Making things unbearable for everyone else ;D

Videogame consoles with game software loaded from a 200lb stone slab

 

A computer with 10.00 Ghz processor and graphics card from the year 3000, a mouse that practically reads your mind.
With 1GB of HDD space

 

that would be annoying
A Wireless router that lets you use it for five seconds before restarting.
The rerstaring period is abouit 10 seconds

 

The human body as a PC, with internet access plugged straight into your arse!!

 

The human body crashes, overheats, gets viruses, freezes, and crashes more. Then it's taken out to a forest and shot with a spud gun.

 

Return Bush to power

 

Make everyone allergic to water o.o

 

Give Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo another term in office...

No worse, let Bayani Fernando win the 2010 elections

 

Have your mouth used when your fart

 

There was a South Park episode on that idea. People were shoving food up their arse & crapping with their mouths eew!

 

I remember there was a family with butts for their faces in southpark...

 

That too

On with the game then:

Remove all forms of entertainment, videogames, toys, movies, TV Shows, Music, Dancing, sports & everything else I may have forgotten & return to Churning milk for pleasure ;D

 

The Internet reverts back to BBS.

 

ROM/ISO downloads from RomUlation paid with real money, not points. Unbearable for all of us but very profitable for seph, loony & Patton.

 

a charger that sucks all the power out of what your charging then deletes everything on it anyway

 

Giving everyone their own theme song.....a polka theme song.

 

Give GBATemp a crappy server... Oh wait... ¬.¬

 

DOS-only computers! none of that flashy graphical buttons

 

Make clocks go anti-clockwise and digital ones count down in time. (24:00 - 00:01 - repeat)