Mini-Rants Thread

I usually walk from my dads work, but ive gotta walk to whole way...in three inches of snow...In black pumps...O.O

 

Thank you

 

I always hated it when after I gave birth to my kids, that when I went outside, the milk from my udders froze and would make my nipples extremely hard.

 

I miss the Natalie that didn't always have to rely on cheap sex lines. I know you're being sarcastic and playful, but have more respect for yourself. Or is this all you see yourself as?

 

On the internet, I am who I am in reality.

Take that as you will.

Also, you've seem to be underestimating my libido, while it is a larger libido than most, I can keep it in check when used.

Also, I'm bored.

 

My apologies. I had the chance to see you once, a beautiful mother you are. I just didn't want it to end up with you being objectified. You're a bright beacon in dark times.

 

A lighthouse, you might say.

 

I would. But don't devalue yourself. Your husband found his miracle, some of us won't be as lucky to find someone like you.

 

I am disappointed in your lack of use concerning metaphors.

Also, being compared to a lighthouse is awesome, it's like being compared to a bright phallus. oh wait, it is.

 

HEY NATALIE SAY SOMETHING WHORE-LIKE AND FUNY.

 

PENIS

 

You are so hot, never change for anybody.

 

I try, often and hard.

 

I the the sound of that... erm, breasts.

 

No matter how many metaphors, or similes, or particles of speech I use, the point is the same. You're a diamond in the rough, possessing wit, intelligence, beauty, grace(at times), and best of all you're down to earth.
You'd be worth migrating north, just for a taste

 

I was just watching Alladin

 

This brings up an interesting point; I wish keyboards were illuminated by default. I'm kinda hesitating on spending 80 (NZ) Dollars for a keyboard with lights.

 

Aw, thx babe. Uh, I'm not good at taking compliments, nor am I good at responding to them. Nice hair.

And people call me a whore.

Flash light?

 

I have a desk lamp. But I don't use it because I think keyboards should be illuminated.

 

Drinking some wine now