Magic Vending Machine!

You get platypus.
I insert a dead hooker.

 

You get a "Super Kitty!"

I insert Internetometer.

 

u get 0 of my 4

i insert my 4 internets

 

you get two pedophile busts.

i insert naked chick.

 

You get the devil.

I insert my coffee.

 

i get drugged and wake up in someone else's apartment.
"treec_cynda what the hell!"

i insert my psp's.

 

you get to play with the machine (eww)

i insert a flower (dead one)

 

You get an even deader flower.

I insert a decapitated head.

 

You get the police number... odd.

I insert five hundred pieces of wrapping paper.

 

You get five hundred punches to the gut from angry environmentalists that wanted you to recycle.

I insert 2 cats, 5 lampposts, and a whole host of backing singers to Rihanna.

 

You get your GOD.

I insert a giant slice of bread.

 

and in return you get a big ass slice of pumpernickel!

I insert Eco the Dolphin.

 

You get a broken Genesis console.

I insert a "beat 'em and eat em" cartridge for Atari 2600

 

you get a Porche 911

*inserts a stack of CD's

 

You get a pile of BetaMax tapes.


I insert everything I own...

 

You get nothing.


I insert a badge!

 

You get a gym leader!

I insert a pocket watch.

 

you dont get my pokemon pikachu watch i have around my neck witch is off ebay from hong kong for 5£

i insert my poop

 

You get a toilet.

I insert my avvie's bow.

 

You get a arrow in your eye.

I insert my family jewels. Some rings.. some necklaces.. and a few earrings.

Family jewels are so nice