Ninjas can't catch you if

Ninjas can't catch you if you Soviet Reversal them.

 

Ninjas can't catch you if you face them head on!

 

Ninja can't catch you if you're dead

 

Ninjas can't catch you if ninjas can't catch you

 

Ninjas can't catch you...if you're INVISIBLE! ;D

 

Ninjas can't catch you if you're Dias Flac.

 

Ninjas can't catch you if you hide underneath your bed.
Ninjas can't catch you if you pretend you don't exist.
Ninjas can't catch you if you pretend they don't exist.

 

Ninjas can't catch you if you're Casshern.

 

Ninja can't catch you if you become a ninja

 

ninjas can't catch you if your dead

 

Ninja can't catch you if you're a Pokemon

 

Ninjas can't catch you if you jump through someone's windshield.

 

ninjas can't catch you if you know kung fu

 

ninjas can't catch you if you post here

 

Ninjas can't catch you if ninjas never existed

 

If you don't make them have any reason to catch you

 

Ninjas can't catch you if you cover yourself in lube
Ninjas can't catch you if they've already caught you

 

ninjas cant catch you if they lost your adress

 

Ninjas can't catch you if you can beat Air Man.

 

if you are in soviet russia there you beat ninja's