messy room excuses

Haha! Ok, then it is ok! :-\

 

i talked to my room and it likes being messy.

 

Mine excuse is pretty basic. Its

Kiss MY BUT hole. lol Thats it. Then i never do it.

 

I always say my room has personality =P

It's funny. My mum always says "Clean up your room and you won't lose anything". But when I clean it up, I can't bloody find anything.

 

LOL

That always happens to me too... It's stupid.

 

now he says im too lazy to do it but im not lazy im just very well adapted

 

I have a rather tidy room. I just tidy it as i get things out. I dont think it will stay that way for long

 

That's usually the case for me... As soon as someone picks everything up off of my floor, I can never find what I am looking for... Which is usually my USB.

Or,

"I'm not cleaning my room yet because I am not irritated enough with the mess yet, when it gets messy for so long I will get irritated and then proceed to claen it up, if you keep chucking everything onto my bed to try and make me clear it up, then I will only get annoyed with you and put it back on the floor in spite!"
The my mother will say something like..
"Yeah, but I want to get to my clothes in the wardrobe!"
Then I retort.
"Your clothes!? YOU HAVE 4 WARDROBES OF CLOTHES! Go wear something else.... Why are your clothes in my room...?"

 

my dad cleaned my room while i was on holidays and he didnt mind the copy of FHM in my room he put it in a pile of books XD. FHM has the best game reviews XD

 

lol hahah i didn't know you've got some good humor. that last part was really funny, maybe she misplaced one of her wardrobes? =P

 

- Sorry, mum, I can't clean my room.
- Why?
- Why!? Because there's a VERY rare species of Dust Mites living in my room.
- ...
- If I clean my room up, they'll ALL DIE. IT COULD DESTROY THE EARTH.

 

HOMEWORK....

 

my room is organised chaos and chaos theory at their best

 

mum its my room why do u care!!!!!!!!lol

 

I wasn't there so, I'll pass on the message to the person responsible.

 

Even though there were a few spelling mistakes..
I'd like to think I have a reasonable sense of humour.
Hahah! How someone could misplace a wardrobe I have no idea...!
.... Although now that you mention it... There is a wardrobe in our living room...

 

I'm allergic to dust so I just get someone else to do it. That or I'll just wait till I get annoyed by the mess and make sure all my skin is covered, put on some gloves and get on with it. That doesn't happen much.

 

I'm allergic for smoke... My mother sometimes puts a smoke machine in my room to clean out the dust.. 1 time I was in, my mother pressed ON, and I fainted after 5 secs... Not really funny.