Magic Vending Machine!

wut.

I insert Vendingworld's statement

 

you get nothing...

I insert nothing

 

You get hydrogen.

I insert myself.

 

You get wimminz

I insert a pomeranian

 

You get nothing

I insert a BUMP

 

You get another lovable zombie thread.

I insert irony.

 

you get an ironic moustache

i insert Jonez

 

You get ranma.

I insert a cellphone.

 

You got an ... Woah... what's this... another but better cellphone...

I insert the RP.

 

You get demons and hybrids and angel! Oh my!

I insert myself!

 

You get <~Tatsuya~> >

I insert myself.

 

You get a princess! :3

I insert melfice.

 

You get 666


I insert your mother.

 

You get my mother ... ?

I insert myself again.

 

You get a dead corpse

I insert that dead corpse

 

You get a living Jonez.

I insert a Sega.

 

You get a snes!

I insert myself yet again!

 

You get a gardevoir.

I insert a pokeball.

 

You get a Blastoise.
I insert tissues.