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<kingofgamemasters> when will my computer problimes ever end
<@Born2killx> did it work?
<kingofgamemasters> nope
<@Born2killx> well i'm out of ideas
<Goky> have you tried spitting at it
<~Seph> spitting?
<Goky> yes
<~Seph> shut the fuck up Goky
<Goky> make me
<Goky> without kicking or banning me
<Goky> :p
* Born2killx sets mode: +m
<@Born2killx> done
<~Seph> I was just about to do that
<~Seph> pwned Goky
* Seph sets mode: +vvvvvvvvvvvv Xeron voidsies SplinterOfChaos ricky Misapoes mezo Luceiia LoneWolf80 Littlekill lemmayoshi kingofgamemasters jeffy
* Seph sets mode: +vvvvv Celtiore c_j_curtis blue b00bage Amandapanda

Goky was the only one left un-voiced.

 

Re: OFFICIAL IRC MEMORIES TOPIC - post all the funny shit that happens in irc he

Winterr <3

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* Winterreise ([email protected]) has joined #whatever
<Winterreise> Holy fuck guys
<Winterreise> just got back from a party
<Winterreise> drunk
<Winterreise> but
<will_smith> Blitzen do you love me enough to give me hops?
<Winterreise> we played this game called things
<Blitzen> 12Holdon
<Blitzen> 12Winterr
<Blitzen> 12How drunk
<Winterreise> draw a card that's says something like "Things that should not be done in public" then you write something on paper and everyone's is read out anonymouskly.
<lemmayoshi> sup
<will_smith> drunk enough to still type, apparently
<Winterreise> fuck cant spell
<Winterreise> anyways
<will_smith> he might have had a beer XD
<Winterreise> i kept saying blaci peopkw
<Winterreise> damnit
<Winterreise> black people
<Winterreise> "Things that shouldn't be throen off rooftopss"
<Winterreise> BLACK PEOPLE
<Blitzen> 12Wrong
<Winterreise> "Things that shhouldn't exiat"
<Winterreise> JEWS
<lemmayoshi> sup
<Blitzen> 12Black people should be thrown off windows
<will_smith> ^
<Blitzen> 12rooftops
<lemmayoshi> lol
<Winterreise> "things tat shouldn't be collected"
<Winterreise> BLACK PEOPLE
<Blitzen> 12I mean
<Blitzen> 12Winterr
<will_smith> wait i have one...
<Winterreise> wut
<Blitzen> 12<3
<Blitzen> 12I love you, man
<Winterreise> >3
<Winterreise> fuck
<Winterreise> <3
<Blitzen> 12And I love your pounding headache
<Winterreise> i drank water.
<Blitzen> 12And the bubbleing in your stomach
<Blitzen> 12bubbling*
<Winterreise> my toes hurt
<Blitzen> 12So how drunk is Danielle? :P
<Blitzen> 12As bad as you?
<Blitzen> 12I mean, you're seeming the worse for wear
<Winterreise> she didn't go
<Blitzen> 12Ah, k
<Winterreise> she's sivkck
<Winterreise> sick
<Blitzen> 12This is almost as awesome as blazed Gan
<Winterreise> i know I hate jews
<Winterreise> no sara
<Winterreise> fuck wrong window
<Winterreise> siorry
<will_smith> http://dailywood.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/hayden-panettiere-fhmproch.jpg
<will_smith> i came
<lemmayoshi> woah
<Winterreise> wtf is wrong with her arm
<lemmayoshi> Mountain Dew Voltage tastes better if you chug it
<will_smith> also she has regenerative powers
<Winterreise> photoshopped so much
<will_smith> so whenever you fucked her it would be like fucking a virgin
<Blitzen> 12\o/
<Winterreise> her left srm has no bicep
<Blitzen> 12Fucking a virgin is overrated
<will_smith> is this win? y/n
<Winterreise> its just like
<Winterreise> there
<will_smith> no
<will_smith> she would have the experience of a whore
<will_smith> but the tightness of a virgin
<Blitzen> 12Hm
<Blitzen> 12I see your point.
<will_smith> women aren't supposed to have hulking biceps Winterreise
<Winterreise> hits si tight
<Winterreise> shits so tight*
<Katarzyna> 106Winterr, just go sleep. -_-
<Blitzen> 12NONONO
<Winterreise> Katarr!~
<Blitzen> 12I LOVE DRUNK WINTERR
<will_smith> winterr isn't very drunk at all
<will_smith> <_<
<Winterreise> will smuth
<Winterreise> you suck as an actor
<Winterreise> know how i know>
<will_smith> cool story, bra
<Winterreise> YOURE BLACK
<Winterreise> WASSUP PROFESSOR COTTON
<will_smith> lol
<will_smith> watch me crank dat cotton gin
<Petey`> just bought this
<Winterreise> holy fuck
<Petey`> http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16820167015
<Winterreise> this is why kanye thinks hes so pulpular
<Winterreise> those glassses
<Winterreise> he can only see 50% of the world
<will_smith> why the fuck is it $720 for a 160 gig HD?
<Winterreise> it all makes sense
<Winterreise> SOLID STATE BITCH
<Winterreise> Katarr.
<Winterreise> Hey.
<Winterreise> voidsies!
<will_smith> what is solid state?
<Winterreise> Blitzen!
<Blitzen> 12Winterreise
<Katarzyna> 106Hm, Winterr?
<Blitzen> !
<Winterreise> hi katar
<Blitzen> 12I LOVE YOU, MAN
<Winterreise> how are you?
<Blitzen> 12MORE THAN ANYTHING
<Katarzyna> 106=3
<Winterreise> blitzen no
<will_smith> what is solid state?
<will_smith> what is solid state?
<Winterreise> no
<Blitzen> 12EXCEPT THAT ONE GIRL
<will_smith> what is solid state?
<Katarzyna> 106Hi, drunk-ass Winterr.
<Winterreise> Katarr: I'm more intelligents when drunk
<Winterreise> intelligent*
<Katarzyna> 106Really?
<Winterreise> yes'm
<Katarzyna> 106I couldn't tell. =D
<Katarzyna> 106<333
<Winterreise> That's not very nice
<Winterreise> 332
<Winterreise> 331
<Winterreise> 330
<Winterreise> 329
<Winterreise> shall I continue?
* Katarzyna sighs
<Winterreise> hah
* Blitzen slaps Winterreise around a lot with a massive trout
<Blitzen> 12Stary writing.
<Blitzen> 12Start*
<Winterreise> what
<Blitzen> 12I'm dehydrated
<Winterreise> What
<Winterreise> so am I
<Blitzen> 12Write something, seriously
<Blitzen> 12Look at it tomorrow
<Blitzen> 12Trust me
<Winterreise> drunkiness id actually the body being over dehydratesd
<Winterreise> fuck
<Winterreise> write? ok.
<Winterreise> I would say that one
<Winterreise> plus two is four if it would 
<Winterreise> make you love me more
<Winterreise> haiku bitch
<Blitzen> 12Well played.
<Winterreise> what next?
<Winterreise> blitzeeeen
<Winterreise> katarr!
<Littlekill> downloading
<Littlekill> porn
<Littlekill> galore
<Littlekill> in preperation for no internets tomorrow night
<Blitzen> 12Excuse me
<Blitzen> 12In building armies
<Winterreise> BLITZEN
<lemmayoshi> um ba da bum bum bum touch my penis
<Blitzen> 12Know the immutable law
<Blitzen> 12Spawn more Overlords
<Winterreise> wtf blitzen
<Winterreise> stop being an ent
<Winterreise> youree not even a tree
<Blitzen> 12Neither are you
<Blitzen> 12You aren't even a tile
<Winterreise> im a tilen if i say im a tile motherfcker
<Blitzen> 12Wrong.
<Blitzen> 12Also
<Winterreise> what thebfuck
<Blitzen> 12Chrono Trigger was a horrible game
<Blitzen> 12It must be said
<will_smith> you're a horrible game
<Winterreise> what one wss that
<Blitzen> 12The bad one
<Winterreise> oh right
<will_smith> is it normal to feel buzzed at .04 BAC?
<Winterreise> lightweight
<Blitzen> 12Winterr seems fine at .001
<will_smith> XD
<Winterreise> whar
<Winterreise> what
<Blitzen> 12Oh, I am going to love talking to you tomorrow
<Winterreise> wht
<will_smith> there
<Winterreise> qhy
<Winterreise> why
<Winterreise> fck
<Winterreise> fuck
<will_smith> there's no way Winterreise is drunk enough to have a hangover
<Blitzen> 12Where did I say hangover?
<Winterreise> i dont ge drunk
<Blitzen> 12Did I ever say hangover?
<Blitzen> 12<Winterreise> Holy fuck guys
<Blitzen> 12<Winterreise> just got back from a party
<Blitzen> 12<Winterreise> drunk
<will_smith> if he was truly drunk anything he typed would be comlete rubbish
<Winterreise> i never said that/
<will_smith> you're right
<will_smith> youdidn't
<Blitzen> 12You caught me./
<will_smith> XD
<Winterreise> ,k
<Winterreise> i dont know where my drink went
* Evil-evilness ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: Through the fire and the flames we carry on!)
<Blitzen> 12<will_smith> if he was truly drunk anything he typed would be comlete rubbish
<Blitzen> 12By your logic, cj is always drunk before he comes online
<lemmayoshi> AURGH!
<Winterreise> mented fourthh
<will_smith> XD
<Katarzyna> 106Hehe, Blitz. Archive #5, saved. XD
<Blitzen> 12Wow.
<Katarzyna> Goodnight, all~
<Blitzen> 12Make a folder for them :D
<Winterreise> whats #5]
<lemmayoshi> goodnight kat
<Blitzen> Our cybersex logs
<Blitzen> 12:D
<Winterreise> katarr is leavinng?
<Blitzen> 12I kid
<Blitzen> 12Winterr, I call your bluff.
<Blitzen> 12You are not drunk
<Blitzen> Your sociopathic dickery ends here
<will_smith> do i have any quotes?
<Blitzen> 12And mine begins in twenty minutes when I go to the supermarket and poke holes in cup ramen containers.
<Winterreise> no here
<Blitzen> No.
* Winterreise was kicked by Blitzen (Here)
* Blitzen sets mode: +b Winterreise!*@*
<Littlekill> hiiiiiiiii
* Littlekill sets mode: -b Winterreise!*@*
* Blitzen sets mode: +b Winterreise!*@*
* Blitzen sets mode: -h Littlekill
<Littlekill> waaaaaaa
<Littlekill> WHAT ABOUT STAR OCEAN 2
<Blitzen> 12It's totally for his own good

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* Mut ([email protected]) has joined #whatever
<Blitzen> Sup Winterr
<Mut> Hello Blitzen
<Blitzen> Sorry about the ban last night
<Mut> yeah what was that aboupt
<Blitzen> Either you were trolling, in which case you deserved it, or were intoxicated, in which case it had lost its humor
<Mut> I wasn't on IRC last night?
<Katarzyna> Lol.
<Blitzen> Is that a question or a statement
<Mut> kind of bothj
<Sagensyg> It was obviously both
<Mut> I was at a party until like midnight
<Littlekill> 
<Blitzen> You came back
<Mut> and a friend drove me home
<Blitzen> I have logs
<Littlekill>       
<Blitzen> Funny stuff
<Mut> =/
<Blitzen> Kat, you were there, right?
<Katarzyna> Oh yes~
<Mut> oh god.
<Blitzen> Ahahahahahaha
<Littlekill> you came on to her
<Mut> I don't know whether to believe you two or not.
<Katarzyna> Silly drunken Winerr~
<Littlekill> and said i could have your girlfriend
<Blitzen> You played a game at the party
<Sagensyg> Mu = Winterreise?
<Blitzen> Called "Things"
<Mut> this doesn't make sense
<Sagensyg> Mut*
<Mut> I hardly ever get drunk
<Mut> ohh fuck
<Mut> I know what it was.
<Blitzen> And you kept saying "Black people"
<Blitzen> Right?
<Mut> ok shit.
<Sagensyg> He was high on shrooms
<Mut> uhh no
<Mut> they had made the skittle-flavoured vodka
<Mut> I had a shitload
<Mut> it was absolutely amazing
<Blitzen> You said you were drunk when you got on
<Blitzen> Then denied that you were drunk
<Blitzen> In the face of evidence
<Blitzen> It was amazing
<Mut> yeah see I don't really get drunk.
<Blitzen> Want me to post it on romu?
<Mut> no
<Littlekill> do it
<Littlekill> do it
<Littlekill> od itiot toid
<Mut> i'm surprised I don't remember this
<Blitzen> You were pretty out of it, man
<Mut> really?
<Mut> I was fine when I woke up =/
<Blitzen> You were making typo everywhere
<Mut> no headache or anything
<Blitzen> Let's see
<Blitzen> Also proof
<Blitzen> Danielle was not at the party
<Blitzen> She was sick
<Blitzen> Correct?
<Mut> Yeah.
<Mut> SPEAKING OF WHICH
<Mut> Saw her today ;)
<Blitzen> So, proof enough that you came online?
<Mut> Yeah.
<Mut> I'm surprised.
<Blitzen> It was funny
<Blitzen> I was fucking around with you
<Mut> Bastard.
<Blitzen> In my defense
<Katarzyna> =3
<Blitzen> I wasn't sure you were really intoxicated or not
<Mut> Wouldn't that be fairly obvious?
<Blitzen> You kept saying you were smarter when tipsy
<ricky> bonjour
<Blitzen> (you aren't, by the way)
<voidsies> HOLA
<Mut> Ok.
<ricky> Littlekill: saw the littlebigcontra
<ricky> really well done
<Littlekill> I NORITE
<Katarzyna> Yeah, you really weren't.
<Mut> Fuck.
<Mut> I probably just seem really smart compared to the other drunk people.
<Littlekill> YOU'RE SHITS WEAK FARTIN'S TOUGHER THAN YOU, GOOD KNIGHT TURNED BAD KNIGHT GOODNIGHT FOR YOU!
<Blitzen> All is forgiven, man.
<Mut> But shit.
<Blitzen> You were entertaining
<Mut> That vodka was delicious
<Mut> Didn't taste like vodka
<Littlekill> Rum is delicous
<Mut> Tasted like skittles
<Littlekill> someone skittled in your mouth
<Blitzen> THIS is the problem with RTDs
<Blitzen> Lightweights don't notice because it tastes so good
<Blitzen> And don't tell me I don't know. My grandfather brews some of the hardest shit known to mankind
<Littlekill> wtf fox
<Mut> I'm hardly a lightweight, though.
<Littlekill> ripping off the gameshow in jap
<Littlekill> where you gotta form like a tetris shape or else you fall in the water
<Blitzen> Either way, people get fooled into drinking more than they can take.
<Mut> I'm bored.
<Blitzen> (people like my sister)
<Littlekill> i drink a lot REALLY fast so i get drunk quick
<Littlekill> i seem to be immune to hangovers
<Littlekill> yaay'

There's some more. Mostly Winterr's reactions.

 

Sod^
If I could I would change your name to LoonyHyena; then you would be laughing, seriously, Hyena's have a great laugh

 

So you're cjkittycat again ???

Make up your mind will 'ya

 

Nope, It's loony's chilidish behaviour that's all :-\

 

[20:56] <Alex> ban me all you what
[20:56] <Alex> i got 10,000 IPs
[20:56] <&loonylion> no you havent

 

Well, for those not in the know, we've been having some botflood troubles lately and its coming to a moderately hilarious point since we're pretty sure we figured out who it was. Its a bit of a long read but trust me when I say there's some definite hilarity in there.

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<Winterreise> Anyone here have a CycloDS?
<Winterreise> I'm whoring my theme.
*** Seph^ is now known as Seph|Sleep
[Reider] A shame no one seems to want your whore.
<loonylion> god no
<loonylion> you don't know where its been
<supersonicsparky> lol
*** jeffy ([email protected]) has joined #RomUlation
*** Alex is now known as {H}{A}{C}{K}{E}{R}
<{H}{A}{C}{K}{E}{R}> LMAO
[Reider] Hi
*** Mode change [+v jeffy] on #RomUlation by Reider
[Reider] Interesting name you've chosen to switch to.
*** {H}{A}{C}{K}{E}{R} is now known as {R}{E}{I}{D}{E}{R}
<{R}{E}{I}{D}{E}{R}> LLMMAAO
 * supersonicsparky isnt fooled n00b :P
[Reider] I appreciate the flattery and all but you couldn't hope to be me.
<supersonicsparky> haha.
<jeffy> sparky can i pm you and ask a question
<Winterreise> LMFAO
*** Winterreise is now known as {W}{I}{N}{T}{E}{R}{R}{E}{I}{S}
<{W}{I}{N}{T}{E}{R}{R}{E}{I}{S}> LMFAOOOOOOOOO
<supersonicsparky> whatever...?
<supersonicsparky> ahahahha
<{R}{E}{I}{D}{E}{R}> LMAO
*** loonylion is now known as kent
*** {W}{I}{N}{T}{E}{R}{R}{E}{I}{S} is now known as Winterreise
 * kent is a noob
<Winterreise> So, Reider.
[Reider] Yes?
*** kent is now known as loonylion
*** lemmayoshi is now known as {A}{N}{A}{L}
<Winterreise> Fancy kicking someone who stole your name?
[Reider] Nah
<Winterreise> Cuntpunt, perhaps?
<Winterreise> So
<Winterreise> {R}{E}{I}{D}{E}{R}, correct me if I'm wrong.
<Winterreise> But you've been the little kid scripting us?
*** {R}{E}{I}{D}{E}{R} is now known as [b][a][d]-[a][s][s]
[Reider] heh
<loonylion> you wish
<Winterreise> XKCD comic, GO.
<Winterreise> Bad ass what
*** [b][a][d]-[a][s][s] is now known as [b][a][d]-[a][s][s][h][o][l][e
*** {A}{N}{A}{L} is now known as {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{
*** {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{ is now known as {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{
<loonylion> Winterreise: bad ass-lifeguard? :P
*** {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{ is now known as lemmayoshi
[Reider] lemmayoshishishishishishi
<lemmayoshi> jklfjklds
<lemmayoshi> what
[Reider] Hi
*** [b][a][d]-[a][s][s][h][o][l][e is now known as {^{-][}
<Winterreise> kthxbye
*** Winterreise has kicked {^{-][} from #romulation [SUPERCUNTPUNT]
*** Mode change [-m] on #RomUlation by loonylion
*** {^{-][} ([email protected]) has joined #RomUlation
[Reider] Dammit Winter
*** Winterreise has kicked {^{-][} from #romulation [SUPERCUNTPUNT]
*** {^{-][} ([email protected]) has joined #RomUlation
[Reider] I called it.
*** Winterreise has kicked {^{-][} from #romulation [SUPERCUNTPUNT]
*** {^{-][} is not on #RomUlation
*** Mode change [+b *!*testing@*.75DEC50.C643B026.IP] on #RomUlation by Reider
*** {^{-][} is not on #RomUlation
<Winterreise> Join in, it's fun
<Winterreise> Oh.
<Winterreise> Or not.
<Winterreise> Jerk./
<loonylion> fuck
<loonylion> you wrecked my test winterr
<loonylion> I turned +m off to see if the bots would come in
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<Alex> >.>
 * Alex slaps Winterreise around a bit with a 500lb C++ manual
<Winterreise> Alex some guy stole your nick!
<Winterreise> Called himself Hacker.
<Alex> ...
*** Mode change [-b *!*testing@*.75DEC50.C643B026.IP] on #RomUlation by Reider
<Alex> You DumbAss That was me
<Winterreise> I don't believe you.
<Alex> >.>
 * loonylion slaps winterreise around a bit with an anvil
<Winterreise> Someone like you wouldn't be able to suck that much cock, Alex
<Alex> Maybe You Get banned
<Alex> Not Me
<Winterreise> You're like 12 or something anyways.
<Alex> No Im 14
<Winterreise> And you use random capitolization.
<Winterreise> What are you, retarded?
<loonylion> alex if you're going to slap winterreise at least do it with something he'll feel
<Alex> No hes Mean And Rude
<Winterreise> Were you the scriptkiddy all this time?
<loonylion> hes also an op
<Alex> No
<Winterreise> I don't really need an answer since I know, but it'd be nice.
<loonylion> winterreise get off your soap box
<Winterreise> :(
<Winterreise> I like this soap box.
<Alex> I JUST CHANGED MY NICK TO HACKER
<Alex> OK?
<loonylion> I don't care, get off it
<Winterreise> Alex: Rather coincidental, don't you think?
<Winterreise> Not that scripting is hacking.
<Winterreise> Any 14 year old with access to Google can do it.
 * loonylion smashes winterreise's soap box over his head
<Alex> next Time i hack you're ip
<Alex> >,
<Alex> LMAO
<loonylion> alex grow up
<Winterreise> Alex: ok.
<Alex> No You
<Winterreise> It's 127.0.0.1
<Winterreise> Go ahead.
<Winterreise> Hack me all you want.
<Alex> Morron
<Winterreise> Moron*
<loonylion> cut it out kent
<Winterreise> Sure.
<supersonicsparky> lols
<Alex> ban me all you what
<Alex> i got 10,000 IPs
[Reider] So?
<loonylion> no you havent
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<Alex> i can join anytime any Any Where
[Reider] Don't care.
[Reider] I mean, I know its a bit hard to grasp, but no one really gives a shit.
<loonylion> Alex: try talking bullshit on a channel that's not opped by a networking professional
<Winterreise> By the way.
<Alex> Maybe Tell Winterreise To be Nice and Don Call People Names
<Winterreise> Alex, do you know who Patton is?
<voidsies> I HAVE 10,000 IPS LOL
<voidsies> LOL
<voidsies> LOL
<voidsies> LOL
<loonylion> shut it kent
<Winterreise> Ok. It's funnier if he doesn't, anyways :D
<Winterreise> Also
<Winterreise> voidsies
<Winterreise> IRC memories that shit
<Winterreise> And Alex....
<Winterreise> Oh you little igronant
*** Mode change [-o Winterreise] on #RomUlation by loonylion
<Alex> why not fuck off
[Reider] Gentlemen, please calm yourselves.
<voidsies> oh you little igronant
<voidsies> oh you little igronant
<voidsies> oh you little igronant
<loonylion> I warned you kent
<voidsies> oh you little igronant
<voidsies> oh you little igronant
<Alex> ....
*** Mode change [+o Winterreise] on #RomUlation by ChanServ
<Alex> T.T
[Reider] I'd hate for this to get messy.
<Winterreise> That's what she said.
<Winterreise> :|
<voidsies> You could always just ban the twat
[Reider] Then the bitch made a mess anyways. :(
<Winterreise> voidsies: More fun this way.
<voidsies> and avoid any of these "I GOTS IPs" shenanigans
<Alex> Winterreise you soo ANORNING
<Winterreise> voidsies: Why would we want to avoid those?
<Winterreise> ANORNINGGGGG
<Winterreise> ANORNING
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<voidsies> I can't stop giggling
<Winterreise> Holy fuck you sound like a dog with peanut butter stuck to the top of your mouth.
<voidsies> kbrbrb
<voidsies> HAI FANTASY
<Fantastein> HAI GANON
<Alex> ok thats its
<Alex> im going to kick you off you're pc
<Winterreise> k.
<Winterreise> Your*
<Winterreise> I'm*
<Winterreise> PC*
<Winterreise> Alex: How're you going to do that, anyways?
<Alex> you see
<Winterreise> Mhmm.
<Alex> im download a atk toolkit
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<Winterreise> Ok.
<Winterreise> You do that.
<Winterreise> While you're at it.
<Winterreise> I think I'll go to google and get one, too
<voidsies> Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh
<voidsies> hhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh
<Winterreise> It'll be good times
<Alex> what ever
<Alex> like you Goingto Get Me You idiot
<Winterreise> That's what she said.
<Alex> im behide a Proxy
<Winterreise> oh gods noes.
<voidsies> I'm behind seven proxies
<Winterreise> I have eight.
<voidsies> What kind of proxy alex?
[Reider] I'm behind a whale.
<voidsies> CGI? You behind a CGI proxy?
[Reider] Beat that asswipes.
<Alex> its my own program
<loonylion> bullshit
<voidsies> your own program, oh wow. Tor? Did you help develop Tor?
<Winterreise> Alex just let me know when you're going to attack me, will ya? :P I'll turn off Skynet for you.
<Winterreise> Alex you going yet?
<voidsies> Scanning ports 0001-8889
<voidsies> Test failed... Retrying...
<voidsies> UDP/TCP database connecting
<voidsies> IP Connected 39.18.43.98
<voidsies> irc://Alex:irc.imperium.ca
<voidsies> Oh look at that, I have your IP.
<Alex> >.>
<Alex> thats not my ip
<Alex> thats a proxy
<voidsies> Well that's convenient of you to say.
<voidsies> Except that your proxy IP was 24.96.34.19
<loonylion> its possible to backtrace through proxies anyway
<Alex> not mine
<loonylion> through any proxy
<Alex> not mine
<voidsies> Hah ok script kiddie just shush and we can avoid trouble, otherwise, I can be a bit vicious and malicious, yadididmean?
<Winterreise> Alex you atacking me yet?
<loonylion> even yours, kiddo
<loonylion> I do this for a job
<Alex> wait
<Winterreise> STOP
<Winterreise> HAMMER TIME.
[Reider] *unce* *unce* *unce*
[Reider] etc.
[Reider] etc.
<voidsies> oontz oontz oontz oontz
<Winterreise> Alex sup man.
<Winterreise> You attacking me yet?
<voidsies> He better not, I've got a 569-strong botnet prepared to TCP-rape his connection if he does.
<Alex> i got 1000
<loonylion> bullshit
<voidsies> Oh, grouped by x9ke?
<voidsies> That's what mine is
<voidsies> If you have 1000 grouped by x9ke I'm a bit fucked I suppose...
<Winterreise> voidsies, what's his power level reading?
<voidsies> Idk depends on if he's using x9ke man
<Winterreise> And if he is?
<Alex> nope its program thats beyond the Net
[Reider] Dunno, scouter blew up when I was watching this awesome pornography that overwhelmed the circuits.
[Reider] It was fucking hot.
<voidsies> beyond the Net, eh. More powerful than x9ke then?
<Alex> Yap
<voidsies> shiiiit.
<Alex> more Powerful then any other program
[Reider] More powerful than my erection?
<Winterreise> What about k387? More powerful than that, Alex?
<loonylion> alex you are talking utter crap
<Alex> Yap
<Winterreise> Oh man...
<Winterreise> What about Xk3CD31?
<Winterreise> More powerful than that?
<voidsies> Oh shit if his program rapes k387 we're doomed
<Alex> YES
<voidsies> Imperium is doomed...
<voidsies> OH MY FUCKING GOD
<voidsies> INTERWEB HOLOCAUST IS COMING
[Reider] I didn't even put on my uniform or slick my hair yet. :(
<voidsies> XK3CADNIUM31 !?
<Alex> its Called the EFI-XD-FG-500.5 DATA-KILLER
<Winterreise> [Scanning user:"Alex"]
<Winterreise> [Scan complete.]
<voidsies> HAH!
<Winterreise> [Proxy detected.]
<Winterreise> [Scanning.]
<Winterreise> [Scanning..]
<Winterreise> [Scanning...]
<Winterreise> [Scan complete.]
<Winterreise> [Bypassing proxy.]
<Winterreise> [Bypassing proxy..]
<Winterreise> [Bypassing proxy...]
<Winterreise> [Bypass complete.]
<Alex> >.>
<Winterreise> [IP logged.]
<voidsies> he still using 39.18.43.98?
<Winterreise> [WHOIS information obtained.]
<Winterreise> [Scanning host computer.]
<Winterreise> [Scanning host computer..]
<Winterreise> [Scanning host computer...]
<Winterreise> [Scan complete.]
<Winterreise> [Drive C:/ found.]
<Alex> dude if you Even Try to You Pc is Going To Blow Up
<Winterreise> [Scanning New Drive.]
<Winterreise> [Scanning New Drive..]
<Winterreise> [Scanning New Drive...]
<Winterreise> [Folder:"WINDOWS" found.]
<Alex> STARTING EFI_500.5
<Winterreise> [Scanning folder:"WINDOWS"]
<voidsies> oh god no he's starting it
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<voidsies> Oh my fucking God he got Winter
[Reider] ONOES
<supersonicsparky> lol
<Alex> SETTING 100,000 BOTS ATK
<voidsies> OH
<voidsies> MY
<voidsies> FUCKING
<voidsies> LORD
<voidsies> NO
<Alex> Starting in 600 secs
[Reider] Okay
[Reider] Cut it down to 20 secs
<voidsies> 10 fucking minutes till the internet explodes
[Reider] I'm horribly impatient. :(
<voidsies> Goddddddddddd damn nice knowing you all
<NightsWatch> Hey guys, what's going on?
<loonylion> a wind up
<NightsWatch> ohshi
[Reider] Alright, I call the seat next to you in Heaven voidsies.
<NightsWatch> noway
<loonylion> kid thinks he's tough
<voidsies> Alex is starting the biggest ever botnet attack on the entire internet ever recorded
<voidsies> and we're all fucked
<NightsWatch> Dibs on sitting in the other seat.
<voidsies> Internet goes down for days in 10 minutes
<voidsies> prepare yourself Nights
<NightsWatch> Alex: Who are you?
<voidsies> the greatest hacker to ever live.
<NightsWatch> oh shi-
<NightsWatch> no way.
<loonylion> a 14 year old who should be in bed
<Fantastein> ...I just realized I'm one of three people to be voiceless.
<Alex> im not Real
<NightsWatch> Alex: Hey.
<Fantastein> Man, I feel left out now.
<Alex> im a in The computer
[Reider] Well, we were in +m for most of the day so don't feel too bad.
[Reider] I'm in the computer too.
<Fantastein> Dammit, if I wanna feel bad I'll feel bad!
<Alex> no you're Not
[Reider] Its got this neat slot on the side that I like to blow my load in.
<Alex> you'r Not Listed
[Reider] It always feels so lovely. :)
<Fantastein> You inserted your floppy disk, Reider?
[Reider] It was a hard drive actually.
<loonylion> OMG reider has a 3.5"?!
[Reider] It came out a floppy disk though.
<loonylion> poor guy
[Reider] I was a bit disappointed. :(
<NightsWatch> Alex is a big jerk
<Fantastein> Haha
[Reider] I'm getting ripped off by my own computer. :(
<NightsWatch> he wouldn't even respond to my PMs
<voidsies> Alex has pancake nipples
<Alex> REEFI in 1000 Sec
<voidsies> REEFI OH FUCK I HATE REEFI
<NightsWatch> HE'S PUTTING ROOFIES IN OUR DRINKS
[Reider] Isn't that 400 seconds more than last time?
<NightsWatch> DON'T DRINK ANYTHING
[Reider] Come on man, I told you I was impatient. :(
 * Fantastein looks at his fanta...
<Fantastein> Oh fuck.
<NightsWatch> *sigh*
<voidsies> THE SECONDS ADDS UP, ALEX HAS SUCCESSFULLY REVERSED THE FLOW OF TIME
<NightsWatch> I grow impatient.
*** NightsWatch is now known as Winterreise
*** Mode change [+o Winterreise] on #RomUlation by ChanServ
*** Winterreise has kicked Alex from #romulation [SUPERCUNTPUNT1]
*** Alex ([email protected]) has joined #RomUlation
[Reider] If I'm going to be e-raped I want it to be done in a quick and meticulous fashion. :(
<Fantastein> OH GREAT NOW I'M ONE OF TWO PEOPLE
*** Winterreise has kicked Alex from #romulation [SUPERCUNTPUNT2]
*** Alex ([email protected]) has joined #RomUlation
*** Mode change [+b *!*@E7D9D92E.26E0634F.96D8D8F6.IP] on #RomUlation by Winterreise
*** Winterreise has kicked Alex from #romulation [SUPERCUNTPUNT 3333333333333333333333333]
<Winterreise> Bai bai
*** Mode change [+i] on #RomUlation by loonylion

At the rate its going, there's probably going to be a continuation.

 

That was a fucking awesome time.

 

Winter, although being a girl was a bad reason to tell you to stop being rude perhaps you should say sorry to her as you were mean for no reason :-\

 

Re: OFFICIAL IRC MEMORIES TOPIC - post all the funny shit that happens in irc he

Man, I am missing out(basically lost)...I need to get on IRC more often.

 

Code:

[20:26]	=-=	Mode #RomUlation +b Seph!*@* by Reid
[20:26]	<loonylion>	because both characters fail equally?
[20:26]	=-=	Mode #RomUlation -b Seph!*@* by Reid
[20:26]	<Pada>	No Seph :'(
[20:26]	<Reid>	Hehe

Trouble strikes

 

Code:

<tinymonkeyt> I'm taking a shower brb. No peeking.
<anandjones> tiny: You're ugly.

 

This was a discussion about porn: (if it hasn't been posted) (lightly edited for irrelevance)

 

^That right there was gold

 

Koniferus motorboats faun
<Faune> Uuuuuuuhhh
<Koniferus> faune^
<Faune> S..squishy?
<SplinterOfChaos> They are!
<SplinterOfChaos> Good piint!
<SplinterOfChaos> point
<SplinterOfChaos> ...are they?
<Koniferus> perfect sound effect faune


FOR THE WIN!!!

 

too fucking funny