(non sexist) male vs female

Male 2

 

F1

 

M1.

Mi amore, heaven can wait, I found paradise

 

M2.

Poetry I unfortunately lack.

 

M3

Don't sweat it, cookies don't need poetry, just a full set of chocolate chips.

 

f1

 

M1.

How dee, how you doing this day?

 

im good you

f1

 

M1 >

 

M2. So far so good. Always a pleasure beautiful. Sleep well, from one D to another Dee.

-Dan

 

hi dedboy(dan)

m3

 

M4. Sup Ryan, hope you're feeling better

 

much, finally over my cold, but the cat pissed in the sink again -.-"(gotta hate Demerol)

M5

 

M6.

 

M7

 

My unopened Reach is hurting me eyes.

M8.

 

M9 Kitty has fallen for your extremely sexy plumbing. Get her a date with the hot water heater next, or even the air conditioner unit.

 

M10 I don't know, air conditioner is pretty risky for a kitty. Might as well aim big right?

 

M11

maybe...she already tried to rape the electrical box DX

 

M12. The females have appeared to have left.