Magic Vending Machine!

you get glass... launched out of the machine...

i insert a bear..

 

you get mauled

i insert a mauled tomg

 

You get Eskeleto from Nacho Libre

I insert Eskeleto...

 

you get jack black

i insert nachos

 

you get doritos...

i insert Jim Carry....

 

you get banned?

I insert a strawberry lase

 

You get your punishment for inserting such obscene things!

I insert ME BANANA!

 

You get a grenade.

I insert a radio.

 

you get bad old 'old folk music'

i insert my headphones with mic attached

 

you get me getting an ipod

i insert my rage

 

you get the whole background of you flaming with fire all u see is fire

i insert a zit

 

You get thread revival.

I insert a Portal turret

 

You get a cake.

I insert a coin.

 

You get one credit

I insert my own hand

 

You get half your arm back.

I insert Kratos' blades of Athena

 

You become God

I insert bread

 

You get wheat

I insert a cup.

 

You get two girls.

I insert Mark Zuckerberg.

 

You get Tom Cruise

I insert a Gundam

 

You get a Gundam figurine!

I insert a psychic power.