"My Avatar would _______ YOURS!"

My avatar would stop yours from doing that.

 

my avatar would cast a spell on you

 

My avatar would say, "ZOMG YUKI NAGATO!!!!!!!1" and give you a hug.

 

My avatar would shoot yours for knowing someone I don't from her avatar.

 

My avatar would attempt to stab you with the Soul Reaver, then realize both your avatar and my avatar were friends and would simply punch you in the face instead, making you even more asymmetrical what with the broken nose and all.

 

My avatar would realize how assimmetrical yours is, then kick yours repeteadly instead of shooting yours, until mine realizes how assimetrycal mine is, then going into a corner and sulking to death.

 

My avatar would watch your avatar sulk to death.

 

MY avatar would slap you, then slap FKW for being irrational.

 

My avatar would kick yours in the nuts for slapping me, then go back to sulking to death, while eating a sammwich.

 

My avatar would collapse in a heap and clutch his shattered manhood.

Then he would get up and throw you into a mob of JACK-4s and leave you to be caught in the ensuing explosion.

 

Mine would escape from that in a LOLWTF way, then re-kick you in the nuts, get itself some simmetry, and then have some more Ice-cream.Then live happy forever after.

 

My avatar would steal your avatar's "happily ever after" and re-enact the opening movie from Tekken 4, with your avatar as Heihachi.

 

I don't know what the opening movie is, so I steal your opening movei, and get my Happilly ever after back, then kick you for stealing that from me, then sleep 'cuz I"m too damn lazy to go on.o.o;

 

My avatar would take all of my stuff back and slap you silly and call you an asymmetrical freak.

 

Mine would steal it back, then kick yours in the nuts for a 3rd time for calling me unsimmetrycal, then throw you into a volcao, then throw the volcano in the river of the dead, and then sulk in the corner for being called Unssimetrycal

 

My avatar would be resurrected by G. Corporation and would defeat you in the final round of the King of Iron Fist Tournament 4 and would then demand where you are holding Jin Kazama.

 

...What?

My avatar would then Devil Trigger and beat yours to death.

 

My avatar would transform into my sig and automatically win because it's Dante.

 

My avatar would turn into Sparda, and beat yours to Death as a loving father would.

 

My avatar would come back as a Raziel-Kazuya-Dante hybrid and pwn the ever living sh** out of Sparda.

And your avatar.