Mini-Rants Thread

I am insulted by your comments against the greatest actor in the world!

GOOD DAY SIR!

 

:'(

 

I hate it when somebody lays a "silent bomb," then silently hovers away with a huge grin on their faces leaving nothing but a dust trail of last night's dinner among the forage mother nature's sweet air.

 

lol

 

I hate tests and quizes and exams period. (it is a usless way to test people)
Slow internet and lag. Nuff said

 

God damn Firefox just crash moment! And it even say its embarrassed...yeah, shame on them.
I was streaming a long movie and it just crashed and i have to start all over again. damn them... i was in the middle of it too.....I hate it!

 

^The reason I use Opera.

Goddamn updater which I need to use with the computer!!

 

the media company's in the US are going to court tomorrow to get the internet "blacklisted"!!!!!! T_T_T_T_T_T
GODDAMNIT ! i hate the US's fucking government!

 

We all do.

But out of every single mother f*cking thing in this whole country, three words come to mind as the most hated thing in the world.

I.

HATE.

LOBBYISTS.

Having people come in to fill the government's pockets with bribe money should NEVER be part of a law's process.

 

You must march to restore sanity.

 

that isn't going to happen.
you can't just "blacklist" the internet lol

 

I hate our freaking net...

Now my Ubuntu download takes longer...

 

March? Ain't gonna do shit! We need to charge towards the white house with our swords above our heads!

LEEROY.......JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENKIIIIIIIINS!

 

October 30th, do it.

 

Personally, I'd march to Keep Fear Alive.
But that's just 'coz I think Stephen Colbert's way funnier than Jon Stewart.

But if it's purely for political reasons, then onto the restoration of sanity!

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I hate the way some people refer to my native homeland, The Philippines, as a 3rd world country.
Sure, we aren't as advanced as the US, China or Japan, but at least we still uphold and respect our moral traditions instead of labeling them as "old-fashioned" as in some other countries.

Chivalry is still alive!

 

I find Jon Stewart funnier on a consistent basis, and his humor is vastly different from Stephen's. His humor is more so that he looks at news stories and points out ridiculous things.

Meanwhile Stephen is that ridiculous thing.

But, my favorite part of The Today Show is when Jon talks to Stephen, the two personalities go together well and it's hilarious.

 

But it's that same ridiculous-ness of Stephen that I find so funny.

Granted, Jon Stewart's jokes do make more sense and are funnier if you have a good grasp of the latest events in politics and world news.
But, therein lies the problem.. with me obviously, there's nothing wrong with Jon.

I have a hard time keeping up with the day to day events and changes in politics. Add the fact that I'm still relatively new to this country... then some of Jon's jokes just fly right by me.
It's also the same with Stephen, however, he doesn't tend to focus on the details of the events, rather he focuses on it's effects and meanings, which is easier for me to understand.

But, In the end, consider them both to be very funny comedians/ political pundits. I especially love how they form this faux-rivalry in their shows. It's laugh-out-loud funny.


It's a shame I can't go to the marches...

 

The only time I pay attention to American politics is The Today Show, so I have little prior knowledge about the events, I never have to know the stories beforehand, as he usually shows them or tells the viewer about them. I don't watch the show everyday either so, yeah. The jokes usually never go over my head. The only thing I knew prior to the show when watching it is the Tea Party movement (thank you, Youtube and NewLeftMedia).

I'm not from America either.

 

Islam, fuck this entirely evil religion.

 

Colbert is a decent spoof of conservative (and to a lesser extent democratic) news. If you're taking him seriously though, you really need to rethink things. Hell, even his march was a direct piss-take of Stewart's.

I like Colbert, don't get me wrong, but if I was American I'd stick with Stewart's march. I do agree with Natalie though, the two of them and the way they play off each other is fucking hilarious.