make a paradox

this one is my favorite
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actually its a banned i made once for a site i was creating, but for some reason the host site kicked me out (i was using a php template from a site.)

 

Is this question false?

???

 

I CANT CREATE COMPLETE SENTENCES!!!!!!!!!!!

 

its scary how time goes fast when you want it slow, and goes slow when you want it fast.

 

so true

the opposite of this sentence would be the same of this sentence

 

its scary how time goes fast when you want it slow and goes slow when you want it fast.

i wish that this wish won't be granted. (the genie can't grant the wish for if he does it'll be disobeying his masters wish, but he can't NOT grant the wish for if he DOESN'T, his masters wish WOULD be GRANTED)

 

the old classic:

what happens when an unmovable object meets an unstoppable object?

 

i don't know is the only answer that I DO KNOW.

 

The Earth is a sphere, but it feels so linear when we walk on it. So how can we feel flat when it is round.

 

the only time i am wrong is when i am right.

 

Space is a dimension, yet dimension is not space. Like an object be a space.

 

Jesus is god.

 

whoa never thought of that one^ im actually a muslim so i believe jesus is a human, a prophet, but still human. (hope nobody gets offended )

uhh thats the same as saying: a female dog is always a bitch, but a bitch is not always a female dog.

 

I'm a Christian and I believe in the trinity and speaking of this:

God can't make a rock to big for himself to carry.

 

...uhh yes he can he is god, but he can make it so big that he can't carry but if he wanted to carry it, he'll just making himself bigger so that he can carry it.

 

But then the rock would no longer be too big for himself to carry. And so he never really made a rock too big for himself to carry.

It's impossible to answer, which is why it's a 'paradox'.

 

not nessary, he could creeat a rope (or a device) that could help him carry it, thus he himself can't carry it...not without the device that he made to carry it.

 

But then I could say he is able to carry the rock.

It's just a question of semantics and wordplay.