Magic Vending Machine!

You get a letter.

I insert a letter opener.

 

You get a letter.
I insert you.

 

You get a turnip.
I insert Romulation.

 

I thought I already inserted that...
You get a permanent ban
I insert 100-plus

 

you get 50-
i insert a sword

 

you get some cheese

I insert some salsa

 

you get a mexican

i insert my laptop

 

You get a netbook.

i insert my nintendo wii

 

you get me (why am i always getting stuck in the vending machine) i insert the corpse of justin bieber

 

you get curt cobain

I insert Doggy-Dj :

 

You get an Athemoe

I insert an Athemoe

 

you get me again i insert a falcon punch

 

you get a revived Justin Bieber

i insert a cd

 

You get an LP.
I insert Darth Vader.

 

You get a fluffy bunny
i insert a phone

 

You get death.
I insert life.

 

You get extra credit

I insert a rock

 

You get Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.
I insert John Cena.

 

you get a poster saying wrestling sucks

 

You need to insert something

I insert a cookie.