Mini-Rants Thread

I like how that person below tries to make up stories to make me look bad

 

True, they're all better!

 

My cats broke the blind in the front room.
My facebook is full of shite, people playing some stupid number game.
Ive gone over my download limit again.
Im sick of hearing about coronation street, I DONT CARE!
Its still icy.
Its still cold.

Apart from that, lifes pretty good.

 

rejected from dundee today.
Two rejections so far. I don't get it - I made my application PERFECT.
fuck them.

 

I hate driving tests when no one ever drives like that.

 

the middle finger is the most used finger in driving.

I hate how much college books cost these days

 

I hate creepers in minecraft

 

I hate creepers on Romulation.

 

There's this girl at school in my Genetics class, a senior in high school, who has never watched porn. I'm apparently a creeper because I watch porn. :3

 

Give her some porn on DVD, mark it as "Scott Pilgrim vs The World" (bitches love Scott Pilgrim) and I swear she will thank you later.

If she doesn't like you and won't accept your gift, give it to her by proxy, if your proxy watches it instead, the proxy will thank you later.

Or you can just keep the porn. Thank me later.

 

I hate you, you, you, you and yes I'm talking to YOU!

 

Talking to yourself is the first sign of madness.

 

Aw. What's there to hate about Paedophiles?

 

^Probably something to do with the children always receiving and never giving.

Need to teach children to give too man. Turn them into nice people and such.

 

Spoiler

I am the yellow ball.

 

From what I have experienced, the word "asshole" is the most prominent in driving.

 

Damn the Holidays and those people that force you to join them in celebrating. So i don't want to celebrate with them, why must i pay a penalty/fine? Is it now a crime not to celebrate Christmas?

 

wat

 

Hey, that's how our country works.

 

Come on.... the penalty here is like a day's salary... so meaning because i'm a humbug i am forced to give up a day's pay?