Magic Vending Machine!

You get a kleenex

I insert a pikachu

 

You get an Emolga.

I insert a doll.

 

U get an alive doll

I insert a Black rock shooter action figure

 

You get a bomb

I insert a beat up pikachu

 

U get nurse Joy who restored your pokemon for you

I insert a cat and a cute girl

 

You get anime

I insert nurse joy

 

You get a character who will later be overused in hentai of that specific series

I insert Kirby

 

You get a character who will later be overused due to rule 34.

I insert hi1116.

 

You get an annoying catchphrase...headache inducing catchphrase

I insert FF7

 

(thats not very nice D=)

You get Square Enix

I insert Mr. PowPow

 

You get awesomeness in a jar.

I insert The Last Story.

 

You get a computer.

I insert a carambar.

 

You get spice girls.

I insert an ogre.

 

You get a dragon.

I insert said dragon.

 

You get an arrow to the knee >=D

I insert a huihiuhuihiuhuihiuhuhihui

 

You get an "I feel annoyed" comment.

I insert myself!

 

You get a living Muddy

I insert a pokeball

 

You get the crushed remains of what used to be a whale released from a pocket sized ball.

I insert insertion.

 

You get inception

I insert said inception