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HAX
EDIT:

He must want to do a music video, am I right?

 

*cough*

 

no

 

YES WIN

 

no

 

rofl

 

15:03 rock91 Hey guys. What going on?
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15:04 rock91 Hey guys. What going on?
15:04 *** tehuber1337 quit (Ping timeout)
15:04 rock91 BAH
15:04 Snebbers Lol.
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15:08 rock91 Can i have Amandapanda´s FB?
15:08 rock91 ^^
15:08 Amandapanda No
15:08 rock91 curses
15:08 rock91 What if I am a cool guy?
15:09 Seph^ You're not.,
15:09 Seph^ But if you were, then you could.
15:09 rock91 I am . I´ve been acting like a fucking child all this time
15:09 Seph^ Besides, the trick is to say you do not want it.
15:09 Seph^ Observe.
15:09 rock91 sorry to all of you
15:09 Seph^ Amanda, I do not want your facebook info.
15:09 rock91 hmmm
15:09 rock91 Nothing Happens
15:10 Amandapanda That's good
15:10 rock91 A fail is it?
15:10 Seph^ She's blonde. She's just a little slow.
15:10 rock91 XD
15:10 Seph^ Amandapanda: No, I DO NOT want it. Do not give it to me.
15:10 Amandapanda Roger!

 

*cough*

 

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<LK> if this wii bricks
<LK> im gonna put it in the microwave for 5 seconds
<LK> then call nintendo
<rock91> then i shall suck cok
<Omega_2> lol
<rock91> coke
<Messo> ...Sure.
<rock91> god damn typos

 

The first one made me fall of my bed again

 

Hah, I was going to add some more of this particular piece of conversation, but I accidently copied over it. -.-

 

16:59 tehuber1337 you gotta hit puberty before you get pubes, son
16:59 gaynorvader who grows hair on their cock?
17:00 rock91 Sarah Jessica Parker
17:03 FacePoppies I have some light hair that runs up an inch or so on the underside of the shaft
17:03 gaynorvader
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17:08 Seph^ what does being european has to do with fapping?
17:08 Snebbers I don't know Seph^ I was just fathoming that out...
17:08 FacePoppies because europeans are freaky and fapping is never just fapping
17:08 FacePoppies fapping in europe is burning your balls with a lit cigarette
17:09 Seph^ No?
17:09 FacePoppies or putting your dick into a bag filled with garden slugs
17:09 rock91 XD

 

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[16:43]	<Seph^>	naw, comment rating has helped
[16:43]	<Seph^>	easy to determine shit
[16:43]	<Seph^>	also I log all comments which skip the quality check
[16:43]	<Viend>	snebbers
[16:43]	<Viend>	you give off that
[16:43]	<Seph^>	so easy to find shit there as well.
[16:43]	<Snebbers>	I did notice that Thumbs up.
[16:43]	<Viend>	flamboyant homo vibe
[16:43]	<Snebbers>	Apparently I do a convincing impression too.
[16:43]	<Snebbers>	irl.

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[16:50]	<Snebbers>	Seph^ What does a green background mean on a comment?
[16:51]	<Seph^>	that it's positive towards the game
[16:52]	<Seph^>	person likes game
[16:52]	<Seph^>	red comment = person dislikes game
[16:52]	<Snebbers>	Right, okay.
[16:52]	<Snebbers>	Part of your coding?
[16:52]	<Snebbers>	Or is it an option thing that a user selects while writing their comment?
[16:53]	<Seph^>	option
[16:53]	<Snebbers>	Right.
[16:56]	<ricky>	sup
[16:57]	<Seph^>	Yo ricky, mah code is so sexy is makes you all wet in your panties.
[16:58]	<Snebbers>	Seph^...
[16:58]	<Snebbers>	I'm already wet for you.
[17:00]	<Seph^>	Understandable.
[17:03]	|<--	hpno has left irc.imperium.ca (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
[17:04]	<Snebbers>	Well after providing those pics.
[17:04]	<Snebbers>	What can I say.
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[17:05]	<Seph^>	Yeah I do look hot all dressed up.
[17:06]	<gaynorvader>	hell yeah!
[17:06]	<Snebbers>	Seph^ = Emma Watson?
[17:06]	<Snebbers>	Then I'm definately wet for you.
[17:06]	<gaynorvader>	lesbian
[17:06]	<Snebbers>	Sure.
[17:06]	<Snebbers>	If I was a chick, I'd go lesbian for her.
[17:07]	<gaynorvader>	I've never been a chick, so I wouldn't know
[17:08]	<gaynorvader>	;)
[17:08]	<Snebbers>	I'm not saying I've been a chick either. T_T
[17:08]	<gaynorvader>	lol
[17:08]	<gaynorvader>	I was taking the piss Snebbers
[17:08]	<Snebbers>	I know. :P
[17:08]	* Snebbers	urinates on gaynorvader
[17:09]	<Snebbers>	Seph^... gaynor is wet for you too.
[17:09]	<gaynorvader>	:(
[17:09]	<gaynorvader>	sadface
[17:09]	<Snebbers>	Happyface
[17:11]	* gaynorvader	changes his clothes

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[17:44]	<gaynorvader>	pork is awesome
[17:44]	<Snebbers>	Define Pork.
[17:45]	<gaynorvader>	pork chops, shoulder of pork
[17:45]	<Snebbers>	Right.
[17:45]	<Snebbers>	I've heard a lot of pork referring to male genetalia recently.
[17:45]	<Snebbers>	Pork is awesome, I agree.
[17:45]	<gaynorvader>	blasphemy!
[17:45]	<gaynorvader>	goddam jews
[17:45]	<Snebbers>	Lol
[17:46]	<Snebbers>	My last name has Jew in it >_<
[17:47]	<gaynorvader>	so? my last name has gay in it
[17:47]	<Snebbers>	Awesome gaynorvader + Snebbers = Gay Jew
[17:47]	<Viend>	my last name has dan in it
[17:47]	<gaynorvader>	:o
[17:47]	<Snebbers>	We just created a space time distortion.
[17:48]	<Omega_2>	HORRAY!
[17:48]	<gaynorvader>	gay judan? :o
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[17:49]	<Snebbers>	Awesome.... We even have a name for it...
[17:49]	<gaynorvader>	you know the way -son and mac- mean 'son of'?
[17:49]	|<--	Evil-evilness has left irc.imperium.ca (Ping timeout)
[17:50]	<gaynorvader>	what if you're a girl? :s
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[17:51]	<Viend>	-kitchen
[17:51]	<gaynorvader>	tehuber1338: do you have MPS?
[17:51]	<gaynorvader>	lol Viend 

Lol. I love IRC.

Hrrmm.

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[18:20]	<Snebbers>	Here comes the fun part..
[18:20]	<Snebbers>	Which country do I re-route through...
[18:21]	<gaynorvader>	greece
[18:21]	<Snebbers>	Let me see if I can find one for greece then.
[18:21]	<Omega_2>	ruissia :P
[18:21]	<Omega_2>	*speel fayel
[18:21]	<Snebbers>	I can do Russia.
[18:22]	<Snebbers>	If I do it now I can do Canada, USA, Malaysia, Italy, Spain or China.
[18:22]	|<--	unbalancedJames has left irc.imperium.ca (Ping timeout)
[18:22]	<Snebbers>	If I'm patient I can do others.
[18:22]	<Snebbers>	Lol Saudi Arabia.
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[18:23]	<Snebbers>	Screw it that sounds like funnn.
[18:24]	<Snebbers>	Bwahha
[18:24]	<Snebbers>	I can do a screenie.
[18:26]	<Snebbers>	Even my internet adverts turn into Arabic...
[18:29]	<Omega_2>	del taco lowered the price of their regular tacos to .39 for today >__>
[18:30]	<Snebbers>	http://tinypic.com/r/353ciuf/5
[18:31]	<Snebbers>	I am now in Ar Riyad apparently.
[18:32]	<Snebbers>	Ballsack.
[18:32]	<Snebbers>	Saudi Arabia, can't connect to RapidShare.
[18:42]	<gaynorvader>	lol
[18:47]	<Dino>	lol
[18:48]	<Snebbers>	That has just spoilt all my fun..

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[18:52]	<LK>	Petey
[18:52]	<Mag`>	ur lucky lk
[18:52]	<Mag`>	i wont be taking the 15
[18:52]	<LK>	oh good then i wont have to booby trap it
[18:52]	<Mag`>	i'm taking the 5
[18:52]	<LK>	thats the shoreline
[18:52]	<Mag`>	yes
[18:53]	<LK>	you get to view the beach the whole way
[18:53]	<LK>	so nice
[18:53]	<Mag`>	indeed
[18:53]	<Mag`>	no oil spill either
[18:53]	<LK>	dont get sand stuck in your nappy hair
[18:53]	<LK>	hey Mag
[18:54]	<LK>	i got a sc2 beta key sitting here
[18:54]	<LK>	waiting to be used
[18:54]	<ricky>	mmm
[18:54]	<ricky>	gimmie
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[18:54]	<LK>	i have to ask petey first
[18:54]	<LK>	he gave me his invite key
[18:54]	<Mag`>	well
[18:54]	<LK>	so im wondering if he has friends he wants in
[18:54]	<Mag`>	i already have one
[18:54]	<LK>	ill give him the key
[18:54]	<Mag`>	so your plan to annoy me
[18:55]	<Mag`>	has failed
[18:55]	<Mag`>	gg
[18:55]	<Seph^>	Mag` DO YOU WANT TO SEE MY PENIS?
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[18:55]	<Mag`>	no
[18:56]	<Seph^>	OKAY, WHAT IS YOUR SCREEN RESOLUTION?
[18:56]	<Mag`>	Oh speh
[18:56]	<Mag`>	seph
[18:56]	<Mag`>	i put that i was the webmaster of romulation
[18:56]	<Mag`>	on my resume
[18:56]	<Mag`>	hop you dont mind
[18:56]	<Seph^>	NO PROBLEM
[18:56]	<Mag`>	hope*
[18:56]	<Seph^>	I could use a strawman
[18:56]	<Snebbers>	CAPS LOCK = CRUISE COOLNESS?
[18:56]	<Snebbers>	Aww.. Spoilt...
[18:57]	<LK>	STARCRAFT 2 BETA KEY
[18:57]	<LK>	I HAVE ONE LEFT
[18:57]	<Mag`>	1024 768btw
[18:57]	<ricky>	GIMMIE
[18:57]	<Seph^>	SUPREME COMMANDER 2 > STARCRAFT 2
[18:57]	<ricky>	FUCK
[18:57]	<LK>	ricky
[18:57]	<LK>	ask Petey
[18:58]	<Mag`>	give it to ricky you jackass
[18:58]	<Seph^>	Mag`: JESUS CHRIST, I NEED TO REDUCE THE IMAGE SIZE TREMENDOUSLY THEN.
[18:58]	<LK>	Petey will determine if you can have it
[18:58]	<Seph^>	Haha, ricky, Petey likes me more than he likes you.
[18:58]	<ricky>	Petey: have kevin give me sc2 beta key? y/n
[18:58]	<Mag`>	then we can all play
[18:58]	<Mag`>	and 4vs4
[18:58]	<Mag`>	some other team
[18:58]	<ricky>	truth
[18:58]	<LK>	I owe Petey, so hes in charge
[18:58]	<Seph^>	LK, you owe me as well.
[18:58]	<Mag`>	u always owe petey
[18:58]	<Mag`>	keep sucking his cock
[18:58]	<LK>	fuck you Seph
[18:59]	<Snebbers>	Shazam...
[18:59]	<Seph^>	LK: Fuck yourself, you owe me big time you motherfucker.
[18:59]	<Seph^>	Do you realize how long I've promoted your stupid video in my topic?
[18:59]	<LK>	you owe ME
[18:59]	<Seph^>	I should charge your hundreds of dollars for that shit.
[18:59]	<Seph^>	s/your/you
[18:59]	<LK>	i should charge your mom
[18:59]	<Seph^>	You ungrateful fuck.
[18:59]	<LK>	too late
[18:59]	<LK>	someone stole my key
[19:00]	<Seph^>	Bullshit.
[19:00]	<Seph^>	ricky, lets hack LK.
[19:00]	<LK>	they gave me 2 keys
[19:00]	<LK>	i gave one to a rl friend
[19:00]	<Mag`>	LOL @ RL FRIEND
[19:00]	<Mag`>	dont fucking lie
[19:00]	<LK>	do i ever lie
[19:00]	<Snebbers>	LK has rl friends...?
[19:01]	<Snebbers>	My god.
[19:01]	<Mag`>	exactly snebbers
[19:01]	<Snebbers>	With that face, who are you fooling.
[19:01]	<Mag`>	exactly
[19:01]	<LK>	i thought it was you Mag`
[19:01]	<Mag`>	what kind of friend doesnt want to give out his address
[19:01]	<LK>	so then
[19:01]	<LK>	Mag, Petey, ricky and myself have sc2
[19:01]	<LK>	2v2
[19:01]	<Snebbers>	Rofl.
[19:01]	<Mag`>	petey is on my team
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[19:01]	<LK>	no mine
[19:01]	<Mag`>	no
[19:01]	<Snebbers>	NO MYNE
[19:02]	<LK>	NO MINE
[19:02]	<Mag`>	i need that fucking asian
[19:02]	<LK>	ricky and I can do it
[19:02]	<Seph^>	What about me guys?
[19:02]	<LK>	fuck you then
[19:02]	<Seph^>	Can I play?
[19:02]	<LK>	no
[19:02]	<LK>	2v2 is the most it supports right now
[19:02]	<Mag`>	i'll give you my key Seph
[19:02]	<LK>	there arent any maps bigger out right now
[19:02]	<Mag`>	if you can find me a working Ridge Racer for psp
[19:03]	<Seph^>	SupCom 2 can do like 4 vs 4
[19:03]	<LK>	so can sc2, but not at the moment
[19:03]	<LK>	they're testing out smaller maps
[19:03]	<Seph^>	SupCom 2 > SC 2
[19:03]	<LK>	trying to get the competitive kinks out
[19:03]	<ricky>	and there we go :)
[19:03]	<Snebbers>	woman in my kitchen > SupCom2 + SC 2
[19:03]	<Mag`>	downloading ricky?
[19:03]	<Snebbers>	Free sandwiches.
[19:04]	<Mag`>	i like the sound it makes when you enter the key on battle.net
[19:04]	|<--	unbalancedJames_ has left irc.imperium.ca (Ping timeout)
[19:04]	<Mag`>	and then the sc2 appears

Today was an eventful day...

 

Speel chuck fayel

 

Harakiri time. You all are invited to my funeral. John Philip Sousa's Liberty Bell will be playing.

 

Spoiler

Keep in mind, this is regarding DSi roms vs DS roms

 

21:59 rock91 Seph^ will you be my friend?
21:59 Seph^ do you have tits?
21:59 Seph^ and a vagoo?
22:00 rock91 i have holes >_>
22:00 rock91 and tits
22:00 Seph^ Not good enough. I need you to look like Emma Watson.
22:00 Gus there's always richard dawkins
22:00 rock91 yeah. Emma huh? hmmmmmmmmmmmm.....damnit