Making things unbearable for everyone else ;D

On every electronic device : The power on/off toggle button does resets only.


For everyone to power on/off they must :


Power On : plug in such device or install the batteries.

Power Off : unplug such device or remove the batteries.

 

Make everything vibrate!

 

hand-written programs. even those with billions and billions of lines!

instead of buying any multiple-part objects (like a car, phone, can opener, etc...) the package consists of all parts for it and a how-to document

 

Use only one colour on traffic signals, regardless if it's for stop, prepare to stop or go.

 

Make cars have joysticks and d-pads to drive with

 

If apple actually followed thru with this joke http://www.theonion.com/content/video/apple_introduces_revolutionary

 

ROFL wheel! that would hurt a lot

take away all fast forward/rewind capabilities!

 

If anyone accidentally believed onion news (happened once. The one about Hgames!)

 

Make everything sexy!

 

refrigerators that heat your food and microwaves that chill them instead!

 

super gluing things together, doors hinges, shoes to the floor, car tires to the pavement, it has endless possibilities

 

Make computers with mice with only one button and an operating system that focuses on aesthetics instead of usability and power! Then, make a very limited selection of software for it!

...an Apple, you say?

 

For the Win!

Make cars move sideways instead of forwards or backwards.

 

You might not be thinking that when floorboards get sexy...
Probably something on the lines of "Ouch! A splinter!"

 

I was thinking about how uncomfortable things would be if everything was sexy, catch my drift?

 

games would become books and forums would become clubs in buildings where people would come and be seated with paper and all the sections of the forum would become bulletin boards were people would have to stick there post on the bulletin boards.

 

no romulation?

 

Spinning houses.

Finnish as new international language.

Power buttons on the back/bottom of everything.

 

Hmm....


Make 7:00 PM to 7:30 PM glomp time! It would be so cute~

 

quite interesting...

instead of using letters, you have to learn the text messaging system! as in write out everything as if you're hitting the numbers on a phone (like "Romulation" would be "777,666,6,88,555,1,8,444,666,66")