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May 21, 2011: Another Stupid End of the World Prediction

Discussion in 'Rants' started by Cahos Rahne Veloza, May 14, 2011.

  1. yoshi2889

    yoshi2889 Well-Known Member

    lulz
     
  2. darkrequiem

    darkrequiem Well-Known Member

    Shush, you're dead.
     
  3. Kiekoes

    Kiekoes Guest

    Anyone ever read the bible? If you did, you should know this. Matthew 24,36-44:
    'Nuff said bitches.
     
  4. darkrequiem

    darkrequiem Well-Known Member

    I knew that the time of humanity's demise was currently unknown without even fully reading the bible!
     
  5. will1008

    will1008 Well-Known Member

     
  6. Cahos Rahne Veloza

    Cahos Rahne Veloza The Fart Awakens

    Can anyone give me Mr Harold "nutjob" Camping's address so I can personally rupture his face in so he'll never make anymore of these faggy doomsday prophecies of his ever again :p
     
  7. msg2009

    msg2009 Romulations sexiest member

    He said on the news this morning it may not be today but it will happen at some point.
     
  8. darkrequiem

    darkrequiem Well-Known Member

    Preparing the world for his amazing "recalculation".
     
  9. will1008

    will1008 Well-Known Member

    Not this again. This is the 2nd damn time.
    There is still 2012, 2038, 2060, 2240, 2280 and 5079. Ain't kidding.
     
  10. Cahos Rahne Veloza

    Cahos Rahne Veloza The Fart Awakens

    No, d'uh!? :p

    He's slowly losing all sense of logic LOL!
     
  11. Paddette

    Paddette Well-Known Member

    I don't think he ever had any to lose.
     
  12. someirishkid

    someirishkid Well-Known Member

    THE END IS NIGH!

    ...sweet, i dont have to do my homework now :)
     
  13. Loonylion

    Loonylion Administrator Staff Member

    Actually that's the first question god will be asking. If the answer is no then you won't get eternal life :p
     
  14. damanali

    damanali Well-Known Member

    Hmmmm.... today is that rapture right? correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that rapture thing is supposed to take those who are worthy to be save and leave all those who will suffer till the armageddon?

    If nobody is taken, doesn't that mean we are all not worthy to be saved?
     
  15. msg2009

    msg2009 Romulations sexiest member

    In Christianity neither morality nor religion come into contact with reality at any point.

    None of the aussie members are online! I think rapture got them. Or maybe they are just getting pissed like people should on a saturday night.
     
  16. darkrequiem

    darkrequiem Well-Known Member

    A crazy mother is believed to have "sacrificed" her son due to the rapture business.
    I wonder if there were any suicides too.
     
  17. Jhon 591

    Jhon 591 Well-Known Member

    This guy has seaios issues, it's almost like he what's it to END if anythink, Would you Trust him if he had a thing-er on the button ?, no of cause not XD!, I'm very sure will will all be hear tomorrow and make him look like a plonker again lol, are when will his next prodiction be....
     
  18. tehuber1337

    tehuber1337 Well-Known Member

    Mate, we get pissed every night. Hell, every day, too. Sobriety is an occupational hazard in this world.
     
  19. msg2009

    msg2009 Romulations sexiest member

    I always said I was gonna emigrate to oz.

    Well, gods 15 minutes late, it looks like im gonna have to go to pub instead of my glorious ascent to the heavens.
    I wonder what Harald is going to say in morning? I bet it isn't sorry.
     
  20. lewis9191

    lewis9191 Well-Known Member

    Best Raptor out there
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5ApY-5Yzsw&feature=related