Mini-Rants Thread

I'm basically in love with Jon Stewart. I want to have his babies right now.

 

GODDAMNIT! i'm such a fucking failure!
i had a list of things to accept from UPS, but since it was categorized as multiple packages, i got one i was supposed to refuse to get sent back for a refund! T_T_T_T

 

Totally annoying combo I experienced today:

I tripped spraining my ankle which is now swollen & is making walking very unbearable. Add to this the fact that as I fell down my glasses flew off my face & landed hard on the pavement cracking & breaking one of its lenses. So now I have a limp & will have difficulty moving about for two to three weeks as my ankle will most probably heel up the same time my new pair of glasses will be finished.

So yay for being such a klutz ^_^

 

Ive got no motivation whatsoever to go to the gym or train hard when I get there.
Im wasting my time, I need a challenge!

 

Try cheating on your wife with up to 9 women at a time to unlock the "10 hot dates" lifetime aspiration.

---- SIMs games reference

 

fuuuuck, cahos man.. you need to get out more

why the fuck are bus stations inhabited by jakies, neds and creepy old men? i really need to learn how to drive.

 

I just got my driver's license and it was not that hard to get.

 

Driver's ed is boring. 2 and a half hours everyday.

 

Whoo hoo!!! I got HSDPA coverage agian, 1st time in a week.
Now my rant is - its 3 minutes until my internet cap kicks in so I STILL can't download anything!
Stupid t-mobile grrrr..

 

I hate tehuber's glasses so I joined him temporarily.

 

Why is this not currently your avatar

 

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Back on topic of mini rants, I fucking hate how sometimes I meet a cute girl and forget to ask for her number. It's always the really nice ones that I'd actually put effort into dating instead of just fucking senseless. Goddamn.

 

take note people: that's real class

 

I am classy like you would not believe.

 

I'm sick of my face melting off while I read about the 3DS. Furthermore, I hate that I have to wait until my birthday to get one. Ah well, only one month after the release.

 

I'm sick of everything nintendo does being so gimmicky. Wii, 3DS, etc.

The wii was just OK with its motion contol. It's nice, but it wears off real fast.
....And then sony follows the leader with what I can only describe as some of the worst peripheral launch titles I've seen since the first eyetoy.

Not that modern nintendies are bad, so to speak, but the only reason nintendo is still kicking ass is the fact that they always have good software.
Even the Virtual Boy had wario land....it was a f#cking awesome platformer (on VBJIN anyway, no headaches 4 me!)

Teleroboxer looked pretty kickass and that recently-perfected VB beta "bound high" kicks a bit of ass itself.

 

There is no gimmick. There is only innovation and those who refuse to accept it.

 

I can has glasses for pedobear?