OFFICIAL IRC MEMORIES TOPIC - post all the funny shit that happens in irc here

Yes and no? Depends if you're being a twat or not.

 

Well, as of late, we've has a vegetable think it could flood the IRC with the same line spammed endlessly, so Seph turned on the flood controls; you became somewhat of a victim for the IRC controls.

 

You lost me at vegetable.
Kidding. At least the forum is still there for me.
Then again, studies show that crazy s*** is more prominent in the IRC.

 

Well, on the IRC, things are as simple as the Problem Sleuth comic at http://mspaintadventures.com
If a window can't be put into itself, you're doing it wrong. >:}

 

Dinosaur...batteries...Mechagodzilla?

 

Daft Punk?

 

Spoiler: messo where are you?

10:54 Natalie Messo is the greatest 13 year old ever
10:54 Dino i knowe
10:54 Dino right?
10:54 Littlekill 14
10:54 Dino yeah
10:54 Dino hes 14
10:54 Littlekill how dare you fuck his age up
10:54 Natalie God damn I should be killed
10:55 Littlekill indeed
10:55 Omega_2 Galaxy S; it's IS such a nice phone:
10:55 gaynorvader or maimed at the very least
10:55 Dino genital mutiliation!
10:55 Dino you will never enjoy sex again!
10:56 Natalie NO
10:56 Omega_2 fitting a lobster, Dino ?
10:56 Dino na
10:56 Dino i was thinking with sticks
10:56 Omega_2 random urges-*SNAP*
10:56 tehuber1337 Hmm
10:56 Dino african stype
10:56 Dino style*
10:56 Omega_2 lol
10:56 tehuber1337 I like the I9000's specs and stuff...
10:56 Omega_2 security screen?
10:56 Blitzen <Natalie> Messo is the greatest 13 year old ever <-- Although you got his age wrong I agree 100%
10:56 Littlekill afk all night
10:57 Dino seriously messo is fucking awesome
10:57 Blitzen I daresay he was more awesome than me or Ben at that age
10:57 Omega_2 k
10:57 Littlekill ill make a thread about Messo

 

<Blitzen> goddamn
<+Dino> lol
<Blitzen> Fuck your girlfriend
<+Dino> IRC IS AWESOME TONIGHT!
<Blitzen> Go and do it
<Winterreise1> She's asleep.
<Winterreise1> No.
<Winterreise1> She's mourning.
<Winterreise1> Despite the fact her grandmother is fine.
<Blitzen> Oh right
<Blitzen> Women
<+Dino> she can mourn the fact that you raped her
<Blitzen> ^
<+Dino> throw confetti
<Winterreise1> Can't rape the willing, Dino
<+Dino> yell suprise
<@Reider> Oh fuck
<+Dino> it will be fun
<+Dino> like a birthday party
<Winterreise1> Anyway, bedtime
<+Dino> but with penis

 

look at it this way; George will do a better job of being your replacement

 

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[12:23]	=-=	Topic for #romulation is “Welcome to the un-official RomUlation.net dating channel. Today is the 32nd. People might not answer immediately so please have patience and stay for more than 5 minutes. <Amandapanda> I'm in love with Seph”
[12:23]	=-=	Topic for #romulation was set by Seph on 03 June 2010 01:25:14
[12:23]	*idlerpg*	Logon successful. Next level in 0 days, 16:52:32.
[12:24]	<Snebbers>	Amandapanda has confessed her love for Seph? :o
[12:24]	<L551>	: o
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[12:25]	<Amandapanda>	:o
[12:25]	<Amandapanda>	I have?
[12:26]	<Snebbers>	Topic title? :O
[12:26]	<Amandapanda>	Oh
[12:26]	<Amandapanda>	I haven't said that
[12:26]	<L551>	When did this happen
[12:26]	<Snebbers>	I didn't think so. :P
[12:27]	<Snebbers>	Just like losing the esc in semi finals would result in a nude cam show.
[12:27]	<Amandapanda>	:p
[12:27]	<Snebbers>	Tut tut, Pandamanda. Can't keep up on your word can you? :O ;)
[12:28]	<Snebbers>	I am just kidding by the way.
[12:28]	<Amandapanda>	;>
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[12:40]	<Snebbers>	Oh looks it those three again.
[12:44]	<L551>	What? Did they do something when I wasnt here to see it or somethin
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[13:06]	<Snebbers>	L551, they all have the same host mask.
[13:06]	<Snebbers>	So they're bots or something from the same location/user.
[13:07]	<L551>	Ah.
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[14:08]	<Joben>	...
[14:09]	<Snebbers>	On a completely unrelated note. I'm playing Digimon World DS.
[14:10]	<Joben>	ORLY
[14:10]	<Snebbers>	YARLY
[14:10]	<Snebbers>	I can't tell if I'm enjoying it or not though.
[14:18]	<Snebbers>	Nope I'm not.
[14:18]	<Snebbers>	I'm playing as a ginger kid.
[14:18]	<Snebbers>	Game is ruined.
[14:18]	<Joben>	lol
[14:27]	<L551>	lol
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[14:39]	<L551>	Huh. The MegaMan Online is gonna be in the MegaManX universe
[14:41]	<Snebbers>	I never really play MegaMan.
[14:41]	<Snebbers>	played*
[14:42]	<Evil-evilness>	Yay Megaman!
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[14:46]	<Snebbers>	<idlerpg> Winterreise grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:59:47 towards level 55. <-- Seriously... Wtf.
[14:46]	<L551>	Too bad the game is only in Korea
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[15:40]	<FacePoppies>	huh, monster racer is actually a pretty fun game
[15:40]	<FacePoppies>	joben, where the hell have you been?
[15:40]	<Joben>	Your mother is a fun game
[15:41]	<Joben>	???
[15:41]	<FacePoppies>	???
[15:43]	<Joben>	sup FacePoppies
[15:45]	<Snebbers>	Lol.
[15:45]	<Snebbers>	I deleted Monster racer. :|
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[15:45]	<Snebbers>	Speed increase for MonStars is so lame.
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[15:47]	<FacePoppies>	yeah, I just started it
[15:47]	<FacePoppies>	it seems like pokemon without the boring turn based battles
[15:47]	<Snebbers>	Yeah.
[15:47]	<FacePoppies>	and apparently it's written for 3 year old
[15:47]	<FacePoppies>	s
[15:47]	<Joben>	Perfect for me!
[15:47]	<Snebbers>	Lol.... It's pretty easy to win.
[15:48]	<FacePoppies>	haha
[15:48]	<FacePoppies>	isn't that monster farmer game coming out soon?
[15:48]	<Snebbers>	Monster Rancher?
[15:48]	<FacePoppies>	yeah
[15:48]	<Snebbers>	It should be, it's my job to know these things.. :|
[15:48]	<Snebbers>	I'll tell you in a moment.
[15:49]	<Snebbers>	22nd of July apparently.
[15:49]	<Snebbers>	Didn't think it was too far away
[15:51]	<FacePoppies>	yeah, that's pretty far away
[15:51]	<FacePoppies>	what about lego harry popper?
[15:52]	<Snebbers>	june 29
[15:52]	<Snebbers>	apparently.
[15:52]	<FacePoppies>	that's not too far away
[15:52]	<FacePoppies>	I'm interested in that one
[15:52]	<FacePoppies>	cause I like MAGIC
[15:52]	<Snebbers>	Another game for 3 year olds. :o
[15:53]	<Snebbers>	I see a pattern here!
[15:53]	<FacePoppies>	I think harry potter is for 12 year olds
[15:53]	<Snebbers>	I jk :(
[15:53]	<Snebbers>	ruineded it.
[15:53]	<Joben>	You can cast a spell on me with your penis
[15:53]	<Snebbers>	Lumos!
[15:54]	<Snebbers>	Only one that produced something white.
[15:54]	<Snebbers>	And Nox to disable the light :O
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[15:54]	<Snebbers>	Lets never speak of this again....
[15:54]	<FacePoppies>	I wish there was a game where you could use magic to make girls have sex with you naked
[15:55]	<Snebbers>	How else would they have sex with you. :S
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[15:56]	<FacePoppies>	I just befriended a wild snorpork!
[15:56]	<Snebbers>	Zomgosh that pig thing.
[15:56]	<Snebbers>	Try to find a shiny. :D
[15:57]	<Joben>	Snebbers
[15:57]	<Joben>	you can have sex with all your clothes on
[15:57]	<Snebbers>	They have SHINY MonStars. :S
[15:57]	<Joben>	Apparently that's how FacePoppies has had sex his whole life
[15:57]	<Snebbers>	I know that but it just seemed daft to mention that they were naked. >_>
[15:57]	<Joben>	have you had sex?
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[15:59]	<Dmac>	when the fuck did i sign in here
[15:59]	<Dmac>	huh
[15:59]	<Snebbers>	I have no idea Dmac.
[16:00]	<Snebbers>	Yes Joben yes I have
[16:00]	<Dmac>	anyway hi
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[16:00]	<Snebbers>	Howdy.
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[16:05]	<FacePoppies>	my snorpork kicks all kinds of ass
[16:05]	<Joben>	What's a snorpork
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[16:06]	<FacePoppies>	it's a grass type racer
[16:07]	<Snebbers>	Get the weird ass lizard thing with big ears.. :)
[16:07]	<Snebbers>	It runs well on Sand and water I think.
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[16:12]	<FacePoppies>	ok
[16:13]	<Snebbers>	What did you pick as a starter FacePoppies?
[16:14]	<Snebbers>	I went for the Grass type.
[16:14]	<FacePoppies>	the cat looking thing that runs on sand
[16:14]	<Snebbers>	Oh I see. :P
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[16:16]	<Dmac>	wtf game is this
[16:17]	<Joben>	monster racers
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What the hell at the joining and leaving. tehuber, sort your damn connection out.

 

no u

 

This is awesome.. Why am i never on IRC when the good shit happens?

 

Because you have absolutely pitiful standards on what's considered "good"

 

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[16:24]	<FacePoppies>	do any of you play the Sims 3?
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[16:26]	<Joben>	is that the newest one?
[16:27]	<FacePoppies>	yeah
[16:27]	<FacePoppies>	I've never played it, but it looks pretty gay
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[16:28]	<Snebbers>	Sims 3 is bullcrap
[16:28]	<Snebbers>	Sims 2 was way better.
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[16:29]	<Joben>	I heard you can actually go to work and do stuff
[16:30]	<Joben>	like stick your penis in the water cooler
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[16:32]	<FacePoppies>	yeah, but I go to work in real life
[16:32]	<Joben>	Do you stick your penis in the water coolr?
[16:32]	<FacePoppies>	we don't even have a water cooler
[16:32]	<Joben>	Well then
[16:32]	<Joben>	You're really missing out
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[16:33]	<FacePoppies>	for fucking real
[16:34]	<FacePoppies>	I'm in one of those moods where I hate my life and have no enthusiasm for anything and I know it's going to last probably another week or so
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[16:35]	<Snebbers>	Sweet.
[16:35]	<Snebbers>	I do that sometimes.
[16:35]	<FacePoppies>	it sucks
[16:35]	<Joben>	Mid life crisis?
[16:35]	<FacePoppies>	maybe quarter life
[16:36]	<Joben>	You need some bitches and hoes
[16:36]	<FacePoppies>	it's been happening since I was 20 though
[16:36]	<Joben>	How old are you
[16:36]	<Joben>	30?
[16:36]	<FacePoppies>	28
[16:36]	<Joben>	oh ok
[16:36]	<Joben>	a few more years before I start hating my life too then
[16:36]	<FacePoppies>	how old are you?
[16:37]	<Joben>	22
[16:37]	<FacePoppies>	oh, no it should be starting around now
[16:37]	<Joben>	oh dear god
[16:37]	<FacePoppies>	you might just have a more awesome attitude than I do though
[16:37]	<Joben>	I hope so
[16:38]	<FacePoppies>	I tend to get really happy when I aquire new awesome things or have some adventure to look forward to
[16:38]	<Joben>	Let's go conquer the world then
[16:38]	<Snebbers>	Lmao.
[16:38]	<FacePoppies>	ok!
[16:38]	<Joben>	What could be a more awesome adventure than that
[16:39]	<FacePoppies>	right!
[16:39]	<Snebbers>	Sheeet, I'm only 18 and I get like that.
[16:39]	<FacePoppies>	I definitely want to go to china
[16:39]	<Joben>	And conquer it?
[16:39]	<FacePoppies>	can we stop in china?
[16:39]	<Joben>	Because I'll go with you if you want to conquer it
[16:39]	<FacePoppies>	yeah, conquering it sounds good
[16:39]	<Joben>	cool
[16:39]	<FacePoppies>	and it would be a morally great thing for us to do too
[16:39]	<FacePoppies>	rid them of communist dictatorship
[16:39]	<Joben>	Yeah
[16:39]	<FacePoppies>	and install a facepoppiest dictatorship
[16:40]	<FacePoppies>	and, uh, jobenism
[16:40]	<Joben>	lol
[16:40]	<FacePoppies>	and I can take a chinese girl for my first bride
[16:41]	<FacePoppies>	alright, so how do we get started?
[16:42]	<Joben>	Well it depends how we want to do this
[16:42]	<Joben>	Old fashioned way, crusades style?
[16:42]	<Joben>	Cus we'll need swords
[16:42]	<Joben>	I'd rather use guns though
[16:43]	<FacePoppies>	well, how are we going to raise an army?
[16:43]	<Joben>	Let's make flyers with your face and home address on it
[16:44]	<Joben>	"Have you always wanted to RULE THE FUCKING WORLD? Join today!"
[16:44]	<FacePoppies>	yeah!
[16:44]	<FacePoppies>	dude, check it out. one of my commercials is on youtube
[16:44]	<FacePoppies>	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSxhZoSZ9q0
[16:45]	<FacePoppies>	it's pretty lame
[16:45]	<Joben>	I don't think it's bad actually
[16:45]	<Joben>	it's like "want to ride a fucking race car you little bitch? try our roller coasters!"
[16:45]	<FacePoppies>	haha
[16:47]	<Joben>	Dude we don't need an army
[16:47]	<Joben>	We just need to be as bad ass as the guy in just cause 2
[16:47]	<Joben>	scorpio or whatever
[16:48]	<FacePoppies>	right, so we need parachutes and grappling hooks then
[16:48]	<Joben>	I think that'll greatly cut costs
[16:49]	<FacePoppies>	you're probably right
[16:49]	<Joben>	Because we can just steal weapons
[16:51]	<FacePoppies>	and fighter jets

This was pretty funny.

 

... I do know what's good.

 

Snebbers both of those are TL;DR

 

wut

 

Don't have to read it if you don't want to, but you have to read the whole thing for all the lols.

 

funny shit