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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by b00bage, Jun 11, 2007.

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  1. b00bage

    b00bage Member

    This topic will be dedicated to any funny happenings that happen in the #romulation irc channel on imperium. If you are not sure how to get onto irc, Zerozangle has kindly written a tutorial on how to use mirc to get onto romulations irc channel: irc tutorial

    Please note, IRC channel is definitely NOT PG-13.

    Anyways here are a couple of mine that I've collected to kick this thing off =)

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    07:11.26 ( Re4retard ) hows the site holding up
07:11.41 ( ~Seph ) imagine a woode nthreehouse
07:11.43 ( ~Seph ) *wooden
07:11.46 ( ~Seph ) *treehouse
07:12.07 ( ~Seph ) as romulation of course
07:12.21 ( Re4retard ) ?
07:12.27 ( ~Seph ) now instead of nails you use bandaids
07:12.41 ( Re4retard ) basicly it could break at any time
07:12.45 ( ~Seph ) and instead of planks you use fine print paper

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07:30.52 ( Rainier ) if you don't like me that certainly then you shouldn't be afraid of saying the reasons
07:31.05 ( Rainier ) so I guess if it's more like you can stand up to your claims or not
07:31.59 ( b00bage ) 1. YOUR A CUNT BUT IM AN ASS NOW WE JUST NEED A DICK...
07:32.16 ( Rainier ) llololololol
07:33.12 ( ~Seph ) yeah Rainier like b00bage says, we're just not compatible
07:33.30 ( Ganondorf ) What about me? :d
07:33.32 ( Rainier ) errr, Seph, bob was kinda... joking
07:33.40 ( b00bage ) I disagree Seph as your the DICK in that equation
07:33.42 ( ~Seph ) we keep bumping together not be never really connect
07:33.54 ( ~Seph ) b00bage: am I a huuge dig?
07:33.56 ( Ganondorf ) What about me? :d
07:33.56 ( Ganondorf ) What about me? :d
07:33.57 ( Rainier ) err
07:34.01 ( b00bage ) Seph: of course
07:34.01 ( Rainier ) Seph, we have just, talked, like, twice
07:34.04 ( Rainier ) this being the second one
07:34.12 ( ~Seph ) Ganondorf you're the guy who wants to join but only gets to watch
07:34.19 ( Rainier ) you can't even say the reasons of why you don't like me
07:34.23 ( Ganondorf ) join what?
07:34.29 ( b00bage ) Ganondorf: vibrator attachment?

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07:29.56       .•• Sensei ( [email protected] ) joined #RomUlation
07:29.56       .•• Sensei sets #RomUlation mode +ao Sensei Sensei
07:30.01 ( b00bage ) w00t
07:30.05 ( @phreakhacker ) sure seph... security 'card' is what i'm gonna be
07:30.10 ( @phreakhacker ) geez...
07:30.19 ( b00bage ) Seph: type /bs say #romulation to make it say shit
07:30.20 ( ~Seph ) secirry guard
07:30.30 ( &Sensei ) I did it for the lulz
07:30.54 ( b00bage ) phreakhacker: you can manipulate the bot aswell
07:31.24 ( @phreakhacker ) cool
07:31.26 ( &Sensei ) b00bage is ugly
07:31.30 ( @phreakhacker ) but i'll try it some other time
07:31.35 ( ~Seph ) who did that?
07:31.39 ( @phreakhacker ) i'm bathing in mame goodness right now... =D
07:31.51 ( &Sensei ) nomercy PLZ have mercy on me!
07:31.56 ( b00bage ) Sensei: but I give you anal just the way you like it
07:32.04 ( ~Seph ) omg this is the perfect toy for a child like myself. :D
07:32.17 ( &Sensei ) Seph is awesome
07:32.19 ( b00bage ) Seph: only +o and above can command the bot
07:32.19 ( ~Seph ) thanks you
07:32.34 ( ~Seph ) so what does it do?
07:32.41 ( ~Seph ) besides chat?
07:32.59 ( ~Seph ) Luceiia is a bot too right?
07:33.03 ( b00bage ) yes
07:33.05 ( b00bage ) no
07:33.07 ( b00bage ) no
07:33.14 ( b00bage ) spambot is a bot of that chan
07:33.32 ( ~Seph ) [23:27:32] * +Luceiia is away: washing my hair
07:33.37 ( ~Seph ) luceiia is a bot too
07:33.40 ( b00bage ) nope
07:33.42 ( ~Seph ) no one goes away because they wash their hair
07:33.55 ( b00bage ) luceii actually talks
07:34.09 ( ~Seph ) not in here. :P
07:34.49 ( &Sensei ) Seph is homosexual but denies it all the time
07:34.56 ( @phreakhacker ) sweet... =D
07:35.00 ( ~Seph ) hmm
07:35.07 ( ~Seph ) anyway I can make it so ops CAN'T use it?
07:35.13       .•• Seph sets #RomUlation mode -o phreakhacker
07:35.17 ( b00bage ) Seph: type /bs help to see what other shit you can make sensei do
07:35.23 ( b00bage ) Seph: no
07:35.31 ( b00bage ) its dependant on chanserv
07:35.34 ( phreakhacker ) oh... ffuuuuuccckkkk.... C'MON YOU BIG BABY!!!
07:35.37 ( b00bage ) phreakhacker type !op
07:35.43 ( phreakhacker ) !op
07:35.43       .•• Sensei sets #RomUlation mode +o phreakhacker
07:35.52 ( @phreakhacker ) holy shit...
07:35.55 ( ~Seph ) !deop phreakhacker
07:35.56       .•• Sensei sets #RomUlation mode -o phreakhacker
07:35.56 ( phreakhacker ) whoa...
07:35.57 ( ~Seph ) haha
07:35.58 ( +cpM ) fantasy cmds are weak :P
07:36.00 ( ~Seph ) !op phreakhacker
07:36.00       .•• Sensei sets #RomUlation mode +o phreakhacker
07:36.21 ( ~Seph ) so can it op non auto opped users?
07:36.23 ( b00bage ) phreakhacker: /cs op #romulation if you want to be stealthy =p
07:36.33 ( b00bage ) Seph: yes
07:36.40       .•• Sensei sets #RomUlation mode +o phreakhacker
07:36.49 ( @phreakhacker ) hm... =P
07:36.50 ( @phreakhacker ) nice
07:36.56       .•• Sensei sets #RomUlation mode +o Seph
07:36.58       .•• Sensei sets #RomUlation mode +o Seph
07:36.58       .•• Sensei sets #RomUlation mode +o Seph
07:37.04 ( ~Seph ) oh looks I'm tripple op
07:37.19 ( ~Seph ) haha nomercy can't use this bot
07:37.20 ( ~Seph ) awesome
07:37.30 ( &Sensei ) Seph is stooopid...
07:37.32 ( +cpM ) Seph, /cs deowner
07:37.58 ( ~Seph ) /cs op
07:38.00 ( @phreakhacker ) muahahaha... i love this thing... =D
07:38.03 ( ~Seph ) /cs deowner
07:38.06 ( ~Seph ) it doesn't do anything =/
07:38.11 ( +cpM ) /cs clear #RomUlation users
07:38.13 ( ~Seph ) /cc deowner
07:38.16 ( ~Seph ) cpM stop lieing =/
07:38.22 ( @phreakhacker ) rofl
07:38.26 ( b00bage ) Seph: /cs deowner #romulation
07:38.39 ( ~Seph ) /cs deowner #romulation
07:38.42 ( ~Seph ) still doesn't work
07:38.48 ( ~Seph ) why are you lieing too =/
07:38.59 ( @phreakhacker ) haha
07:39.13 ( b00bage ) Seph: typing /cs owner #romulation will reowner you
07:39.24 ( ~Seph ) /cs owner #romulation
07:39.27 ( ~Seph ) I broke it =/
07:39.31 ( +cpM ) b00bage, owner doesn't need the channel
07:39.49 ( ~Seph ) /me broke the irc
07:40.01 ( +cpM ) damn you Seph, now fix it
07:40.02       .•• Ghostgirl ( [email protected] ) joined #RomUlation
07:40.03 ( b00bage ) Seph: I can see through what your doing
07:40.05 ( @phreakhacker ) whoa... how come the /me commands aren't working?
07:40.20 ( ~Seph ) um nomercy, anyone you know?
07:40.30 ( b00bage ) /me has sex with Seph
07:40.43 ( @phreakhacker ) erm...
07:40.50 ( ~Seph ) /me is glad that command didn't work
07:40.54 ( @phreakhacker ) too much info b00bage, but okay
07:41.00 ( b00bage ) Seph = sexy
07:41.06 ( ~Seph ) damn straight
07:41.10 ( +MegaRoms ) [URL active] - Address:[URL://megaroms.myftp.org:21] - Login:[roms] - Password:[downloads] - Max Users:[3] - Description:[Latest Roms 24/7 (Fserve on FTP)] - SysReset 2.53
07:41.26 ( +cpM ) Seph = 4 letters, 4 sexy letters
07:41.31 ( ~Seph ) damn straight
07:41.41 ( @phreakhacker ) OMG, what is this? the twilight zone?
07:41.52 ( ~Seph ) /me laiks the twilight zone
07:41.55 ( +cpM ) phreakhacker, no the dusk zone
07:41.57 ( @phreakhacker ) the zone where Seph's ego just skyrockets into the stratosphere above?
07:42.15 ( @phreakhacker ) i don't care what zone it is!!!
07:42.17 ( ~Seph ) it's always been up there
07:42.22 )) @phreakhacker breathes deeply...
07:42.30 ( @phreakhacker ) hey, how come my /me commands work?
07:42.36 ( ~Seph ) omg phreakhacker fixed it
07:42.40 )) ~Seph is working too
07:42.42 ( ~Seph ) omg nice one phreakhacker
07:42.54 ( b00bage ) phreakhacker: typing /cs invite #romulation will allow you to join this channel regardless of any chan modes and will allow you to bypass +b
07:42.54 ( ~Seph ) omg omg
07:43.00 ( @phreakhacker ) I'VE GOT THE POWER!!!!
07:43.09 ( ~Seph ) b00bage: why did you have to tell him that? =/
07:43.18 ( b00bage ) Seph: entertainment
07:43.23 ( +cpM ) /cs clear #RomUlation users
07:43.24 ( @phreakhacker ) 'cos i've got the power?
07:43.29 ( Ghostgirl ) hey everyone :)
07:43.35 ( ~Seph ) hey Ghostgirl
07:43.35 ( @phreakhacker ) hey Ghostgirl
07:43.41 ( b00bage ) Seph: you always have the akick up your sleeve
07:43.43 ( @phreakhacker ) stop copying me Seph
07:43.52 ( ~Seph ) stop copying me Seph
07:43.57 ( b00bage ) 07:43.35 ( ~Seph ) hey Ghostgirl
07:43.57 ( b00bage ) 07:43.35 ( @phreakhacker ) hey Ghostgirl
07:44.00 ( b00bage ) wah?
07:44.02 ( Ghostgirl ) so where are the latest roms? :D
07:44.09 ( b00bage ) Ghostgirl: in my pants
07:44.13 ( Ghostgirl ) are there any new ones available which arent on the website yet?
07:44.19 ( %nomercy ) stop scaring away people
    Also when posting use the
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    [code]enter irc quote here[/ code] (without the space)
    to prevent this topic from becoming untidy[/code]
     
    b00bage, Jun 11, 2007
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  2. nomercy

    nomercy Well-Known Member

    Re: OFFICIAL IRC MEMORIES TOPIC - post all the funny shit that happens in irc he

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    [22:32] <nomercy> so anyway, i'm finally getting a new vid card
[22:32] <loonylion> a voodoo 4? :P
[22:33] <nomercy> nah, a 6200
[22:33] <Seph> Voodoo 6200
[22:33] <Seph> no such card
[22:33] <loonylion> he means the voodoo 6.200 I think :P
[22:33] <nomercy> finding drivers for that one is a real bitch
[22:34] <loonylion> yeah, cos it never made retail release
[22:34] <nomercy> you really made that sound like you're a voodoo geek
[22:35] <nomercy> like a voodoo collector
[22:35] <nomercy> 'it is still in the original package'
[22:36] <loonylion> I have all the voodoo cards
[22:36] <loonylion> none of them in original packaging tho :P
[22:38] <nomercy> loony, you're scaring me...
[22:39] <Seph> nomercy: wait, we're talking about loony here, and his amount of hardware is the thing that scare you the most?
[22:40] <loonylion> just the tip of the iceberg :)
[22:44] <nomercy> eww, I don't want to know about loony's hardware...
     
    nomercy, Jun 12, 2007
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  3. Phreak Hacker

    Phreak Hacker Well-Known Member

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


    That's some awesome stuff... =D
     
    Phreak Hacker, Jul 5, 2007
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  4. Seph

    Seph Administrator Staff Member

    Code:
    [04:33:05] <Winterreise> how are you?
[04:34:10] <Ganondorf> Pretty good, you?
[04:34:34] <Winterreise> Not bad.
[04:34:39] <Winterreise> Shaving, in fact.
[04:34:57] <Ganondorf> haha
[04:36:14] <~Seph> what an odd time to shave O.o
[04:36:30] <~Seph> shaving and IRC'ing at the same time.
[04:36:52] * ~Seph awards Winterreise the "Most Technologically Advanced Shaver" award
    We're still having fun in there, come join us. :D
     
    Seph, Aug 7, 2007
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  5. Seph

    Seph Administrator Staff Member

    After an usual amount of activity:
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    [04:35:22] <Ganondorf> Today is, like, a landmark in #romulation history
[04:35:29] <Ganondorf> August 14, 2007
[04:35:29] <~Seph> oh yeah
[04:35:31] <~Seph> on activity
[04:35:32] <Ganondorf> NEVAR FORGET
[04:37:01] <~Seph> Remember remember the 14th of August, the IRC chat and plot, I know of no reason the IRC chat should ever be forgot.
[04:37:29] <~Seph> we should definitely do this again in November
    Everyone get the November reference right? :p

    Why is it that the fun stuff always happens when I'm supposed to be sleeping?
     
    Seph, Aug 15, 2007
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  6. dooz

    dooz Member

    Re: OFFICIAL IRC MEMORIES TOPIC - post all the funny shit that happens in irc he

    yay for activity!

    btw im asdf...on IRC
     
    dooz, Aug 15, 2007
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  7. Reider

    Reider Modereider

    It'd be even better if we did it tomorrow, since I have the day off from work.

    If you don't know who I am, I pity you.
     
    Reider, Aug 15, 2007
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  8. Seph

    Seph Administrator Staff Member

    Code:
    [21:51:23] <RudyChan> Why does the latest nds rom say.. (loli) at the end
[21:51:28] <RudyChan> makes me want to play it.
[21:51:33] <asdf> release group
[21:51:38] <RudyChan> oh.
[21:51:40] <RudyChan> nvm. ]:
    Dirty mind that one. :p
     
    Seph, Aug 15, 2007
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  9. stevo11185

    stevo11185 Well-Known Member

    Re: OFFICIAL IRC MEMORIES TOPIC - post all the funny shit that happens in irc he

    Heh. i was there when he said that Seph. It does worry me though that he said he wants to play a game because it says loli at the end.
     
    stevo11185, Aug 18, 2007
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  10. Seph

    Seph Administrator Staff Member

    Code:
    [17:48:47] <Winterreise> OK, i'm going to call WalMart to see if they've broken the street date on Bioshock
[17:50:18] <Winterreise> $5 says they have/
[17:50:47] <~Seph> ...
[17:50:57] <Winterreise> What the hell. Noone's picking up.
[17:51:09] <Winterreise> The feds must have tipped them off that I'd be calling...
[17:51:36] <~Seph> they're playing hide and seek
[17:52:01] <Winterreise> Or being robbed.
[17:52:41] <Winterreise> Yay, someone picked up.
[17:52:46] <Winterreise> Bastard lady.
[17:52:49] <Winterreise> "Bio..what?"
[17:52:56] <Winterreise> "Shock"
[17:52:56] <Winterreise> "Shuck?"
[17:53:02] <Winterreise> "No, shock. As in, I'm going to shock you with a taser"
[17:53:04] <Winterreise> "Oh."
[17:53:13] <Winterreise> "One moment, please"
[17:53:45] <Winterreise> *Enjoys hold music*
[17:53:51] <Winterreise> *It's Moonlight Sonata - Beethoven*
[17:53:56] <~Seph> WalMart really is the epitome of intelligence
     
    Seph, Aug 20, 2007
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  11. Phreak Hacker

    Phreak Hacker Well-Known Member

    Re: OFFICIAL IRC MEMORIES TOPIC - post all the funny shit that happens in irc he

    All bash-worthy.... I think you guys should post some of this stuff.
     
    Phreak Hacker, Aug 20, 2007
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  12. Reider

    Reider Modereider

    Well, we learn new things about people all the time around here.

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    <Seph> "Control a polar bear and a walrus in a changing 3D environment. Each animal has varying attributes such as speed, stamina, strength and hunger that will change depending upon their condition
<Seph> and surroundings.
<Seph> new Wii game, I can't fucking wait
<Seph> bed time, I think I'll dream about all the wonderful polar bear action
[Reider] Wow, I didn't know you were into that sort of thing.
<Ganondorf> Hahaha
     
    Reider, Aug 21, 2007
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  13. nomercy

    nomercy Well-Known Member

    Why would anyone want to capture Seph's fetishes anyway? Aren't you disturbed yourself then?
     
    nomercy, Aug 22, 2007
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  14. DerikkuKun

    DerikkuKun Member

    Re: OFFICIAL IRC MEMORIES TOPIC - post all the funny shit that happens in irc he

    There is an IRC? ​
     
    DerikkuKun, Aug 24, 2007
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  15. Reider

    Reider Modereider

    On the main page, there's a menu and on that menu you should see "IRC Channel"

    Just click on that and it should take care of the rest.
     
    Reider, Aug 24, 2007
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  16. Seph

    Seph Administrator Staff Member

    Code:
    [21:59:19] <~Seph> Shaun of the Dead er genial
[21:59:27] <RudyChan> o.o>
[21:59:49] <~Seph> Shaun of the Dead is brilliant
[21:59:57] <~Seph> forgot to switch brain to English
    Shit happens when it's still early. :D
     
    Seph, Aug 24, 2007
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  17. Seph

    Seph Administrator Staff Member

    Re: OFFICIAL IRC MEMORIES TOPIC - post all the funny shit that happens in irc he

    The identity of involved parts have been removed to protect their lives. ::)

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    <A> Though there might actually be a market for encrypted chats
<A> You know, for all the pedophiles and such
<A> They're usually really paranoid...
<B> Mwah, they put an awful lot of thrust into those little kids....
     
    Seph, Aug 29, 2007
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  18. Seph

    Seph Administrator Staff Member

    Oh such interesting facts you learn. :D

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    [20:38:31] <ChrisValentine> Yes, I'm a little crazy too. (My voice sounds like a girl on the microphone. I'M A DUDE, GOSH DARNIT!)
     
    Seph, Sep 3, 2007
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  19. Seph

    Seph Administrator Staff Member

    Sometimes I really wonder if he was dropped on his head...

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    [03:54:21] <~Seph> Ganondorf: you'll have a faster PC while you download :)
[03:54:23] <Reider> Or he'll be aroused.
[03:54:32] <Ganondorf> I download mostly overnight ;)
[03:54:37] <~Seph> uTorrent is using 3.5 MB memory right now
[03:54:41] <Ganondorf> Wow
[03:54:54] <Ganondorf> In that case, I'll probably be switching over tomorrow ;p
[03:54:55] <~Seph> yeah, uTorrent = <3
[03:56:46] <%Winterreise> UTORRENT DOESN'T WORK
[03:56:48] <%Winterreise> IGNORE SEPH
[03:56:51] <%Winterreise> MINE IS FUCKED UP
[03:57:54] <~Seph> that's not utorrent
[03:57:55] <~Seph> that's you
[03:58:13] <Ganondorf> oburn
[03:58:17] <%Winterreise> How is it me?
[03:58:22] <Ganondorf> oburn
[03:58:28] <%Winterreise> I download an update, and suddenly none of my torrents are working
[03:58:36] <~Seph> did you check that your port is open?
[03:58:57] <%Winterreise> How.
[03:59:27] <~Seph> http://www.utorrent.com/testport.php?port=port+here
[03:59:42] <%Winterreise> what port do I try.
[03:59:54] <Ganondorf> 6881-6889
[03:59:55] <%Winterreise> nevermind lol
[03:59:56] <Ganondorf> bitochca!
[04:00:17] <~Seph> no
[04:00:20] <~Seph> try whatever port you use
[04:00:24] <~Seph> I use port 350000
[04:00:28] <~Seph> err 35000
[04:01:03] <%Winterreise> How do I open a port.
[04:01:23] <~Seph> portforward.com
[04:01:26] <~Seph> damn newb
[04:01:40] <Reider> haha
     
    Seph, Sep 7, 2007
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  20. Void

    Void Well-Known Member

    Re: OFFICIAL IRC MEMORIES TOPIC - post all the funny shit that happens in irc he

    [20:48] <Ohji> FUCK YEAH I LEVELED UP
    [20:48] <Ganondorf> FUCK YEAH SEAKING
    [20:50] <RudyChan> FUCK NO MUDKIP
    [20:50] <Reider> FUCK WHATEVER
    [20:50] <Ganondorf> FUCK WHAT DID YOU SAY BITCH?
    [20:51] <Reider> FUCK THE FUCKING FUCKERS IN THEIR FUCKHOLES OF FUCKETRY!
    [20:51] <RudyChan> FUCK YEAH RUDYCHAN
    [20:51] <Ganondorf> FUCK YEAH FAGGOTRY
    [20:51] <Ganondorf> FUCK NO FAGGOTRY, RATHER>
    [20:51] <Ohji> FUCK YEAH TIDAL WAVE
    [20:51] <Reider> FUCK NO SOLAR BEAM
    [20:52] <Ganondorf> FUCK YEAH THUNDERSHOCK
    [20:52] <Ohji> FUCK YEAH SUNNYBEAMING
    [20:52] <Reider> FUCK YEAH FUCKING
    [20:52] <Ganondorf> FUCK YEAH IRCMEMORY?
    [20:52] <Reider> FUCK YEAH SURE
    [20:53] <Ganondorf> FUCK OKAY IM ON IT
     
    Void, Sep 14, 2007
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