Making things unbearable for everyone else ;D

everytime you blink, your arms has spasms.

 

when you punch a portable policeman comesout.

 

make everyone deaf XD

 

Wut?

You activate a trap card even if you didn't.

 

.......

i got nothing.

 

Errr... If you think that's suppose to be funny, well, no it isn't. Just saying.

Every time you go to a swimming pool, you have to go to a slide that has blades that shaves your ass and then you fall into a pool of vinegar.

 

Everybody would love loli girls
(just saw your quote there Haseo)

 

to add 20 more years in school

 

With no recess, lunch, bathroom breaks & having detention as a REQUIRED subject as well

 

while we're at it, you're forced to live in their dorms, which all have an unchangeable, REALLY loud alarm set to 4 in the morning

 

In this "unbearable" school, Born2killx is your headmaster/Principal

 

reverse the way a pen works so that you have to push down the sharp end to make the flat end come out so you can write.
the sharp end requires seventy pounds of pressure, so you have to punch a hole in your hand

a fourth matrix movie

ben and jerry's actually uses the ingredients on the label (eg: rocky road actually has gravel in it)

1334 recognized as the official Language all over the world

the standard system and the metric system combine to form the standemetric system, where every distance is divisible by pi... and no rounding.

tables made of paper and no plates... cut a steak, i dare you

fireworks (and grenades) are all permanently set to a seven milisecond fuse

fireworks shoot out of the same side you light

all laptops are programmed so that they have a seventy percent chance of exploding every time windows encounters an error (a 100 percent chance for macs, to make it fair.)

all drink containers contain a vacum seal so that you can never actually drink anything out of them. if you puncture the side it explodes and showers everything with soda

 

Everybody would be asexual
Where's the fun?!

 

Snow in Sahara!

 

aka Canada

 

French and English people in a dense population

 

trap them in a house with no doors.

 

make kissing each other's armpits as a replacement for the old fashioned handshake,LOL