Ninjas can't catch you if

Ninjas can't catch you IF you are pink grasshopper

 

Ninjas can't catch you if you're Haunter

 

ninjas can't catch you if you use your ninja shield

 

if you hit them wif da Ninja Repellant; which can be found in the nearest Baby Gap!

 

Ninja's can't catch you if you shoot their asses with a M4A1 Hyprid Scope w/ Holographic Sight

 

Ninjas can't catch you if you're a Bunny

 

ninjas can't catch you if you have the tanuki suit.

 

ninjas can't catch you if you're black

 

ninjas can't catch you if they don't have any pokeballs

 

ninjas can't catch you if are a Monster Girl

 

Ninjas can't catch you if you're Vincent Valentine.

 

Ninjas can't catch you if you're ugly ^^'

 

There is no "if." Ninjas cant catch me

 

Ninjas can't catch you if you're Magus.

 

Ninjas can catch you if you're Zihark_776

 

fix'd (lol)

 

Ninja's can't catch you if you're a ninja yourself.

 

Ninjas can't catch you if you have a normal avatar.

Much better.

 

Lol you know I'm messin with ya Zihark. Oh you changed your name lol.
Ninjas can't catch you're Captian John "Soap" MacTavish

 

Cuz he's dead
*spoil?*