Magic Vending Machine!

I'm guessing Leukemia...

You get Super Cancer.

I insert mah Pingas!

 

You get a...pussycat.

I insert an octopussy[The book].

 

You get a melody. 7 to be exact.

I insert next poster's pingas.

 

I de-insert it.,

I insert a dollar.

 

You get a quarter. Anti-Profit!

 

...You get a blank piece of internetz.

I insert a G.

 

You get a A

I insert a P

 

You get a fart.

I insert Luigi's hat.

 

you get mario's overalls.

i insert my headphones (or, neku's)

 

you get an MP2 player (what a downgrade!)

i insert a cat.

 

you get a lolcat.

I insert Sheet music.

 

You get Lady Gaga.

I insert a love poem

 

you get a reject letter >=)

i insert pike-kachu

 

You get baked rat with a hint of lemon.

I insert my foot.

 

you get a hand

i insert corriger

 

You get nothing

I insert Kirby

 

you get zebon (if you have watched the anime you would know what i am talking about)

i insert an ipod nano 1st gen

 

You get a demon that mauls your face and rapes your wife.

I insert Terry Crews with an AA12.

 

i dun have a wife... im 12

you get a dead man

i insert the demon i got

 

DON'T QUESTION ME OR ELSE YOU DON'T GET TO DANCE WITH DEVILS.



I get a demon that dies in five seconds. What a rip-off.

I insert a volcano.