name one thing you want for xmas

oh man, I want a computer thats fast enough to play a PS3 emulator

 

I want a stripper

I want cash!

 

Agreed. Both.

 

To get these voices out of my head!

 

Name one thing eh?

A new DSLite, as my other is dead.

 

I could use a new phone.

 

A patch thata allows my R4i SD-HC To work on my DS again.

 

I want someone to write a book about asexuality, and a spanking new tablet. ;\

 

for the memories of masturbating and ejaculating a few weeks ago to go away
for a new PC with an intel i series processor and an ATI HD Radeon 6870 like what Артём
said

 

boobs

 

don't you already have? with... well you know

 

Yes, but I want more. You can never have enough boobs.

 

I want money to fix the yellow light of death on my ps3. Im still mourning...i had to buy another but you cant just replace a loved one :-(

 

a nerf football

 

i've always wanted a pink pony :/

 

not nearly as bad as mine. I got a pentium 3 processor. hell, it can't even play warcraft 3 on medium

 

All I want for christmas, is you!! (and a wii pony)

 

a bottle of jack

 

i want a calculator.

 

^^This.