Mini-Rants Thread

Hahaha. Once I was at a vending machine and I put in enough money to buy a drink and then all of the sudden, a kid walks up and makes the choice for me. Then all he does is say "oops" with a big grin on his face and runs off.

 

Hehe, it's like getting off an elevator after pressing every button, hate to be the guy who gets on next.

 

Yes, but there's always a stop button on the elevator.

 

It's called the EMERGENCY button.

 

I use the "Direct-to-floor-x" exploit that every elevator has built in for emergency services. No stops, even if there are other people wanting to use the elevator.

 

I could have used that exploit back when I was studying, so I could avoid the hair dressing academy on the 7th floor. Those motherfuckers smelt like powerful hair gel and cigarettes, plus they'd fuck around with the elevator if it was too full to get in.

 

The elevator here is super slow.
I just walk up the stairs.
College has like 2 floors.

 

why blitzen

 

What do you mean why

 

he probably meant "why blitzen, are you so sexy?" but fainted before completing the question.

 

Did a kid make the correct selection for you?

 

i hate the fact other people have to clean my mess when i find a hotel ice machine

 

that happens a lot

 

plz w

 

I think he's trying to

 

it's like candlejack is ri-

 

Jack be nimble, Jack be a dick, Jack get raped by the candlestick!

I hate being tired, but I love sleep.

 

Well, that works out fine.

 

vending machines. the schools vending machine ate $1.15 so far in 2 months which represents like $11 something in a year with means thoughtout my entire high school years, it will eat $45+

 

I hate all the conceited bastards in my school except a few.