JazzyBunny or whatever
02:28 Omega_2 cookie dough, strawberry, cinnamon, cheese
02:28 JazzyBunny lol
02:28 JazzyBunny Omega your infected
02:28 JazzyBunny I'd send you hope
02:28 JazzyBunny
02:28 Omega_2 No, no hope, have one already
02:28 Dino send me things
02:28 tehuber1337 How heavy is a box
02:28 Omega_2 It is such a pain in the ass
02:28 JazzyBunny God you guys really go crazy over some poptarts?
02:28 Dino 400g i think
02:28 JazzyBunny not heavy
02:28 Omega_2 box = 1/2lb?
02:28 Dino 14.1 oz
02:29 tehuber1337 8kg, hmm
02:29 JazzyBunny We have flat rate shipping here
02:29 tehuber1337 Express mail from NYC, hmm
02:29 JazzyBunny as long as it fits
02:29 Omega_2 but is that internationally?
02:29 JazzyBunny one price
02:29 JazzyBunny yes
02:29 Dino to aussieland?
02:29 tehuber1337 If it fits?
02:29 tehuber1337 Which means volume must also be considered
02:29 Omega_2 and not just nationally?
02:29 tehuber1337 Metric dimensions of a box?
02:30 JazzyBunny listen
02:30 Omega_2 I remember USPS hinting at max weight
02:30 JazzyBunny it's not like he's paying for it
02:30 tehuber1337 Use calculus to find the minimum volume...
02:30 Omega_2 yes, but we're trying to ensure savings
02:30 JazzyBunny I don't mind if it makes someone happy
02:30 Omega_2 savings = moar
02:30 JazzyBunny I mean he sounds like he really wants poptarts
02:30 tehuber1337 I don't like being in debt like that, though
02:30 JazzyBunny so I'm willing to help
02:30 Omega_2 he'd be genuinely happy
02:31 JazzyBunny no debt
02:31 Dino your happyness will be payment enough
02:31 tehuber1337 Especially for something as trivial as poptarts
02:31 JazzyBunny yes
02:31 Omega_2 for the first time in his overly srs life
02:31 JazzyBunny ok how's this
02:31 tehuber1337 Honestly I think my happiness is being a bit overrated here
02:31 JazzyBunny send me a pic when you get it and how happy you are
02:31 Omega_2 lol
02:31 JazzyBunny payment enough
02:31 tehuber1337 Now that's simply asking too much
02:31 JazzyBunny Really
02:32 Dino JazzyBunny: you have to remember we know like zero about tehuber1337
02:32 JazzyBunny doesn't matter
02:32 Dino other than the fact that hes asian and a guy in australia
02:32 Omega_2 we could ask for pics of his shadow, and that's "too much" for him
02:32 Dino and he wont let us know anymore
02:32 Dino ive known him for like 2-3 years
02:32 Omega_2 ^
02:32 JazzyBunny so tehuber can send it to me and only me
02:32 Dino "known"
02:32 JazzyBunny no one has to see it
02:32 Omega_2 that's just it
02:32 Omega_2 he knows customs will see it, too
02:32 AwayC gosh
02:32 AwayC You guys are phayulll
02:33 tehuber1337 In any case, it's still a financially disproportionate exchange
02:33 JazzyBunny ok before I leave to EVO I'm going to buy these poptarts
02:33 Omega_2 speel chuck fayel
02:33 AwayC Oh here you can have some free poptarts
02:33 AwayC "no thanks I'd owe you"
02:33 AwayC "no you wouldn't"
02:33 Omega_2
02:33 JazzyBunny if I don't have a place to send them too
02:33 AwayC "this doesnt work out financially"
02:33 AwayC "it was free..."
02:33 tehuber1337 It's called being a man of principle, Adam
02:33 AwayC "IT DOESNT WORK"
02:33 Dino k im going to sleep
02:33 Dino na
02:33 AwayC I am of the same principle
02:33 JazzyBunny night dino
02:33 AwayC but when someone insists
02:33 JazzyBunny again
02:33 Dino i have a hard time getting stuff for free too
02:33 tehuber1337 Sweet dreams Dino
02:34 AwayC if someone insists
02:34 Dino i feel like i need to pay them back
02:34 AwayC the rules are
02:34 AwayC you take it
02:34 Dino even like favors
02:34 AwayC so you dont offend them
02:34 AwayC insistment + free shit rule
02:34 JazzyBunny ok tehuber so you don't want them
02:34 JazzyBunny ?
02:34 tehuber1337 Depending on what the gift is, it may offend me more to accept
02:34 JazzyBunny your choice
02:34 AwayC he just wants you to insist its no problem
02:34 tehuber1337 Well Jazzy, I'd consider purchasing them with you as a middleman
02:34 AwayC ram them down his fucking throat
02:35 JazzyBunny But it was never a problem me sending him poptarts
02:35 tehuber1337 Then the only thing left would be to arrange a delivery address
02:35 AwayC he thinks it is
02:35 AwayC obvssss
02:35 JazzyBunny that's your call
02:35 tehuber1337 In that case though, I'd still need to know what the end cost is
02:36 JazzyBunny who cares
02:36 JazzyBunny ok I'll send you the receipt ok
02:36 JazzyBunny lol
02:36 tehuber1337 And this right here is why managing international economic relations after my coup will be a major pain in the ass
02:37 JazzyBunny tehuber just accept the damn tarts
02:37 tehuber1337 Principle!
02:37 JazzyBunny I understand
02:37 JazzyBunny but
02:37 tehuber1337 As Dino said, I am Asian
02:37 JazzyBunny I'm offering
02:37 tehuber1337 That means I earn what I get
02:37 JazzyBunny you're not asking
02:37 JazzyBunny you're not asking
02:37 JazzyBunny but you did
02:38 Dino depends what kind of asian you are
02:38 JazzyBunny you gave me Alaska
02:38 JazzyBunny
02:38 Dino you could be the mooch of your parents kind
02:38 tehuber1337 Go back to sleep, Dino
02:38 Dino you hightlighted me...
02:38 tehuber1337 There's no such thing as that kind of Asian
02:38 Dino k

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EDIT: The oddities surrounding tehuber have become such as 2 boxes of pudding mix with only half of the water. Omega has stuckness.

 

...I know a shop that imports poptarts in australia...

So I don't have to import them myself

 

but you see the hassle tehuber caused JazzyBunny? Here someone is willing to gift you "something magical, and full of wonder"("magical time-traveling elves! yeah, magic. ok, they're my lawyers" XD), and he does that anon persistence. :\

 

The situation has been... dealt with accordingly.

 

yes it has, no poptarts 4 u. the pastry is a lie

 

hahahaha

 

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