Mini-Rants Thread

What a coincidence, I hate me too.

 

Me is a douchebag.

 

I'd do me.

 

Ugh...

I've been way too busy at work, and I have been pulling in Saturdays as well. And on top of that, I have a graduate exit exam coming up in two weeks, in which I have not studied for at all.

Fuck my life.

 

With any luck your exam will be multi-choice.

 

It's a verbal exam. With a panel of two or more professors. Which translates to "I'm screwed."

 

Jeopardy?

 

What is Toronto?????????

 

I believe it's a type of moose soup.

 

When I'm scrolling through a long submission on mah reddits that I find interesting, I scroll by clicking with my mouse-wheel so that the little transparent circle appears; then I position the mouse-pointer slightly below said circle bro and he slowly scrolls down the page without me having to exert myself physically by scrolling with my fingers like a punk.
Because the scrolling is fairly slow, it allows me to read in time without me having to move anything except my eyeballs.

Now here's the problem: when I want to up-vote comments, I have to use my fingers to click (and then click again to create a new magic scrolling circle). I also have to move my wrist so that the pointer follows suite. Not being able to up-vote comments with my mind is one of the main problems with reddit, and it really ruins the experience for me. Not being able to do things by telekinisis is rubbish, fuck you Darwin.

 

You wouldn't happen to be a regular on r/firstworldproblems/, would you?

Because I hate it when I leave my incredibly expensive smartphone to charge overnight, it fully charges in a couple of hours and then when I wake up I worry that it might have been harming my battery life by a matter of minutes, which could result in my phone running out of battery when I'm streaming porn through my 3G into my netbook when I'm on holiday.

 

Those African children have no idea how carefree their lives really are!

 

I hate old people who think that any kid who wears a hoody is a drug dealing, knife weilding nobhead

 

Why does every non mainstream music channel now wank over David Grohl constantly. He was in Nirvana, I get it.

 

Arcade Fire, too. XD

 

It's not just because of the hoody, it's because you have the hoody up and it's 10-20c out. There's a line between comfort/looking cool and looking suspicious, don't get me started on people wearing hoodies, hat and sunglasses.

 

don't hear enough of arcade fire actually

 

people who force religion on others suck

 

What has happened to Encyclopedia Dramatica?! All that effort over a period of years just flushed away D:< At least there's the cache, for now

 

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That's a mirror.