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My Fellow Americans

Discussion in 'Forum Games, Jokes & Random' started by Artifactor, Nov 24, 2008.

  1. cjdogger

    cjdogger Guest

    My fellow Americans:
    Shut the f*ck up! It's 2:00 AM in the morning! I'm trying to get some sleep here!!! >:[
     
  2. Mishy

    Mishy Well-Known Member

    My Fellow Americans;

    Jesus says he doesn't like country music, and wants us all to burn it to ashes! :eek:
     
  3. cjdogger

    cjdogger Guest

    My fellow Americans:
    I like big butts and I cannot lie
    You other brothers can't deny
    That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
    And a round thing in your face
    You get sprung!
     
  4. Mishy

    Mishy Well-Known Member

    My Fellow Americans:

    I command you to listen to me babble on about things that don't make any sense whatsoever.
     
  5. cjdogger

    cjdogger Guest

    My Fellow Americans men:
    I command you to listen to your fellow American women
     
  6. Mishy

    Mishy Well-Known Member

    My fellow Americans:

    Disregard that last comment, women are the devil I's tells ya!
     
  7. cjdogger

    cjdogger Guest

    My fellow American Women:
    I command you to listen to your fellow American men

    ...
    Perhaps that's not a good idea...
     
  8. dmac154

    dmac154 Well-Known Member

    My fellow Americans,

    mhmm, I forgot what I was going to say :p
     
  9. cjdogger

    cjdogger Guest

    My fellow Americans:
    Let stupidity be our advantage! We are unpredictable!
    What?
    George Bush is the guy giving America the stupid stereotype?...
    Let's get him!
     
  10. Mishy

    Mishy Well-Known Member

    My Fellow Americans:

    Wash your clothes in dirt, and walk around your ranch...
     
  11. dmac154

    dmac154 Well-Known Member

    My fellow Americans:
    I hereby mandate that everyone must attack all bases, so they can belong to us!
     
  12. cjdogger

    cjdogger Guest

    My Fellow Americans:
    Can I has cheez burger?
    No?
    Why?
    Oh yeah, the recession...
     
  13. meminpanda

    meminpanda Well-Known Member

    My Fellow Americans:
    Waaaazzzzzzzuuuuppppp!!!
     
  14. cjdogger

    cjdogger Guest

    My fellow Amez:
    I am your chillin' prez, innit!
    Respeckt.
    Sorry bout' my grammar but I never went to school
    because i'm George Wickity-Wack Bush Liek!
     
  15. Mishy

    Mishy Well-Known Member

    My Fellow Americans:

    Videos are good. They don't make you kill people...I do...
     
  16. ClydeOne

    ClydeOne Well-Known Member

    My fellow Americans:

    Please, just call me W.
     
  17. cjdogger

    cjdogger Guest

    ^My fellow Americans:^
    ...Anker
     
  18. Mishy

    Mishy Well-Known Member

    My fellow Americans:

    My VP, Dick Cheney has shot someone in the face....Isn't he the greatest. 4srs?!
     
  19. cjdogger

    cjdogger Guest

    My Fellow Americans:
    I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky
    *Jumps off the world's tallest skyscraper
     
  20. skynth

    skynth Well-Known Member

    My fellow americans

    Today we are going to rule the world, if you don't like me walk away.

    hello...??

    My Fellow Americans...??