Magic Vending Machine!

You get a tie and feathers.

I insert ShinChanfan....alive.

 

I jump out of the machine and kick you in the face.

I insert Fluffles... DEAD

 

You get yourself dead.

I insert ShinChanfan's dead body.

 

You get a alive me who kicks you in the face.

I insert a dead ParanoiaAgent

 

I insert a twister. Yes, the natural phenomena twister.

 

You get a hurricane!

I insert a girl.

 

You get sex.

I insert sex

 

You get a baby.

I insert a dog.

 

You get a puppy


I insert the baby

 

You get child support.
I insert two monkeys.

 

You get three monkeys.

I insert a glacier with a stranded guy.

 

you get walt disney.
I insert three people.

 

you get an old nursery rhyme about 3 gay men washing themselves in a bathroom (rub a dub dub, 3 MEN in a tub)

I insert my youth

 

LOL! that made me laugh XD
You get the Peter Pan DVD.
I insert a shubby dog.

 

you get rabies

I insert Chuck norris

 

you get punched in the face with his chin-fist

i insert a fruitshoot

 

You get wet...

I insert 8 babies

 

You get suicide due to the thought of being a father.


I insert a Rabbid (DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH)

 

You get a moldy sock.

I insert my grandma

 

You get cookies and milk.

I insert Arnold Alois Schwarzenegger