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thanks cj, ill do it later im tired and i might go to bed soon unless your on it now and theres a good chat on it?

 

can you please unban me loony, i did type

before you kicked me. Come one loony, you know you want to.

 

/unignore [Nick]

 

Is Imperium down or is it on my end?

Edit - Maybe it was the server. IRC.IMPERIUM.CA wouldn't connect but trying SPQR.imperium did. I don't know.

 

yup thats sweet

 

someone used that code to reboot all linksys routers and modem and it rebooted mine lolz was annoying tho >.>

 

Cut out a bit

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loonylion has changed the topic to “Welcome to the official RomUlation.net IRC channel. Will the real slim Waylonn please stand up.”
	=-=	YOU are now known as TheRealSlimWaylonn
	* TheRealSlimWaylonn	stands up

 

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[21:35]	<TheRealSlimWaylonn>	really really really really really really really really really really sure your a girl?
[21:35]	<CJ>	Yes

 

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<Koniferus> !seen mousey
<sephypie> Mousey ([email protected]) was last seen quitting from #romulation 9 days, 4 hours, 58 minutes ago stating (Quit: {}).
<SplinterOfChaos> !seen Mousey|laptop
<sephypie> Mousey|Laptop ([email protected]) was last seen quitting from #romulation 2 days, 2 hours, 52 minutes ago stating (Quit: {}).
<Koniferus> much better
<SplinterOfChaos> You gotta know what to search for.
<SplinterOfChaos> Too bad. I thought she was becoming a regular again/
<Koniferus> i figured it would still show similar names
<Koniferus> nah she's fading
<Koniferus> just like
<Koniferus> !seen faune
<sephypie> Faune ([email protected]) was last seen quitting from #romulation 5 hours, 20 minutes ago stating (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.84 {[Firefox} 2.0.0.1/2006120418\]).
<Koniferus> WHoa!!!
<SplinterOfChaos> !!!
<Koniferus> what the fuck
<SplinterOfChaos> lmao

The bots really do make irc so much more fun.

 

Warning, foul language but EPIC WIN.

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[01:05]	<Squirtz>	So i got a problem
[01:05]	<CJDogger>	What is it?
[01:07]	<Squirtz>	It's kind of embarrassing
[01:08]	<CJDogger>	Only tellif you want
[01:08]	<CJDogger>	*tell if
[01:09]	<Squirtz>	eh...
[01:09]	<Squirtz>	I like to touch grandpa while he sleeps
[01:09]	<Squirtz>	you know...where the fun stuff comes out
[01:09]	<CJDogger>	:O
[01:10]	<CJDogger>	Does he know?
[01:10]	<Squirtz>	i think he pretends to be sleeping
[01:10]	<Squirtz>	because he makes noises
[01:10]	<CJDogger>	Oh my gosh
[01:11]	<CJDogger>	Wait... WUT
[01:11]	<Squirtz>	uuh
[01:12]	<Squirtz>	i'm sorry
[01:12]	<CJDogger>	Keep that shit to yourself mate
[01:12]	<Squirtz>	aye
[01:13]	<CJDogger>	This puts a whole new fucking meaning to AgePlay
[01:13]	<Squirtz>	well he tought me how to do it
[01:14]	<CJDogger>	*taught
[01:14]	<Squirtz>	:(
[01:14]	<CJDogger>	Touch yourself instead
[01:14]	<Squirtz>	fuck, I'll just have grandad do it
[01:15]	<Squirtz>	with his mouth
[01:15]	<CJDogger>	Okay
[01:16]	<Squirtz>	FUCK IT!! FURRIES ARE CHILD MOLESTERS
[01:16]	|<--	Squirtz has left irc.furnet.org:6666 (Quit: Peace)
[01:16]	<CJDogger>	Twat
[01:17]	<LutraMustil>	I think he was more of a twit.
[01:17]	-->|	AguaSlime ([email protected]) has joined #ageplay
[01:17]	<CJDogger>	A bit of both?
[01:18]	<LutraMustil>	Sounds good to me.
[01:18]	<CJDogger>	Indeed good chap.

 

you called me a TWAT! And a TWIT?!

 

Yes and now I may get voice status if I behave :3

 

The situation is, Koniferus took a train ride to wherever the hell Splinter was gonna pick him up from, which also happened to be 24 hours away from Koniferus's house... well... things went wrong after Kon never met up with Splinter at the train station...

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[21:49] * KoniferDS ([email protected]) has joined #RomUlation
[21:50] <KoniferDS> where were u?
[21:51] <KoniferDS> this is BAD
[21:51] <KoniferDS> I'M MISSING 300
[21:51] <@Reider> I was on a street corner punching infants that were going by.
[21:51] <@Reider> You lost a movie? :P
[21:51] <KoniferDS> DUDE
[21:52] <KoniferDS> I'M IN TOLETO AD MISSING $300
[21:52] <@Reider> Oh
[21:52] <@Reider> That sucks
[21:52] <KoniferDS> so bad, so bad
[21:52] <KoniferDS> real bad
[21:53] <@Reider> Leave it in your ride up there perhaps?
[21:53] <KoniferDS> no one was at the bus station either
[21:53] <@Reider> Maybe at the place you ate at last?
[21:54] <KoniferDS> must have fallen out of my pocket in chicago
[21:54] <KoniferDS> you have no clue how bad this is for me
[21:55] <Blitzen> Also, hi Kon.
[21:55] <@Reider> I'd be killing a lot of cats probably...
[21:55] <KoniferDS> blitz
[21:55] <KoniferDS> i'm in hell
[21:55] <Blitzen> Mexico?
[21:55] <@Reider> Canada
[21:55] <KoniferDS> it's worse than u guys know
[21:56] <@Reider> Close though. :)
[21:56] <Blitzen> Australia?
[21:56] <Romz_Mark> ...
[21:56] <KoniferDS> reider can i call you please?
[21:56] <@Reider> ...
[21:56] <@Reider> no
[21:56] <Blitzen> Kon, are you on the run?
[21:56] <KoniferDS> oh god
[21:57] <@Reider> Nothing I can really do for you anyways.
[21:57] <Blitzen> Because if you are
[21:57] <Blitzen> That's awesome
[21:57] <KoniferDS> i went to Toledo to meet splinter
[21:57] <Blitzen> Ahaha, you idiot
[21:58] <@Reider> Speaking of which, did you find him?
[21:58] <KoniferDS> i'm missing 300 and stranded
[21:58] <KoniferDS> NO
[21:58] <KoniferDS> he wasn't there
[21:58] <@Reider> SPLINTEROFCHAOS
[21:58] <@Reider> YOU'RE WANTED
[21:58] <KoniferDS> and he's HERE (in irc)
[21:58] <@Reider> FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE
[21:58] <@Reider> SOMEONE ACTUALLY WANTS YOU
[21:59] <KoniferDS> what the fuck. what a disaster
[21:59] <Blitzen> God Reider, I think you've lost a little of your touch.
[21:59] <KoniferDS> he went to boot
[21:59] <Blitzen> I KNOW THAT YOU FUCKING IDIOT
[21:59] <@Reider> I lost a lot of things. =/
[22:00] <Blitzen> IF YOU KNOW IT, I DO
[22:00] <KoniferDS> he actually lost his soul
[22:00] <Blitzen> CONSIDERING YOU ARE THE ONE IN TOLEDO SANS $300
[22:00] <@Reider> I actually got that back somewhat...
[22:00] <@Reider> Made no fucking sense to me.
[22:00] <Blitzen> lolwat
[22:00] <@Reider> I was actually feeling guilty and stuff.
[22:00] <KoniferDS> don't be a dick Blitz
[22:00] <Blitzen> <3
[22:01] <KoniferDS> i'm fucked and stranded
[22:01] <Blitzen> Man, so you have no money either?
[22:01] <KoniferDS> 95$
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[22:09] <Littlekill> arent you with splinter yet
[22:09] <KoniferDS> no
[22:09] <KoniferDS> he wasn't there
[22:10] <KoniferDS> now i am in a shuthole hotel
[22:10] <@Reider> He lost his money and he's in Canada. :P
[22:10] <KoniferDS> drinking a 40
[22:10] <KoniferDS> Toledo, OH
[22:10] <Littlekill> Splinter screwing you around?
[22:10] <KoniferDS> nope
[22:10] <KoniferDS> yup
[22:11] <KoniferDS> it's pissing me off
[22:12] <Littlekill> He was gonna pick you up
[22:12] <KoniferDS> wtf
[22:12] <Littlekill> but then he got high
[22:13] <KoniferDS> i'm more pissed bout losing my money than being stood up
[22:13] <Littlekill> splinter was just trying to trick you
[22:14] <Littlekill> hes messing with you man
[22:14] <Littlekill> ITS ALL A TRAP
[22:14] <KoniferDS> he wanted to do something, yet lacked the balls
[22:14] <@Reider> Are you at the place you're supposed to meet him at?
[22:14] <KoniferDS> i invested a lot into this
[22:15] <KoniferDS> was
[22:15] <@Reider> Do you have his phone number?
[22:15] <KoniferDS> i took a taxi to a cheap hotel...cause noone was there
[22:15] <KoniferDS> NO
[22:15] <KoniferDS> he has mine
[22:16] <KoniferDS> i know
[22:16] * KoniferDS is fucking stupid
[22:16] <@Reider> Well, its always possible that he's running a bit late. =/
[22:16] <KoniferDS> i was running late
[22:17] <KoniferDS> and he had my train number to track me
[22:17] <KoniferDS> if i don't get a good excuse
[22:21] <KoniferDS> do we have any other IRC members inOH?
[22:21] <@Reider> I'd laugh so hard if SoC picked up the wrong guy.
[22:21] <Littlekill> and now hes dead
[22:21] <KoniferDS> LOL
[22:21] <Littlekill> raped and murdered
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[22:26] <Blitzen> KON
[22:26] <Blitzen> IF YOU DON'T SURVIVE THE NIGHT
[22:26] <Blitzen> FOR WHATEVER REASON
[22:26] <Blitzen> I WANT YOU TO KNOW
[22:26] * KoniferDS ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout)
[22:26] <Blitzen> I THINK YOU'RE THE BIGGEST FUCKING IDIOT EVER
[22:27] <@Reider> hahaha
[22:27] <@Reider> He left just before you said that.
[22:27] <Blitzen> ...
[22:27] <Blitzen> prick
[22:27] <@Reider> That's great.
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NOW SPLINTER SHOWS UP


[23:52] <SplinterOfChaos> Mother of all fuck I am pissed!
[23:52] <SplinterOfChaos> !seen KoniferDS
[23:52] <@sephypie> KoniferDS ([email protected]) was last seen quitting from #romulation 1 hour, 25 minutes ago stating (Ping timeout).
[23:53] <SplinterOfChaos> <KoniferDS> i took a taxi to a cheap hotel...cause noone was there -- MOTHER OF ALL FUCK!
[23:53] <Blaze> ..
[23:53] <SplinterOfChaos> Does anyone know how to contact him?
[23:54] <SplinterOfChaos> <KoniferDS> i'm missing 300 and stranded -- God dam it!
[23:55] <Littlekill> we were certain you picked up the wrong person and was raped to death
[23:55] <SplinterOfChaos> I can't believe how badly this has gone down, thus far.
[23:55] <SplinterOfChaos> He better god dam pick up.
[23:56] <SplinterOfChaos> I'm fucking pissed, but in a mood to use my energy in productive manners.
[23:56] <SplinterOfChaos> brb
--situation with kon explained to splinter--
[00:01] <SplinterOfChaos> What the fuck?
[00:01] <SplinterOfChaos> How did he lose ALL that money?
[00:01] <Blaze> lol
[00:01] <SplinterOfChaos> Does anyone know what hotel he's at?
[00:01] <SplinterOfChaos> I called him 3 times. No reply.
[00:02] <SplinterOfChaos> I was at the station until 2 fucking o clock.
[00:02] <SplinterOfChaos> Seriously. Does anyone know anything?
[00:03] <Blaze> sorry bro
[00:03] <Blaze> but no
[00:04] <Littlekill> lol
[00:04] <SplinterOfChaos> MotherFUCK. I need to get him NOW.
[00:04] <SplinterOfChaos> Littlekill: please stop laughing.
[00:04] <Littlekill> klolllllllllll
[00:05] <SplinterOfChaos> Keep laughing, you just don't have to tell us about it.
[00:05] <SplinterOfChaos> Seriously, this is fucked up.
[00:05] <Littlekill> Kon gave us no information on where he was actually at
[00:05] <Littlekill> just said a cheap motel
[00:05] <Littlekill> and he lost money
[00:05] <Littlekill> and we assumed you were dead
[00:05] <SplinterOfChaos> There was one right outside the station...I wonder if that was it.
[00:05] <SplinterOfChaos> The taxi company!
[00:05] <Littlekill> he took a taxi to this hotel
[00:06] <SplinterOfChaos> Yeah. I hope the taxi comp can help me.
[00:14] <SplinterOfChaos> I even asked the people tending the station if they'd seen him.
[00:14] <SplinterOfChaos> They had.
[00:14] <SplinterOfChaos> Although, I was assured it wasn't probably him.
[00:14] <SplinterOfChaos> It was.
[00:15] <SplinterOfChaos> Should this all be going in the irc memories topic? :)
[00:15] <Blaze> yeah
[00:15] <Blaze> :P
[00:22] <SplinterOfChaos> Actually, the funny thing is I got there late, but I stayed in case he'd get off the next train.
[00:23] <SplinterOfChaos> If I just came home right then, not waiting, I'd have been able to contact him.
[00:23] <SplinterOfChaos> But, that's not something I would do.
[00:48] <SplinterOfChaos> ricky: you know anything about Konifer?
[00:48] <SplinterOfChaos> nvm, I'm going back to the train station.
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And thats the last we've heard of either of them... We can only assume both of them were raped to death inside a hotel room once they met up... if they met up.

 

Hahahah wait so that was like 24 hours ago that SoC went back? That must mean they met up? Are they gonna still visit me? I'm so god damn lost.

 

No idea, we've heard nothing since splinter left again 24 hours ago... can only assume they met up since hes no longer in IRC, or hes dead.

 

Your conversation are really funny!

 

Poor Koni Kons D: